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Friday, December 05, 2008

Findin sum old frends!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: yes
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 20: me an Sam both got Daddy together at the sayme time. He sed that allied attks don't cownt but we kno diffrent. /10
  • Day Score:7.595398/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

We all went to Norwich the uther day. Dilly wantid to show Chuck a carsol an Norwich haz wun. Daddy waz goin thare to do his Accowntincy Exam so we all taggd along in the car. Off he went to do his sums, an dropt us off in the town. If yu want to see the carsol, Dilly haz nikt thoze pikchers fer her own blog. I fownd sumthing much mor intrestin!!!

Down this cewt littol cobbold street....Can yu see wat it is?????
IT'S THE BEAR ADOPSHUN SENTER!!!!!Jus LOOK at 'em all!!!!!!!!!!!Do yu remember, in September, the Colchester Bear Adopshun senter closed down? Well all those Bears cayme heer, to their Hed Offiss.
I went in an got re-akwayntid wiv sum ov them an mayde sum new frends too. The laydy rememberd me an arkst wat I'd been up too. She sed I waz a norty devil an got evrywhare. HAHAHAHAHAHA! I bort Mummy a Cristmoss Present in heer. I've shown Daddy wat it is but Mummy hassent eny idea. She knows that if she trys tickol torcher on me I'll jus wee, so she is wotchin me now an tryin to think ov uther ways to get me to tell.

HA! Won't be eezy, Mummy, I'm a Bear, an I mite look small an cewt but on the inside I do ferroshus.

AN I'm trayned in karrarty.

We went into wun ov the Shoppin Centres an look! Look! Santa's Grotto waz thare! WOW!!!! From upstares I cud see he had a SNowy Bear frend. He waz in the windo an he wayved at me :@}
In the eevnin we went to a pub that had a big log fire an we warmd our toze:I shared sum ale wiv Daddy...Mummy drank fizzy warter, an Dilly thort the lime waz sum sort ov green bug. She tryd to bite it but the sparkols went up her noze!They had sum Sweet Potayto Soop an then sum yummy bannoffee pie an Ice Creem:
Norwich is kwite intrestin an we want to go bak agen an explor mor. The ownly bad thing abowt the playce is the scummy football team. They play in brite yello an they call themselfs The Canarys. Baysikly this meens that thare home grownd is like a berd cayge- full ov poo HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Bye fer now!

27 comments:

CherryPie said...

Sounds like fun and I love the lit window with the bears in!

BumbleVee said...

Bob, that first picture is a perfect Christmas Card picture!! Beautiful... ye olde houses pressed up against each other and crowding the cobblestone street....I love it.

and... the bears!!!! yes...look at 'em all .... wow... you found them. after all this time. I do remember you saying they were going to live in Norwich...

what a fun day you all had...well, maybe not Daddy...but all the rest... and the ale at the end prolly even made Daddy's day OK....

Julie said...

Looks like you had a great day. I like the look of the ice cream. Did you see those bears going into space yesterday?

Stanley said...

Bob!

I love it when you and Dilly go to the same place because your travelogues make it feel like two very different places! You both appreciate such different things (well... DUH!)!

I hope Dilly & Chuck are leaving you alone for the most part. And, I hope you don't end up having to do ferocious on your mama.

The other day my girl found some McVitties dark chocolate covered biscuits at a store that sells stuff from your fAire island, and she splurged and bought a pack. (They were outrageously priced, I thought, but whatever.)

She had some tea and toasted you, Dilly and your mama & dad! She ended up toasting you so much that the package was completely empty in a very short period of time.

Goober love,
Stanley

Lynda (Granny K) said...

What a grand day out! Bears, a drinkiepoo and food - what could be better?! Hugs to you all ♥

Ms. Creek said...

bob, how are you and chuck getting along? he's kind of naughty sometimes, isn't he? lol

the bear shop is so cool, but do you know what i noticed? you have a different jacket on every time i see you! you must really be into clothes, huh?

i beati said...

What adorable pictures thanks for taking me with you- looks lik places I'd love to go- How's Mummy's card selling going??

Asta said...

Bob
I love that little stweet and that beaw adopshun centew is faboolous..so many lovely beaws..maybe you could help them change theiw footballews name..it's too silly.
I would love to go to theat pub wif you and sit by the fiwe.
can't wait to find out about what gift you bwought..Mum bettew be patient
smoochie kisses
ASTa

SnOwY bEaR said...

Love your red duffle coat .. so trendy

hey there is a bear in one of those windows that looks like a younger version of moi!!

Alex L said...

I'm sure your a wild animal when you need to be Bob.

Harry said...

The teddy adoption centre looks fit to burst, I think you should offer several of them a nice new home Bob!

Toodle pip
Harry x

Bumpkin Bears said...

Bob, what a fwabulous day you all had and yummmy that dwesurt !! Big Beary Hugs, Catherine and Lewis (a new bear) xx

Becky said...

Looks like fun, Bob!
I'm glad you got a Christmas surprise for your Mum - I hope she doesn't figure out a way to make you tell early... better watch out. I think she could be pretty sneaky.. LOL

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Becky, yu ar SOOO rite! She is WELL sneeky! Not KWITE as sneeky as Daddy tho, -he keeps tryin to trik me into tellin him hoo I am Spy for. I warn him, if I tell him I'll hav to kill him, but he still trys...

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Cherrypie,

Ah yes. WIndows look best all lit up wiv Bears in. Don't yu agree? :@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Bumblevee,

Do yu kno, we had a emayle from my Arnty in Ostraylia an she sed that she remembers this sayme street, cos she went to art collidge in the town an vizitid the Bear Shop!!!! WOW!

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Julie,

The ice creem waz yum! It waz real vanillery, eevn had littol blak spots in it. :@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Stanley!

I bort yu a wee sumthing from the Bear shop! :@}

I can understand yor Mama bein temptid by the dark choklit bickies. They ar yum! Did she dunk them in the tea so the choklit meltid? Slurp!!!!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Lynda,

Nuthin cud be finer! I am so glad we fownd the BEars!!! :@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Ms Creek,

I am a cool doood an I like to look slick. As for that dragon, he keeps steelin my truck!!!!!!

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

i beati,

it issent goin too well as the shop in town that sells cards for Mummy is closing down! We jus fownd owt today! Never mind- she is goin to put it all on her online shop insted.

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Asta, I carnt tell yu heer wat it is cos she sneeks in at nite an reeds it! But it is sumthing to do wiv a Bear AND a cat!!! Hehehe! She luvs BEars AND cats so she will like it!!!

Yu kno, thare waz an Asta sized space in frunt ov that fire.

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Snowy Bear,

Ahhhh... I think I see wich wun yu meen!!!!!

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Alex L,

Yu shor do cos I may look cewt but I am a Bear an so I can do ferroshus.

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Harry!

Hullo Buddy!!!!!

Wun ov the Bears wisperd that at nite wen the laydy in the shop haz gon home, they all hav pikniks an darnse to the raydio!!!!!

:@D

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Bumpkin Bears, the dizert waz a perfick end to a grayte day!!!! I'm off now to see Lewis.... :@D I like to meet Bears, I do...

Carol Jean / Lovethemsteiff said...

[Post by Quirky The Bear, Assistant Editor from The Teddy Bear Diaries.] What a lovely trip you had. I hope you didn't have too much of your Dad's ale. You look a bit zonked out to me. The Christmas surprise sounds great. I hope she likes it, and the desert looks yummy. Nice post! Bear Greetings, Quirky