WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Monday, August 11, 2008

Tee heee!!!!!!!!

Weekend's scores:
  • Gills: yes, we drew 1-1 wiv Bournemouth (full nayme, Born-Mouthy-Scum) wich is a not-a-looz.
  • Simpsons: no
  • Tesco: yes, evenchewally
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10/10
  • Day Score: 7.32697/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Becky an Ms Creek dident get that joke, so heer it is agen, wiv an explanayshun. But I warn yu both, wen yu reed the explanayshun yu will groane. Paynfully.

Heer goze-

Kwestchun- Wat do yu call a man wiv no shin bones?

Arnser- Tony.

Tony!

As in TOE-KNEE!

TOE-KNEE, as in HE DUZZENT HAV ENY SHINS!

GEDDIT?

Oh boy...

heheheheheheheheh! Ms Creek worreed that it stops bein funny wen yu hav to explayne it, but I think it's jus funnyer. Hehehehehehehee!


19 comments:

Asta said...

Bob
You won't believe this, but my unkel Tony, who is a tap dancew, always says Toe Knee..he even gives awawds called that, hehehehe
gweat minds think alike
love you smoochie kisses
ASTA

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Asta!

Big nose hugs!!!!

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Hey Asta! I've got an Unkol TOny, too!

Velvet Ginger said...

I don't have an Uncle Tony but I sure like your joke...and I got it without the explaination!!!!
Good One Bob-a-Babe!

chalkhillscollective said...

Hello Bob, just realised I haven't said 'hello' recently, so here it is again - hello!

Glad you've got a new pants washer - were you all going round with pegs on your noses?

Have a great holiday, do lots of exploring and take lots of pictures.

Chalky

Lynda (Granny K) said...

Bob - Would that be ANKLE TONEE?? BUM! BUM! PFFFFHH!!! (laffs at own joke!)

Stanley said...

Hey, Bob!

I can do one better than Asta's Unkel Tony. My girl had a friend at university whose name is Tony Butts ~ so he'd always point to his toe, then his knee, then his butt to illustrate his name.

But, I have to say it's a VERY good friend who will unravel the mysteries of their joke-telling so that their friends will understand.

Goob love,
Stanley

Ms. Creek said...

Well....I can't believe I didn't get it! It is HILARIOUS! Thanks for explaining it to me! I laughed!

NOSE HUGS TO You, you little toot doot!

Becky said...

Groaning here..... Thanks for explaining! bah dum pah...drum roll
I guess I will try to see the humor, but right now I'm too embarrassed!! heh heh

CherryPie said...

It is definitely one to groan at ;-)

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Velvet Ginger,

Bob-a-Babe?????

Bob-a-Babe?????

What the?

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Chalky,

Hullo!!!!!!!!

We dident ware pegs on nozis, but jad to hold our breaths as we went past the pile of Daddy-Soks spillin owt ov the barsket. Ooo that waz narsty!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Lynda,

ANKLE TOENEE!

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Oh boy, Wy dident I think ov that? That's priceless. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa

maykes my sides hert.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Stanley,

Hullo Goob!

Tony Butts. That's a grayte nayme!
WUd hav bin eevn better if they'd naymed him Nicolas.

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Ms Creek

HAHAHAHAHAHAAA! Glad yu liket it in the end!

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Becky,

HAHA! I sed yu'd groane! Hope it wassent too painful!!

Nose hugs!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Cherrypie,

WA-HEYYY!!!!!!!!!!


:@D

Bear Naked said...

Thanks for the explanation Bob.
I have to confess I didn't get it either but now that you have explained----------
HaHaHaHA

Bear((( )))

No Cool Story said...

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

:D