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Sunday, July 19, 2009

Surprizes, Snaykes an Harry Potter

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons:no
  • Tesco: yes, breefly, arfter weed been to the cinema we rememberd thare waz no milk at home for tea so we popt in an got sum.
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5 from Mummy, but I rekkon it waz a 10 /10
  • Overall Score: 7.896/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

WOW! Look at that! I parst 40,000 vizitors! WOW! I had been watchin that laytely an waz goin to mayke an annowncement but I mist the akchewal event! Hehe! It sneekt over the big 40 wen I wassent lookin! Hehe! Thanks, evrybody!!!!

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The uther day a big envelope arrived for Mummy but look wat pikcher waz on the front!Hehe! It waz from Mrs Nesbitt an The Duck.
Mrs N had sent sum arty-crarfty magazeens for Mummy, an The Duck sent sum cards just for me:This wun haz a genyuin duck fether:an I got a present:Dilly mayde off wiv that bow kwikker than Mummy wiv a box ov choklits:Oh! Hehe! It's a box wiv sum shoo polish inside! It's for my boots! That's good! I need to do sum gardnin layter so they will need a polish arfterwoods!

THANK YU Mrs N an the Duck!!!!!!!!!!

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Yestaday we went shoppin in a playse calld Braintree. Mummy went to The Papermill shop an bort lots ov paper an stuff for her craftin. Me an Daddy got bord an went lookin in uther shops like Marks and Spencer's, whare he inspektid the shirts an I browsd thare extensiv underpants sekshun (they ar faymuss for it, yu kno). It waz grayte!

Arfter the shops we went to the cinema an sor the new Harry Potter film! I fownd it intrestin that wun ov the baddys is calld Draco, arfter a dragon. I arskt Dilly wat she thort abowt that an she sed he waz just misunderstood.
I liket the film mostly but I think it had a bit too mutch kissin in it.
Mummy enjoyd it but wantid a wee from harf an hour in an dident go cos she dident want to disturb peepol so she had to hold herself for a long time an got a hedake.

This mornin I fownd Dilly tryin to majik snaykes. She sez she waz hipnotizing them into doin her wishes.Akchewlly they wer jus sum ov Daddy's ties, but arfter sheed been jumpin on them an going worra worra worra I had to rescew her cos she got all nottid up. I ALLWAYS hav to rescue her. ALLWAYS.

Bye fer now!

15 comments:

i beati said...

great arty things I love the duck always Mrs. Nesbitt is super cool eh?

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Yeah, sheez luvly!

Sir Woodstock said...

Hi Youngster!
You lead a far more exciting life than me - Mother never takes me out!
I did a have cake party today - sorry no invite - NEXT TIME for sure.

Hugs
Woodstock

mrsnesbitt said...

So glad you liked The Duck's pressie. He's just recovering after a run out to York! He'll be posting his pics later on!

xxx

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Mrs Nesbitt,

He RAN all the way to York??? Does the RSPB kno abowt this????

:@o

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Sir Woodstock

I mist cayke???
I mist it???
Poo!

Joe Stains said...

Mom is just now reading the Harry Potter books, she sure takes her time with stuff doesn't she??

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Joe my Mummy has never red them! She sez she duzzent like thik books. Haha!

Befor we went in to the film we went for a cup ov tea and Daddy had to tell her the plot so far so that she wuddent be arskin kwestchuns all throo! Hehe! Daddy reeds them in Spanish to try to keep up his Spanish lingo-ness. I reed over his showlder sumtimes. But thare arnt eny pikchers. I like books wiv pikchers.

chicamom85 said...

Getting pressies is one of the best things ever! I am glad you shared yours.

licks and sniffs, Sasha

chewy said...

I saw Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince at a Drive-In Movie on Cape Cod. It was lots of fun and a great film, but too many bugs outside in the parking lot.

CherryPie said...

How lovely to get such a nice surprise parcel :-)

Feronia said...

Sounds like you had a good day out, Bob. I haven't read the Harry Potter books either - they're too thick for me too!

Shrinky said...

Ooooooh, I want to see that film! You are a lovely big bruv' bob, hope dilly appreciates you.

How super cool to get pressies through the post, the card is beautiful, isn't it?

Buttons the Bear said...

Hey Bob,
Polisher for your boots, wow how sweet of Mrs. N and the Duck. So you found your boots?

I'd just seen a story on the evening news about big poisonous snakes in Florida. I have to say I didn't enjoy seeing them on the big screen TV. Then I read about Dilly trying to charm them. Oh my!

I hope Dilly knows how lucky she is to have you Bob!

The next installment is posted.
Going to go see if Duck finished his.

See ya later,
Buttons

Asta said...

Hi Bob
Sowwy I've been so wemiss wif visiting. You know I almost quit blogging? Mommi lost all but the last few of my 700post pictoowes..it was weally twaumatick.
congwatulations on youw billions of visitews..that is pawsome!

Duck and Mrs N.suwe iawe nice fwiends to send you such a gweat gift..

Sounds like you had a pwetty cool day. and I think it's mawveloous the way you always wescoo dilly. I wish I had a big bwuvvew to do that
smoochie kisses
ASTA