- Gills: resting
- Simpsons: yes
- Tesco: no
- Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!Been tryin to get on heer all weekend!
Daddy haz been playin a gayme on the compewter for hours an hours, roodly interruptid okayshunly by Mummy sayin things like, "Come on let's go to that Garden Senter that's clozing down an get sum cheep plarnts an stuff" wich issent eevn a reel shop, an defnitly not Tesco's, whare I cud at leest ride in a trolley. An sheez got hardly eny room in the garden for mor plarnts. Never mind. We still went.
Weev had to stor all the plarnts indors coz it's been raynin hard an the wind haz been blowin reelly reelly madly an noyzily, an I don't meen Grayum's farty-bottom. Well not JUST that. We reelly did get a big gale the larst few days. It's mad. It had been hot hot hot an now it's all wintry agen. Enyway, wiv all the new plarnts indors, it's like bein owtside inside an we Bears like that cos it meens we hav an indor toylet. That new tree peony haz been well fertilized, an the flowers on that bottle-brush bush arnt as harsh as they look- in fakt, they ar as soft as a feather on the bare Bear bot! Wa-heyy!
Remember that race that Mummy an Dilly did 2 week ago, to raize munny for Cancer Research? Well Daddy dident get eny fotoes ov them akchewly runnin (wich waz ov grayte dissapoyntment to me cos let's fayce it, gerls do run funny! Hehehehe!) BUT I fownd sum pikchers on a website ov them! This compenny duzz finish-fotoes for peepol taykin part. They ar kwite expensiv so I dident buy eny, but I nikt theez wuns (hehehe!). So heer we ar, proof that they akchewly ran!
Dilly is cheetin a bit, if yu arsk me, as she rode in a belt-pokkit for at leest sum ov the way! Can yu see her? I've markt her wiv a yello ring in this next pikcher. (Her snowt in unmissabol! HAHAHA!)
The total waz in today, an they raized just over £200, wich is sumthing like US$400.
That bag Mummy's carryin contaynes a bottol ov warter, a warter spray, tishooes (I gayve her self-ishooin rites as the rayce waz gerls-ownly so I cuddent go along) sum mussol-rub an sum payne killers. She haz arthur-eye-tis wich is wy she took theez along wiv her! Her bak haz been bad since, so me an Sam hav been runnin up an down it. Bears ar kwite good at massardge, yu kno. It's the combinayshun ov furry feet an good darnse moovs.
Bye fer now!