WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Saturday, July 25, 2009


Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: No
  • Simpsons:yes
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 8 but it shud hav bin a 10 but Mummy waz bein meen /10
  • Overall Score: 7.265/10

Larst yeer I fownd a Haycorn an plarntid it in a pot in my garden. I naymed him Oakey an gayve him sum jolly gud Bearayshus fertilizer an wisht him well.

Now he is a tiny oak tree. Heer he is-
As yu can see, he needs a bigger pot becos his toes ar startin to show throo the bottom ov this wun:
So it is time to moov him. Heer is the pot I bort for him. It's mutch bigger an mutch blooer, too. It's new an nice an shiney.
Heer is sum speshol re-pottin stuff that we bort from Tesco. (It waz nice an paddid to sit on in the trolley an I recommend it to fello trolley-riders.)
Arfter pottin yu hav to press down fermly wich I did wiv me welly-boots-Ta-daah!
I'll giv him a few days to settol into his new home, then I'll drop off a bit ov Bear fertilizer for him. Teehee!
Arfter warterin I put him heer, next to sum uther pots, inkloodin Mummy's camomile, wich she sez is luvly an Daddy sez smells like cats' pee. Hehehe!
We don't kno wat this enormuss plarnt is. It just moovd in wun day. Daddy sez it's a weed an Mummy sez it's a freebie an she wants to leev it an see wat it duzz. I think it's abowt to hav lots ov flowers.
That's it for me gardnin dewtees for now. Sorry I dident post erlier but we hav had thunder forecarst agen so me an the uther Bears hav been in the pant dror kwite a lot the larst few days.

Weev also bin on hi alert as Dilly keeps moovin her carsol wich is maykin a cownter-attak difficult to organize but watch this space...

Bye fer now!


CherryPie said...

That is a fine Oak sapling I am sure the fertiliser will help :-)

chicamom85 said...

That is a very cool tree and you look very snappy today Bob. I love your boots or wellies or whatever you call them. My Mom wants to know how we can get some of that bear fertilzer and if it works.

licks and sniff, Sasha

Lynda (Granny K) said...

Loverly tree Bob! It looks very happy and healthy.

Orso Bear, Esq said...

Good day Robert,
That's a fine oak tree you have there.
I've just got back from a snuffle in the woods, so do pop over to my blog if you'd like to see some pictures of other trees and suchlike.
Most sincerely,
Mr Orso Bear, Esq

i beati said...

a potted bob hahah don't for get to bring lots of pots of color in this winter..sandy

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Cherrypie, yup, yu better beleev it! Hehe!

Sasha, Do yu hav eny Bears in teh howse? If yu do, they will probly alreddy be fertilizin yor pot plarnts, if yu hav eny, or sayvin it up for wen they get owtside. :@) thank yu for yor liks an sniffs, wich allways tickol!

Lynda, ah yes, he is both happy an helthy. I went to see if he waz ok today an he looks like he is hummin an oaky tewn.

Orso, call me Bob for Bearness sayke! Hehehehehe! I enjoyd yor post abowt snufflin abowtin woods but yu dident menshun wether yu manidged to hav a poo wile yu wer thare-????

Sandy, a pottid Bob! HAHAHA I never thort ov that! HAHAHA!

Ms. Creek said...

tie a yellow ribbon around the old oak tree!

bob, i just got the salt and pepper shakers your mom sent to chuck's momma...THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH! I LOVE THEM!

Feronia said...

Love those wellies, Bob. A couple of my bear friends are very envious. I think Oakey will do very well, especially with a little bit of beary help! And if you work out what that tall plant is, can you please let me know? I've got two in my front yard.

Asta said...

I love youw Oakey..he's going to be so happy in that bootiful bloo pot, his feets wewe weally sticking out, good thing you noticed.
Those wellies suwe come in handy fow gawdening and not just the towwential wains. We've had them wecently too.
Stay safe in that dwawew
smoochie kisses

Buttons the Bear said...

I agree a fine job you've done taking care of Oakey, making sure his toes have plenty of room.

As for the giant plant, just how many Bobs tall is it?

Between you and me, it's a weed and you'd be wise to nip it in the bud. Before those flowers turn to seed. With all the bear poo out there those weeds could take over.


Scala said...

Just wont to say Hi Bob

Stardust said...

Me melt when yu stood on the potty wiv yur boots. Awww...

Oakey is treely blessed to be at yur place.

Eat a lot, hav lotsa hunny to make grayte poo. Oakey shuld be delyted. ;)

Alex L said...

Looks like the oak we have in our front yard... but a bit smaller.

Ms. Creek said...

your boots are so cute on you!