WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Nice to hav frends!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: yes, a kwik trip for mor washin detergent, cos ov the amownt ov washin bak-log thare is!
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5/10
  • Day Score: 7/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Look wat arrivd Saterday mornin!

I took it to Granny's wiv me, cos wenever I tell her that I get my own mail, she larfs. Well, I showd her this, an she STILL larft!! Granny's can be a bit confewsin!

It had Winnie The Pooh stikkers on it, all over the frunt an bak!!!Look!

It's my pawtrayte from Chewy!!! She sent it to me!! WOWWWEEE!

Howzis for a likeness?HEHEHE! PANTS!

Oh look, a letter, too! An wiv harts on, teehee!

Awww Chewy sent me my own foto ov her!(heheee...heee.... I like gettin stuff from pritty laydezz....!)

An she did a Celtic Hart speshly for me, too:Awwwww thanks, Chewy!

I'm gonna get it all framed!

Chewy incloodid sum sampols ov payper for Mummy, too, for her to do crarfty stuff wiv. She waz reelly pleezd wiv that- kept her kwyert for a wee wile, that did! Hehe! I'm lukky to hav nice frends, all rownd the werld!

Arfter I'd opend it all, Granny opened up sum Bear Biscuits for us all!! Theez wer yum! The tummys an toes wer vanilla fondant stuff. Slurp!

***

Unkol Roy arrivd on Sunday. He had been teechin in West Sussex. His job endid so he is stayin at Granny's now till he gets anuther wun. Daddy took a foto ov him wiv Mummy an Granny, in the garden:That's Scooter's bak legs thare, behind Mummy! Peepol hav arskt me abowt the cats so heer's a better pikcher ov him-Heer is the uther wun, Mrs Fluffy. )They ar reelly Mummy's cats but they liv wiv Granny. It waz goin to be temporary but then Granny luvd them an dident want to giv them bak! Never mind! Granny haz a luvly big garden for them, an Mummy gets them their food an vet stuff. Enyway, heer is Mrs Fluffy:)An this is whare they both wantid to sit wile Daddy an Granny wer eetin sum salmon:-Granny arkst Mummy to moov them but insted she took a pikcher! Hehe!

Hehehe!

***

Daddy flew off to Ireland larst nite so it's kwyert rownd heer. Me an the uther Bears ar going to yews the time to werk on our Olympik Synkronized Sitting Rooteen.

Bye fer now!


23 comments:

Becky said...

Hey Bob - how does it feel to be so famous that everybody is drawing your portrait??

Your Granny seems like a fun person to be with - does your Uncle have any bears taking care of him? Looks like the cats watch over Granny pretty well, but I think bears are best, don't you?

We've been watching the Olympics, too - do you have a favorite sport or athlete? In the US, Michael Phelps is the big news maker - everyone is watching to see how many gold medals he will win. I think that some of these "sports" seem kind of silly.... I guess I'm just holding out for Football season to hurry up and get here!

have a great day!
Becky

Stanley said...

Hey Bob!

I can't draw, but I might be able to make a likeness of you this winter in the snow... when I take my top of the morning whiz. If I do, I'll take a photo & send it to you! (Will that do?)

Thanks for finally showing a photo of your daddy and granny. I'm not sure I had really seen them close up before.

Chewy's obviously a great admirer of yours. She did a marvelously FAB drawing of you, and was so thoughtful to put in some crafty bits for your mama!

Goober love & smooches,
Stanley

Ms. Creek said...

OMG! Scooter looks just like my naughty TT! WOW! I love their synchronized salmon sitting!

Well, isn't Chewy just a doll for sending you your portrait! And Dilly got hers from Chuck, too! You guys are just doing fine!

Isn't eating bear cookies sorta...ummm...cannabalistic?

Stardust said...

Yu're a very lucky bear, Bob. Chewy is totally brilliant!!

Nice to hav frends, family too! Now dussen't dat make yu the luckiest bear in the world? ;) Love them, alright? Nose hugs...

Lynda (Granny K) said...

Wow! Fancy havin yor portrait painted! How cool is that?! and such a brilliant likeness too! It's very Special.
The cats made me laff - I can imagine them saying 'need any help with that salmon?'

i beati said...

You are the liuckiest bear. I want a package from England with a European Italian greayhound female mouse colored in it .. ha ha fun time s Chewy is grate to you . How fast did you eat those bears??

Velvet Ginger said...

Oh wow!!!! I am so glad Chewy sent that lovely protatrai! I really like the kitties too! And seeing your Mummy and Granny!
I bet your bear biscuts were good!

Bear Naked said...

How lovely that Chewy sent the portrait to you.
And it is very exciting to receive mail addressed to your own name isn't it.
Those bear biscuits do look yummy.
Mrs. Fluffy's name definitely suits her, she is a very fluffy cat.

Bear((( )))

CherryPie said...

What a lovely portrait :-)

I like the look of the bear biscuits too ;-)

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Becky,

It's a very straynge thing, but Unkol ROy duzzent like Bears! He duzzent eevn like it wen I try to say hullo to him. He gets all huffyfied.

No, we havent been watchin the lympics. Daddy likes to watch it, but as he is in Ireland we carnt get Mummy to put it on!

Never mind, weev been praktissin our synchronized sitting.....

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Stanley,

Wy, that wud be an exslent onnor, an such skill, too, as yu wud hav to do it sideways, wuddent yu? HAHAHAHAHA! I want to see the photo! HAHAHAHA!

Yeah, Chewy is a grayte laydy. She is havin a few weeks' brayke now an I miss her allreddy.

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Ms Creek,

Sam waz nervoss that it mite be at ferst, but we explayned to him that they dident hav knees, so they wernt real Bears. Wunce he got a tayste ov them he dident care enyway!
HA!

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Stardust

WA-HEYYY!!!!!!!

I shor am a lukky Bear!!!

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Lynda,

Both cats ar on speshol diets- Mrs Fluffy haz speshol stuff cos her kidneys arnt good, an Mr Scooter has speshol stuff COS HE IS SO FAT!!!! Granny had to get a bigger catflap fitted cos he got stuk!

So they arnt allowd salmon. But Mummy did give them sum ov the skin, cos Daddy duzzent eet that bit.

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

i beati,

we finisht the cookies eevn befor the tea waz drunk! HEHEHE! They wer so yum!

Maybe we cud send yu a card wiv a DRORIN ov a greyhownd on! Will that do?

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Velvet GInger,

I reelly luv that pawtrayte. It is dun by a very speshol artist an I am so chufft that she sent it to me!

The Bear Biscuits wer yum yum yum! All crunchy an creemy an vanillary.

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Bear Naked,

Wen Mrs Fluffy was born she was so littol her Mama-cat hid her under her chest to keep her warm- so at ferst, Mummy dident see her! Mummy calld her Midge. But as she grew her hair got longer an longer an soon Mummy's brother, David, startid to call her FLuffy. Soon nowun calld her Midge an she ownly arnserd to Fluffy!

Yes it is grayte to get maiol addresst to me personally! Maykes me feel kwite big an importent.

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Cherrypie,

Parrently they cayme from M & S so see if yu can find them!!

:@D

CherryPie said...

Ooooh! Bob I love M&S xx

Dr Zibbs said...

Nice art

CHEWY said...

Bob, Bob, Bob!
YOU GOT THE PACKAGE! Woo-Hoo! It made the looong trip safe and sound. (I used lots of tape to seal it tight. I'm anal that way. tee-hee) I hope it wasn't too difficult to open. I am so thrilled that you liked your portrait. Thanks for posting the photos. Nose Hugs!

Oh Mummy has TWO black cats! I had a black cat named Spandex. I saved from a trash dumpster when he was a tiny kitten. He lived to be 18 years old.

Shrinky said...

Oh boy, Chewy thought of everything, didn't she? I loved the Poo stickers on the envelope, very apt! And the likeness of the of the portrait to you is uncanny!

That photo of your two pussies eyeing up the salmon is too cute for words (grin).

No Cool Story said...

Oh Bob, that's so sweet :D
What a wonderful thing to get in the mail.
I love flufly cats, love them. Unfortunatel I am allergic to cats :( So I can't pet them...would you pet it for me Bob?