WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Saturday, March 21, 2009

Anuther Update

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no, but we did play today, an we dident win, an wunce agen it is all Mummy's falt as she refewzd to put bloo pants on.
  • Simpsons: yes, an Family Guy, wich waz well rood. Hehehe.
  • Tesco: yes, we had run owtta cow juice.
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: serspendid as Mummy haz got a reelly narsty cold- or, as she puts it, "On top ov evrything else I've godda cowd." Well it WUD be on top ov evrything else, wuddent it? I meen, yu wuddent get a cold in yor foot, wud yu?
  • Day Score: 7.3893612000000000000005/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Good Lor! It's bin neerly a week agen! Well, yu kno hoo to blayme, don't yu. Mummy. Yep, she is still bizzy spinnin arownd an arownd.

On Therzday she waz spinnin to the loo an bak lots an lots cos she waz doin poo olympiks as well. She sez it was a side effect ov the medsin. Nuthin to do wiv the giant bar ov Cadbury's Wholenut Choklit that she wolft down in wun eevnin, then. No no no.

I got owtta the way that day. Too much mess an traffik. Me an the uther Bears hung owt in the airing cupberd an frolikt the newly washt pants. Wa-heyy!

Saynte Patrik's Day....

Thank kew for the Saynte Patrik's Day messidges. Yes, it is a partikewly orspishus date on the callinder for wun hoo haz the Oirish flag on theyer noze!

I had a sneeky Guinness an a wee darnce wiv the uther Bears. We arraynged to meet up under the coffee taybol wile Mummy an Daddy wer wotchin CSI. Grissom, the BugMan, waz leevin, so they wer watchin it more properly than yewzual. Hehee. We had kwite a grand wee doo under thare :@} don't tell 'em!!!

Updayte on them Chikns....

We arskt Matt-the-man-nex-dor wat the chikns wer calld. If yu recall, I werkt owt a cunnin way ov findin owt wether they ar pets or food; if they had naymed them then they ar defnitly not food as yu carnt, unless yu ar Dilly, eet sumthing yu hav naymed.

SO! Heer ar the naymes ov the chikns:
  • Korma
  • Kebab
  • Tikka
  • Bhuna
  • Chow Mein
  • Vindaloo
I am now nun the wiser.

Hurray!!!!!!!!!

My nex post will be post number 500!!! I shall hav to think ov sumthing speshol to do to sellybrayte!!!!!

Bye fer now!!!

20 comments:

david mcmahon said...

Very patriotic nose, Bob!

Yes, I enjoyed the menu too!

Handsome said...

nose hugs back!!!!! Will post some photos soon. I pwomise. Mommy is big time slacker and we went away from late Feb and things get chaotic. All my beary plans always get thwarted when adults go on holiday.

Lynda (Granny K) said...

Hi Bob! Hope mummy is better agen soon. Glad you got to celebrate under the table....thats the way to do it!

BumbleVee said...

hahahhaha... definitely food chickens...for some very lovely dishes!!

Molly and Taffy said...

Hello Bob

Thanks for popping over to see us at our blog.

We hope your Mummy feels better very soon.

Molly and Taffy

Alex L said...

Nice work Bob, 500 is a massive effort, I hit 200 a few weeks ago.

Sir Woodstock said...

Good Morning young Bob!

Sorry to hear that mummy has been off colour, hope she feels brighter soon.
I am sure if you wish her a Happy Mothering Sunday today it will help.

But, I do find, these humans get poorly and upset so easliy .
My Mother's had tearitus a lot since coming back from her Big trip to see a certain gentleman friend.

It was very remise of me not to call over and wish you a Happy Saint Patricks - blame it on you know who being a lack.

Hugs
Woodstock

i beati said...

great chicken names Yay Hope Mummy is 100 per cent now !!Sandy

Shrinky said...

Oooh, I'd feel a wee bit insecure if I were any of those afore-named chickens, but maybe that's just me..

I really, really empathise with your mummy, it's miserable being laid low with a bug (cough, wheeze). Hope it passes soon for the both of us!

Joe Stains said...

Well Bob, glad to hear those chicks have names, well sort of. LOL We hope your Mom is feeling better soon, our Dad is sick this weekend and he is not happy!

A.Bananna said...

Marco Polo the Water Game:
The game takes place in a swimming pool and requires three or more players. There is one distinguished player, called "It", who closes his or her eyes for a set number of seconds while the remainder of the players disperse around the pool. The It player then begins to swim around the pool, keeping his or her eyes closed, attempting to tag the other players. The It player can only sense where the other players are by sound, but may call out "Marco!" All the other players are required to respond with "Polo!" When the It player succeeds in tagging another player, the latter becomes the person that is It.

I hope that helps you understand the game. It is very fun to play. LOL.

I hope your mummy feels better soon!! we sure miss you! :)

Post 500? That is so cool! I think maybe you should have a contest and a party! that would be Beary Cool.

Stardust said...

Oh hoho, I'm amuzed at how de chikens ar named. Beary unuzual naymes too.

Wun of em sounds like 'fried noodles' in Mandarin.

500th post! 500th!! That calls fer sum beary spheshol celebrayshion!

Ms. Creek said...

every post of yours is special, bob!

CHEWY said...

Marco Polo - AND if you suspect someone has gone out of the pool... the "It" persons yells, "Fish Out of Water!"... if someone is out of the pool they are automatically tagged.

CherryPie said...

A very celtic nose :-)

Asta said...

Bob
I thought of you lots while I was having guiness on St Patwicks Day..it was delishuss! I think you should dwess youw Mummmi in the blu pants while she has hew othew pants down doing the poolympics..just a thought, It might help youw team win. That same flu's been at ouw house too..it's dis gusting, and goes fowevew.
umm those chicken names sound like a take out menu, hmm
I'm wowwied
smoochie kisses
ASTA

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Waheyyy evrywun! I'm goin to hav a pawty to sellybrate my 500th post! I'm goin to come rownd yor blogs an invite yu al indervidewly! See yu sooN!

CHEWY said...

Woo-Hoo Par-taaaay! I'll come by over the weekend. Save me some cake and ginger beer.

phaseoutgirl said...

Li'l bear,

I appreciate your loyalty, and yourt visits to my blog, even if I have not updated anything yet!! You are the sweetest bear ever, and deserve a really BIG nosehug!

Tell your mummy she has brought you up really well.. :)

And... I shall join the party!!!!

phaseoutgirl

Frog said...

Frog Says: Hip Hip Hurray for Bear!