Foyled!
Yesterday's scores:
- Gills: no
- Simpsons: yes
- Tesco: no
- Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: bit bizzy, frolicking /10
- Day Score: 7 ish/10
This is my 400th post!!! WOW! A corze for sellybrayshun, yu mite think. An yood be rite! Shayme, then, that it comes at a time ov such let-down an personal betrayol....
I waz doin well wiv my plan ov hiding all Mummy's pants. It had sertenly helpt her remember the ferst rool ov livin wiv a Bear: Don't Ignor The Bear. She had eevn arskt me, larst nite, wat I wud like for my berfday. I waz rewminaytin over wether to arsk her for a speshol berfday piknik or a large bag ov choklit hunnycomb, an eevn toyin wiv the idea ov arskin for both AN a new hat, but then, ALL WAZ LOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Or to be mor presice, all waz fownd. PANTS wer fownd. MUMMY'S pants. Thanks to Grayum, hoo told her whare I waz hoardin them.
WHAT the????
He sez she tryd tickol-tortcher till he neerly peed, but then she held him down an bribed him wiv hunny on toaste an an an so he sez it issent fair to blayme him. Onnistly!
He wud never hav got throo Spy Collidge.
I thort yu cud trust the elderly. I thort yu cud depend on them to stand up for yu, to fite yor corner an shayke a zimmer-frayme at the fiendish underpaw goings-on ov the foe.
Not whare hunny on toaste is arownd, apparently.
Hhhhhhhhh.....
Bye fer now!
Grayum: "I carnt help it. It's wat I do."
13 comments:
Fun post - wanted you to know that the Krustyland ride and Simpsons ride has come to Orlandos Universal Studios!!!I'll post about it
Congratulations on your 400th Post. Woo-Hoo! I voted for you and rated you a 10 on those votey thingys in your sidebar.
Poor old Grayum....I'm sure he tried his best to hold out....
congrats on the big four-double-oh !!Wow.....
Hay Bob!
Come and visit me, I have taken over the blog!!!
Tomorrow I'm gonna introduce a new alpaca teddy bear!
See ya,
J.R.R.
Congratulations on your 400th post, what an achievement! Keep up the good work Bob.
Molly and Taffy
PS How are the sunflowers doing???
Betrayed Bob, well dont treat him to harshly we all have our week points. 400 Bob, cripes I'm coming up on my 100th, in a few posts time, i would have been there already if my little P.C didnt get all messed up.
Congratulations on your 400th post :-)
Ahh, Bobber!
You are certainly wronged, even if you are at a major milestone in your young life! (Congratulations on #400, by the way. The world would be grayer without you blogging in it.)
But, I have a feeling that Graham just couldn't help it, man. He probably has the Alzheimers. You know, the memory goes and all sense of loyalty until you're left with only the basic needs and wanting to do anything to get them met. I believe that's what he is doing, and your mama took advantage.
Don't worry, though. I think you birthday presents have nothing to do with the hoarding of pants.
Goober love,
Stanley
Congratchewlayshuns on yur 400th post! Can I giv yu a kiss fer dat?
Sorri to heer abowt the lost panties. I belieev yu dat Grayum woold never get throo Spy Collidge. Just, dun't be too disappointd. Just like how every men is impurfect, this applies to bear sumtimes perhaps?
You stay truu though. Nose hugs.
As my gift I gave you Krustyland about 4 -5 days ago !!
Congratulayshuns on your 400th post Bob!
Hunny on toast is just too tempting for an elder bear. Poor Grayum.
Sandy/Ibeati
Sorry- I havent been abol to get on the compewter the larst ferw days. I'll chek it owt soon. Thanks!
:@}
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CHEWY,
WOW, THANKS!!!!! :@D
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Bumblevee,
Por old Grayum? He dident eevn sayve me eny hunny!
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Rachelle,
OH WOW! I wish I had been over sooner! Thanks! I carnt wayte!
:@D
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Molly & Taffy,
Alas the sunflowers ar no mor. Weev bort sum new wuns an ar goin to start agen wen it stops rayning!
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Alex L,
Ar but yor posts ar longer than mine! Hope yor pc gets better. Wud hayte to looz yu!
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Cherrypie,
THANKew! Ahem!
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STANLEY,
"I think you birthday presents have nothing to do with the hoarding of pants." -????? Wah! I'm dissapoyntid now!
As fer Grayum, I dunno. He hassent bin rite since he fergot to close his eyes goin throo the xray masheen at Heathrow airport in Mummy's bag. Ever since then he's sed he yewst to be a WWII RAF pilot. Sertinly messd him up a tad.
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Stardust,
Heheheheheee oh allrite then, jus a wee pek on the cheek! Hehehe Not that cheek, silly, I ment on the face! Hahahah!!!
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Julie,
It waz all Mummy's falt reelly. She haz no respekt for the elder Bear.
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Thanks evrywun for yor messidges. Sorry it took aiges to arnser! :@D
CONGRATS!!! 400, W00T!
Note to self: Don't Ignore The Bear. Ckeck :)
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