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Saturday, October 04, 2008

It must be Grandparent week!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: we've all bin too bizzy reedin the brillyent Captain Underpants book that Stanley an Stella sent us!! /10
  • Day Score: 7.84291/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Oh deer! In fakt, oh deer oh deer! Becos thare ar 2 things to say "oh deer" about. So, do I say "Oh deer, oh deer." together, like that. Or, do I say "Oh deer!" then paws, an then say "Oh deer!" agen. Or, perhaps, do I jus say "Oh deerS" an leev the number open???? Hmm... skomplicaytid stuff, is langwidge.

ENYWAY. My ferst "oh deer" is that it seems I did not blog all week. No post since Sunday, an I wassent eevn on a nice hollyday sumwhare. Criminol! SO I am sorry bowt that.

My secund "oh deer" is that I may hav offendid sum peepol in my larst post. I meen...a week an ownly 8 comments? C'mon, guys. That feels like a suttol way ov sayin sumthing like, "Now look heer, yu cheeky yung Bear [at least, I wud HOPE that yu wud capitolize 'Bear', no matter how annoyd yu ar wiv wun ov the speesheez], now look heer, I serpport that fine Mr McCain an I don't think it's funny that yu ar rood abowt him."

If this is the cayse, then I do apologize.

Look, I'm ownly littol. I don't meen to be rood to enywun. Well, that's not striktly troo: Koalas. Koalas I HAV to be rood to, becos they go arownd tellin peepol they ar Bears an they're not, they ar silly beak-nosed-tree-huggers that poo soup on torrists' heds an eevn fall asleep mid-streem. But uther than them, an the odd cheatin scum opponent footballer, I don't meen to upset enywun.

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Just remindid me of a camel, s'all. :@}

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Enyway!

Granny-Ireland an Grandad-Poppa went to Rhodes for 2 weeks an ownly went bak home to Ireland on Thursday. BUT! They flew into London on Wendzday, an rang me up an sed, "Hullo thar, wee fella! Wud yee be wontin to com to Lundon for a wee dinner then?"

WOW! Dinner in Lundon wiv Granny-Ireland an Grandad-Poppa! Brillyant! I waz so exsytid! I put my newest an bestest jumper on an ran to the car!!

It waz grayte to drive rownd Lundon at nite. We sor all the faymuss bits all lit up an glowin! Then we all met up at a littol Italyun place near Victoria called L'Arco. The food waz yum! The dizzerts wer sooper-yum!

Heer's me an Dilly wiv Granny-I an Poppa:

I'm a bit big-eyed cos Grandad-Poppa had an espresso an I tryd sum ov it. It's weird stuff. Sort ov the grayvy ov the coffee werld. I dident blink agen till we wer harf way home.

Mummy an Daddy? Oh, yeah. They wer thare too. But ownly cos I'm too small to reech the peddols in the car. Jhee jhee jhee!

They talkt abowt us all goin to Ireland at the end ov the munth for a holiday. Wenever an wharever we go on hollyday it's allways cold wet an rainy, so we mite as well. HAHAHAHAHA! See, told yu I'm a cheeky Bear!

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Weer off to our uther Granny's today, the wun that's Mummy's mummy an carfters Mummy's cats cos they like her big garden.

It will be the ferst time we see them all since Orgust an Mummy carnt wayte to see Fluffy an pik her up an sniff her toze. (Lor, sheez weird.)

So wa-heyy! 3 Grandparents in 4 days! At leest the English wun knows not to strayten my eers owt, like the Irish wun kept doin. Mummy had to explayne to her, I'm a spy, an I need to be reddy for all evenchewalitys, an that means WUN ear forwerd an WUN ear bak!!!!!

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Gillingham ar playin today- kik off 3pm British Summer Time. Pleez hav yor bloo pants at the reddy an on in time. If yu get cort short an ferget till the larst minit, don't panick, jus put them on yer hed. It's funny, but waring them on yor HED seems to be EEVN lukkier than waring them on yor bottom-an-bits. Try it! Get on a bus in the rush-hour an thare won't be a seat in site. But don a pair ov lukky bloo pants on yer hed an TAH-DAAH! Instantly, peepol moov owt ov the way for yu. It's MAGIC!

Bye for now :@)

34 comments:

Alex L said...

I'll go and blue up right now Bob, currenly in grey so thats no help!

Lynda (Granny K) said...

Wahayy Bob! Don't know who John McCain is....does he make oven chips?
I think blogworld has been a bit subdued lately. P'raps the wevver and the financial crisis might be making people fed up an worried.
"We're all Doooooomed! aye!"

Off to find blue pants now. Glad you all had a good time in London.
Nose hug.........gotcha!

Blue said...

Opps, I forgot to comment re the hedgehog; am so pleased he's moved into his little house.
And, I've probably upset the Republicans too re my criticism of McCains running mate...

Glad you had fun in London.
Your comment re the expresso coffee made me giggle.

Taking a deep breath here before telling you, I'm not into football, but am glad your team @ least plays in Blue...

Hugs
Blue
x

Stardust said...

Good Bear, Bob. Lovin' grandparents is a beary good thingy. =)Must be good to hav fun wiv lotsa peeple in different places. =D

Do update on the hedgehog when yu've settled down. I hope its mama's joining! =D

Bear Naked said...

I'll be wearing my blue pants on my head all day today Bob.
For your team AND my team.
Good luck with yours.

Bear((( )))

Becky said...

Hi Bob! Sorry I haven't posted with you lately, I've been sick, but feeling better by the minute at last! Another sorry for you, can't wear my blue pants today because I have to wear my lucky RED pants for my Huskers are playing #4 ranked Missouri Tigers today (and I'm very afraid we will be massacred)... Good luck to your blue team!

Your grandparents are wonderful - I really miss mine a lot. They were always so fun to be with - you are a lucky bear to have 4 of them!!

Asta said...

Bob
What a gweat suwpwise to wun to London fow Dinnew wif youw Gwans..all of you look happy, xept that spwesso did make youw eyes a little scaiwy big, hehehe..wewe you up all night?
I twied it(my pawents dwink it all the time)it's pawewful stuff.
I think mrMc cain is a nice man but I shuwe wouldn't want him to pwesident, and that sidekick of his scaiwes me mowe than the alligatows on my twip to Hilton head...I'm suwe no one was offended..not possible at you..I'm afwaid I'll have to put the pants on my head, cause it's so late
smoochie kisses
ASTA

BumbleVee said...

hey Bob...don't worry about offending anybody.... honestly you just hafta mention the word politics right now and already you've stepped in it. Some people are pretty fierce about their opinions. I obviously offended several last week in comments.... ahhh, well...I am still entitled to my personal opinion no matter what they say or think or whether they are louder.... if I stood up to my old man (who was louder and meaner than most) I sure as heck don't back down when another blogger tells me how to think.... Also..it seems people are totally glued to CNN every minute of the day ...trying to figure out which way to go next...to the exclusion of anything else... . as if they can do anything at this late stage....

I better preface it with IMHO...but I think this is just the prelude to a very bad economic situation for the next few years .... it hasn't even begun yet...

Julie said...

Did the blue pants work? I haven't seen the results today.

I think you did a grate Eyrish acsent! :)

I haven't been bloggin much eether. Maybe it's the wether gettin us down.

Ooh, yes! Anuther thing, I'm glad you took Dilly with you to Lunden.

CherryPie said...

Grandad-Poppa freaks me out in that pic too... I think I need a nose hug :-/

Molly and Taffy said...

Hi Bob

We have been on our holidays, just popping by to say "hello", we have a lot of catching up to do, our paws will be worn out by Tuesday!!!!

Molly and Taffy

sandyshares said...

yay Grannys lots of special time- Always bloo pants-- Sebring is Blue too.. How is Calamity have not heard a ord of her...Also I am a Mc Cain bear and believe me he would laugh

Bumpkin Bears said...

hewooo Bob, wat a fab day you had with the gwanparents, i wuv ireland :)

T.B. Superstar said...

Yay! I spent the weekend with my Grandma too! It must be Grandparent week!!!

Ms. Creek said...

i didn't realize koalas were such nasty creatures! and i had no idea you had such resentments towards them!

(and btw, no offense here!)

Mousie said...

what a lovely time you all had !!!

All Bear said...

Had to chuckle .. blue pant wearing on heads? Hmmmn ... will mention that to my lifelong Gill supporter other half ('man and boy .. how many times have I heard that?!!!) and see what he reckons! Bet he didn't know he had a teddy bear co-supporter at the Gills on Saturday afternoons ... LOL! You've made this bearmaker's day!!!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Alex,

I allways kno that YU will be rite on my wayvelenff!!!!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Lynda,

HEHEHE! Oven chips! (Slurp! I like them dunkt in mayonayze!) John McCain is the grayte grayte grandfarther fello hoo wants to be prezident of the USA. He goze arownd wiv a horbol laydy hoo shoots Bears an givs her kids weird naymes.

OY! Oh! Hehee. Good catch! I'll getcha bak tho :@)

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Blue,

Bloo is a grayte culler!

Mummy duzzent like footboll iver, it's OK ;@)

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Stardust,

yep it's defnitly a wee littol wun in the howse. We sor him come owt larst nite, hav his upper, do alot ov scratchin all over (inkloodin wun moov that lookt like he waz wayvin his arse at us) an then went on his way into the nite.... hehehe!

:@)

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Bear Naked

Wa-heyyy!!!

Wat fun!

I hope yor teem did better than.

Nose hugs!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Becky,

I am so sorry to heer that yu havent been well. I hope all yor Bears ar helpin wiv cups of tea and hed hugs and stuff.

:@)

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Asta,

I wud luv to see a foto ov yu wiv pants on yor hed! Wa-heyy!!!

No I don't like that laydy. Hav yu seen wat she duzz to Bears?

:@~

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Bumblevee,

I think we shud all stok up on pants wile we can. Remember, however bad it gets, a good pant frolik is free and allways lifts the mood.

By the way, they show CNN over heer at nite-time. Wy is thare allways a yung laydy an a reelly reelly old guy? Is she his dorter?

:@)

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Julie,

I dident tayke her. She stowed away!!!

Nose hugs!!!

Gotcha!

:@)

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Cherrypie,












NOSE HUG!
thare!
Gotcha!
Didya feel it?
:@)

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Molly an Taffy

Oooo I better hed over to yor playce an reed abowt yor hollydays. I bet thare ar sum fotoes ov doggy froliks.

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Sandyshares,

Good poynt.

I must nip over to Calamity's an see if sheez chekt in laytely....

:@)

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Bumpkin Bears,

I yewst to like Oireland till the herd ov nephews kidnapt me. An Daddy got me run over near Unkol Brian's shop. I'm too nervuss to go thare now. It be a daynggggggggeruss land fershore.

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

TB

Yayyyy!!!!!!!!!!

Giv yor Ma a speshol hug from me by the way. I hope she is OK.

:@)

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Ms Creek,

YES!

Silly poo-soop-prodewsin beak-nosed tree-huggers. Poo! Poo on them! Poo on them wiv flys on top!

HA!

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

MOUSIE!

It is allways luvly to get a vizit from Mousie!!!! How ar yu?

The uther day I waz playin wiv the wee peeps yu sent to us for Crismoss larst yeer!

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

All Bear,

Hallo an WELKUM! Hehehe! Wat stand duzz yor uther harf go in?

I've seen a few uther Bears thare, yu kno, just keep an eye owt an yu'll see us pritty mutch evrywhare :@)

I like yor blog! WOW! Yor a Bear Dokter!

I hope yu vizit me agen soon!

Nose hugs!

:@D