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Saturday, July 05, 2008

Is thare no end to a pare ov pants' talents????

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: no
  • Tesco: yes- went wiv Arnty Jo an Hazel an Mummy an left Daddy behind cos the gerls wantid to browse an we wer there for neerly 2 HOURS!!!! An an an Arnty Jo parkt on the uther side ov the car park so I got a extra long ride in the trolley. It waz ace.
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 (got Daddy) /10
  • Day Score:7.87629/10


Yesterday waz grayte cos Arnty Jo an littol Hazel cayme up cos she had a day off skool an we all went an had a piknic neer the carsol. I took sum fotoes an I'll put them on heer nex time. Grayum enjoyd it. He neerly ate evrything.

Larst nite, I waz goin upstares to bed, reflektin on wat a grayte day it had bin, wen I got a bit ov a shok!!! I thort a burgler waz waytin rownd the corner for me! Or or or maybe a mad Bear merderer or sumthing!

Bein Brayve, ov corse, I wassent fayzed. I jus calld for Daddy to come an hav a look wiv me.

Well! It ternd owt that it waz a Pant Shadow!!! Mummy an Daddy had left the washin at the top ov the stairs an the downstares lite mayde this shadow owt ov the pants!

Wa-heyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Arnt pants brillyant??? HAhahahahahah!

Rite! Weer off to Granny's for the weekend now. Weer taykin terkey an appol pie, wich in Amerryka wud meen a holiday, but weer just tryin to empty the freezer.

Thanks for all the messidges abowt the awards. I'll attend to them wen I get bak! I hav to go an pak. They sed it mite thunder this weekend so I need to tayke my Emergensy Hug Pants, Number Wun Pare.

Bye fer now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Denise said...

Have a great weekend at granny's Bob!
It is raining here today so I am cooking! No bike adventure for us today, will see what the weather is like tomorrow!

CherryPie said...

That is a great shadow :-)

Have a great time ;-)

i beati said...

What astounding pants creativity!!! Happy Weekend Luv sandy

Bear Naked said...

You really have a very busy life Bob.
You're always on the go somewhere or doing something.
Have a great time at granny's.


BumbleVee said...

looks like old Hitchcock's profile .... for sure! that would have been a shock for anybody ..or bear....

my bears had a little tea party the other day... I was thinking of you guys at the end...and laid 'em all out... proper stuffed.

Stardust said...

The Pant shadow luked scary! I lyke pant's shadow better in their usual spread. =P

I'm so envious of yur pants ov different formula. Have fun at the granny's!

Lynda (Granny K) said...

Wahayy! Pants with majic properties! - transformer pants, shape-shifter pants....( i could do with some of those!) have a great time at grannies :o)

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Denise, I carnt get yewst to not callin yu Mrs Nesbitt!!! I reelly must get yor card in the post. Sorry for the delay!

It waz hot hot hot heer an in Kent, but it startid to rayne Sunday eevnin wen we drove home. No thunder tho. Phew!

Today, it is ownly raynin wen Mummy puts woshin on the line. Then she runs owt an gets it in. Then it stops. This is God's way ov tryin to get her fit.



B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


It's clever, issent it? But it reelly mayde me jump!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...



Nose hugs!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Bear Naked,

Yup, yer rite; I am a Bear ov menny sponsibilitys.


B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Bumblebee, I tryd to vizit errlyer but got thrown offline. It keeps hapnin, not jus to yor site, no no no, it's not yor falt, it's BT Internet. Grrr. Enyway I must try agen cos I'm always intrestid in wat yu an yor Bears ar upta.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


Yor rite! They wer WELL scary!!!

Pants ar best wen on yor hed.



B.T.Bear (esq.) said...


shaype-shifter pants! HAHAHAHAHA!!! SHAYPE SHIFTER PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!! Woooooohoooooooooo!!!!!!!Ahhh hahahahaha oh haha oh stop I've gotta payne in my side beads now... heheee

Becky said...

Wow, Bob! Scary shadows for sure!! We celebrated the 4th of July Holiday here on Friday (7-4, of course) and found out that Scooter is afraid of fireworks!! We went to the speedway races that evening, and when we got home late that night, poor Scooter wouldn't come out from under the bed.... It was his first 4th Holiday and I don't think he liked it... Maybe we need to try giving him some "hugging pants", do you think it would work?

Stanley said...


You have opened my eyes to the amazing wonder of PANTS! THANK YOU, man!

Goob love,