WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Thursday, October 16, 2008


Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: yes
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: no, we wer all too bizzy playin hide-an-seek-the-Bear insted. Dilly kept on an on an on an on, she wantid to join in. Tsk! So we let her. See? I'm a perfikly reesonabol Bear. Yes. We told her to go an hide an weed find her. Then we went off an playd sumthing else. She waz hidden neerly 5 hours. (She sez 2) an waz perfikly happy coz she thinks she wun.
  • Day Score: 7.83621/10

I've just realized that I mist my own blogoversary! D'oh! This blog was 2 yeers old on 28th September!!! WOW! Can yu beleev that?!!!!

Here is a link to my very first post!!!

Ahh.. how sweet.

Never mind. In loo ov sellybrayshuns on the akchewal date, I am declarin tomorro Intonashonal Pant Frolik Day. So! Wen yu go to get drest tomorro, I don't want yu to jus put yor pants on. Oh no. I want yu to reelly shuffol up yor pant dror, mix em all up, thro a few up in the air an go "Wa-Heyyy!!!". The ferst pair to fall owtside ov the dror wins, an thoze ar the wuns yu hav to ware for the rest ov the day. Eevn if they ar stringy nearly-pants. Yu kno, the type wiv a just thin strip at the bak that goze up yer bum.

I garantee yu, it will set yu up for the day. An wen yu get to werk, an yor boss is annoyin, or wen yu go to a shop an they ar rood to yu, yu can jus think to yorself, "Hey! This person mite me a seekrit lurker on Bob's blog, an they mite hav dun a Pant Frolik this mornin too!" an it will mayke yu smile.

If yu do chooz to smile AT them, tho, best not to wink at the sayme time.

Defnitly don't smile, wink AN menshun a Pant Frolik.

Or if yu do, an they start taykin littol side steps towards a button markt 'panic', get owt ov thare fast. I don't understand it meself, but sum peepol jus hav no sense ov hewmer.

Bye fer now!


Stardust said...

Happy belated Blogoversary, Bob!! Wheee!!!

Check owt dis speshol link dat has sum nice Bear murals. I fownd it at enother blog. Amazing! http://chunkymountains.blogspot.com/2008/10/abc-wednesday-letter-m.html

Ok, the Pant Frolic saunds fun! I hope it has that speshol effect on me thou I'm staying indoors. By de wey, I luv de hugged effect a lot, heer's one to make it better. (((HUGS)))

P/S: Sending mummy address soon!

Blue said...

Luv you Bob, for making me always smile, when I come & visit.


Lynda (Granny K) said...

Happy blogiversary Bob! let the frolicks begin! Nose hug, gotcha!

Molly and Taffy said...

Happy Blogoversary Bob. You are such a busy bear, keep up the good work. Our bears have been very lazy lately we are going to give them a good woofing and tell them to get their paws working again on the 'puter.

Molly and Taffy

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

WOW! THANKS Stardust!!! Those Bear murals ar fab! HEHEHE! But did yu see wat the norty squirrels wer doin???? :@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Ahhh BLue, don't be sad. Glad to hav mayde yu smile :@)

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Lynda... oh she got me agen!!!! D'oh!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Molly an Taffy,

be careful wen yu woof up yor BEars as we Bears dont tayke kindly to bein woken up!!! HAHAHAH!!!! (Speshly if they ar ov the hibernaytin ilk.)

Good to see yu! Enjoy yor frolikin!!!


Bear Naked said...

Happy Belated Blogoversary Bob.
2 years!!!
I think you should do something very special for Mummy since she has let you use her computer to tell all of us what is happening in your life.

Bear((( )))

ps--chocolate is always a nice gift

BumbleVee said...

Happy Blogoversary...
Happy Blogoversary...
Happy Blogoversareeeee !!!
Haaaaapy Blogovers ..a ..huh? What? you want me to stop? But,... I'm not even to the second verse yet....I, oh, alright... yeh..I know...I'm tone deaf, so what? Ain't it the sentiment that counts? okay take yer hands off yer ears.... I've quit....

well, usually I wear tight pinchy shoes and walk instead of driving or taking a bus...so I'm really ready for war when I go to the store or garage to complain about a bill or a purchase..... BUT...if I wear a thong AND tight pinchy shoes.... look out@!!!won't they all wish they'd stayed home from work that day for sure!

Amy said...

Happy Blogoversary, Bob! Woo hoo yayyyyyyyyyy! The pants froliking sounds like FUN, I'm off to do it now :) *nose hugs* from me and TB

Julie said...

Happy Blogversary Bob, belaytedly. I mite have to cheet in the pants frolic so I get a comfy pair. At least I don't have any stringy ones, just big ones, like Bridget Jones!

CherryPie said...

Happy Blogversary :-)

Would be OK for me to keep doing the pant shuffle until I find a pair that fit?

Alex L said...

Two years bob, it definitely a anniversary to celebrate congratulations. I'm not sure who long I've been doing it. I know my next post will be number 150 though.

petra michelle; Whose role is it anyway? said...

You've come a long way! Happy
Blogoversay! :))
Wanted to thank you Mr. T Bear for
your comment and vote on Columbus Meets Captain Jack Sparrow. The winners were a tie for Columbus:
Marlon Brando & Antonio Banderas,
Johnny Depp as Sparrow (two Others-
;), Peter Lorre as Davy Jones, and Reese Witherspoon as the Teacher.
I hope you enjoy The Good, The Bad, and The Phantom.
Have wonderful weekend! Petra :))

Sandy Kessler said...

Congrats 2 years for me too in August whee

david mcmahon said...

You missed the big day, Bob? What did Mum have to say about that?

We're the richer for your presence.

Ms. Creek said...

So mean and FUNNY to play hide and seek with Dilly that way! And she thinks she won! lol

And I LOVED reading your iriginal blog! I can't believe how different your fur is now! I like how you look! Do you keep in touch with your graduating buddies?