WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Helpin Mummy an moonin the moon

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: restin
  • Simpsons: yes- an episode all abowt Lisa! Brillyant!
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score:9.5/10
  • Day Score: 6.83763121/10


Az yu can see, I hav startid cowntin down to my berfday! Wa-heyy!!! Wun ov the most orspishus days ov the yeer! I thort it mite giv Mummy a suttol HINT if I put a big notiss up on heer. Ha!


Speekin ov Mummy, I waz bizzy today helpin her wiv her blog. She issent the expeerienst blogger I am, yu kno. So I nipt over to lend a paw.

She duzz the "ABC Wednesday" thing. This week is "R". She did "R is for Rolo", wich is a type ov choklit, an she needid me to hold the choklit. Wich I did, bein an Ever Helpful Bear:And, bein an Ever Helpful Bear, I waz careful to eet them up as well. HEHEHE!

I'm kwite serprized she dident chooz to do "R is for Robert" akchewlly. A Bear ov a less matchur ilk mite hav got a bit upset by that. As it is, I meerly stole all her pants. She duzzent kno yet. Come tomorro mornin, sheel hav to reconsider how mutch she valews me, as Cheef Pant Hoarder.


Meenwile, did yu see that big moon larst nite?
It was so impressiv, I mooned it! I did! I got my bottom up at windo, an mooned the moon!
Hav yu ever moond the moon?
If it's big agen tonite, giv it go!
He duzzent mind. He moons all the time. He carnt help it. It's wat he do.

Bye fer now!


No Cool Story said...

YAY! Chocolate!
I love Rolos :D

So your tiny moon mooning the moon. Oh Bob, you are so funny.

Stardust said...

Juz 10 days awey? I bet mommy's gonna mayke it BIG fer yu. Shh... let's pretend dat we din't noe...

I realize dat yu chenge yur outfits queyte often, mummy maykes yu those? Yu lucky lil bear.

YES, I caurht beautiful moon here too, but I have not mooned it before. Maybe, I'll trye tonite. How? Pants down?

BumbleVee said...

ooooo.... she'll be in a tizzy looking for fresh pants in the morning....hehehe..... good one Bob..

i beati said...

Glad you did your mooning and choklit duties . Mummy can always count on you !!

A.Bananna said...

Rolos are the best!! I did not know your b-day was in May too! that is cool! :)

have a great day bob!!

Julie said...

Yumm! I love Rolos too. You are a good bear for helpin Mummy but not so good for hiding her pants! lol

Becky said...

Hey Bob - I hope you gave your Mum some pants this morning!! naughty boy (bear, I mean)

I'm not sure that mooning the moon is a good idea for people - bears are OK, people - not so much!!

Stanley said...


We're counting down to B-Day! We'll declare it Bob T. Bear Day in GooberStan, we will!

You are a most helpful bear. Wish I had you with me all the time - good companionship AND helpfulness.

I never thought of the moon mooning me all the time. I love to go out and dance under him in the yard when he's all full and glowing. I usually give him a little booty shot. You're right. He doesn't seem to mind.

Goober love & pre birthday smooches,

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Rolos ar an exslent Bear-Size choccie :@D

As fer moonin the moon bein funny, I bet it yewst to be a paygen ritchyual an dedly seerioss.

But yes it is funny.


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Mummy duzz mayke sum ov my clothes but sumtimes she finds them on ebay. I got sum jumpers that way.

It haz to be pants down to moon, so I hope it is nice an warm whare yu ar. Wa-heyy! Imagin if the whole werld mooned the moon together. Now issent that better than war?


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


At ferst I playd innosent an told her she cud whare the day before's pants inside-owt! HEHEHEHE! Yu shud hav seen the fayce she pulld.


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

i beati,

Ah yes, yor rite, I am a very dependabol Bear!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


I get to moov it abowt a littol bit. Yewzly it's on the larst Munday in the munth, as it is May Bank Holiday. This is cos they don't reelly kno wat eggsakt day it waz. So they yewz the Bank holiday cos that waz the ferst day that me, Daddy an Mummy all went owt together. But I sed, if the dayte can moov, can I hav it on a Saterday this yeer? An they cuddent think ov wy not. Ha!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


I am an eggslent Bear.
I eevn got rid ov the Rolos for her.
As fer the pants, wat's she worreed bowt? It's warm now!


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


so long as yu don't akchewly pop yor bot OWT the windo, it'll be fine. Ah go on.


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Bob T Bear Day? HEHEHEHEHE!!!!! Evrywun will hav to hav wun eer forward an wun eer bak an eet hunny on soda bred. Or choklit. Or or or or go wa-heyyyy an frolick sum pants. WOW wat a grayte day!

Good to heer yu giv the moon a botty shot! See, fun issent it?