WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Monday, October 13, 2008

Mooning the Moon

Weekend's scores:
  • Gills: YES!! YES!! WE WUN!!! WE WUN 5 - NIL!!! AN I WAZ THARE, TOO! WA-HEYY! Thanks, everywun, for warin yer lukky bloos!!!!
  • Simpsons: no
  • Tesco: yes
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 HA! Got Mummy wen she waz waykin up! She sed that waz cheetin. I say it's taktiks. /10
  • Overall Score: 8.97921638/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Wa-heyy! I don't kno if the moon larst note waz OFFISHULLY full, but it sertinly lookt plump an rownd to me! So folks, yu kno wat haz to be dun to a full moon, don't yu? (I kno Stanley an Stella do; weev disgust this at lenff befor.) Yes! Get owt thare an MOON THAT MOON!

Moon that moon!

Moon it!

Shayke that thang at that moon!

& This is me ballansin the moon on the tip ov me nose!

Playing moon football...

"On me 'ed, son!"

WA-HEYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
Bye fer now!

22 comments:

Asta said...

Bob
That moom looks gweat..I knew you could moon the moon, but I had no idea you could play wif it..I'll have to twy that next fullmoon..I think I would want to bite it, hehe
smoochie kisses
ASTA

A.Bananna said...

you crack me up! we saw the moon lastnight! we did not think about moooning the moon! next time!!

Julie said...

Wa Hey!!! 5 -0!!! Yayyy!

My moon dial says the moon is 99% of full tonight so you could have another go at moonin the moon, that's if you can see it tonite. It was out earlier on but I din't think about moonin I just said Hello!

Lynda (Granny K) said...

It had to be done. Naughtier than eating maltesers even. Over on the FCofB's, you've really started something now, Bob!

Alex L said...

GOOOAAAAAALLL!!!

5 nil Bob, Well I'm glad I could be of some help.

Unknown said...

Oh Bob, you are so cute! I love you! Can I come to England to give you a nose hug?

Shaketownman said...

The greatest moonpics with a bear that frog ever saw!

Bear Naked said...

Bob
Love the moon pics.
Thank you for your Thanksgiving greetings over at my blog.
Those two bears are probably feeling stuffed with turkey because that is how I feel and my expression is the same as theirs.
(burp--burp--burp!)

Bear((( )))

Velvet Ginger said...

Oh Bob...you are a guy after my own heart...that's so cute!! I love the Moon too!!! we are having "Harvest Moon" right now and it looks big!
I saw on Anna bananna's blog you said your Mum's spring bulbs are confused and popping up from under the ground because of the cooler weather...Mine are too! I always have blooming Daffodils in November!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Asta,

Hehe! Yey, try to bite it! I bet it's cheesey! Under-chin tikkols!

:@)

Kyanite said...

Hey, what fun you had!
Those photo's are brill.

Hugs
Blue

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

a bananna,

Yep, yu shud try it. BEst poynt AWAY from the nayberz howse tho wen yu do. Unless yor nayberz ar pilloks, like ours,in wich cayse poynt yor butt in their generol direkshun. Wa-hey!

***

Julie,

I dident do it agen larst nite but the hedgehog did, as he waz walkin away from his dish, he had a good scratch an wayved his reer end upwerds. Hehehe!

Mummy thort it waz a messidge to her for not puttin owt his yewzual corned beef, but I rekkon he waz moonin the moon.

***

Lynda,

Ahhh it warms a small Bear's beeds to kno that I've helpt anuther Bear join in wiv sum tradishonal Bear goins-on. HAHAHA! Moon it!

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ALex,

Wa-heyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!! Cheers matey! Thanks for the help!!!

:@D

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Amy,

Hehehe. Altho, I may be kewt, but I DO do ferroshus, cos I'm a BEAR! Nose hugs can be send throo the atmosfeer tho. Lynda catches me owt all the time like that.

WHoahh!

There- see? I think that waz her agen.

Hehehe.

;@)

***

Frog!

HALLO!

Allways grayte to see Frog heer!
Thanks, Froggo buddy. An I bet yu've seen loads, too!

***

Bear NAked,

Wen I've over-indulgd I find the best pozishun is to lie on the flor on my tummy. Then the wayte ov me flattens my own tummy an pushes owt the gas bubbols that feel bad. It's a grayte way ov speedin up a well needed fart.
HAHAHAHA! Try it. For addid intrest, try holdin it in till sumwun like Dilly walks parst HAHAHAHA!

***

Velvet Ginger,

The new shoots ar fun cos they ar kwite strong an spikey so I can prod them wiv my toze an it tikkols. It maykes me larff. I did it to the littol crocuses comin up the uther day, an it mayde me larff so mmutch I fell over into the lavender bush. I was still lyin thare gigglin wen Daddy got home from werk. He sor me so I jus sed I'd been on patrol owtside chekkin for peepol hoo mite hav been on to me arfter seein me personlized number playte. Wich I had been, to be fair, but I had got side-trakt. HEHEHE.

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Blue! Yu sneekt in thare! Yu got me! Ha! Hallo!

:@D

CherryPie said...

I sat watching the moon rise as I was eating my dinner and thought how beautiful :-)

These photos are fantastic, makes me realise I should have taken a few snaps myself!

petra michelle; Whose role is it anyway? said...

*laughing* It'll take a few more visits to get the hang, but your moon posts were wonderful!

Stanley said...

Bob!!!

We LOVE moons of all kinds, but we have a sneaking suspicion that we'd love yours best of all, seeing as how you're so well-versed in language of mooning!

I love the way you toyed with that moon after you mooned it yourself, especially the way you balanced it on your nose. You are one AMAZING bear, buddy.

Goober love & smooches,
Stanley & Stella

Stanley said...

By the way, Bob. I just saw your post about the car. If I had known you all had a FIAT, I would have told you what FIAT stands for. (My girl should know since her first car was a FIAT.)

It stands for Fix It Again, Tony. hehehe

Don't worry. Once you get your car back in working order it will be funny.

Goober love,
STanley

Unknown said...

*tossing nose hugs at Bob* Hope you caught all those! You are cute! I don't know if I could be scared of you? TB growls at me from time to time just to remind me he is a "wild" animal.

All Bear by Paula said...

Cheeky!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

hahaha Playing with the moon. You have a moon-lightbulb over your head. You are full of bright ideas.

San said...

Gorgeous moon, Bob. I mean the one in the sky!

You do balance it nicely on your nose--I am most impressed by your skill.

Maggie May said...

That was a lovely moonlight saga......
Congratulations on POTD.