WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Granny home!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: No
  • Simpsons: No: Granny duzzent seem to watch it!
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: Mummy sez I shuddent play this on Granny wile sheez not well (but I rekkon it wud cheer her up) /10
  • Overall Score: 7 (thare waz cayke) /10

We've fetched Granny home from the hopsikol! She is ok but tyerd. She duzzent reelly remember mutch bowt wat happend to her.

The laydy in the hopsikol sed that Granny haz to put on sum wayte an gayve her a leeflet bowt stuff to eet. Me an Dilly hav been studyin it. It approovs ov biskits an shoogar an things, so I hope we get to stay heer longer as it sownds like it cud be gud!

Daddy is bak home cos he is at werk, but Mummy is heer. She is helpin to carfter Granny an keepin an eye on her in cayse she duzzent feel well. She also is taykin care ov the cats and cookin dinner an stuff like that.

Granny is ok but a bit kwyert. She sez she is angry at herself for gettin ill but I sed, that's silly, it's just yor tern to be carftered, that's all. So put yor feet up an enjoy the cayke!

Peepol keep bringin flowers. It's startin to look like Kew Gardens in heer. Mutch mor vegetayshun an I shall hav an indor loo. HAHAHAHAHA!
Dilly keeps inspektin the flowers in thare varzes. I never knew she waz a flower arrayngin expert but I spoze I shud hav gesst. It's gud reelly as evry now an then she is flarged by all the leevs an for sum blissful moments it's like Dilly is invissibol HAHAHAHA!
Mummy keeps arrayngin the flowers *her* way, an then Dilly keeps taykin all the pink flowers owt an puttin them in a varze on thare own.

Mummy bort sum Chrismoss Mince Pies today. Bit errly, but yu hav to tayste all the possibilitys in time so yu kno wat type to get for Chrismoss, don't yu. Theez wuns hav got brandy an arlmonds in them. I'm abowt to have wun. I shall nuke it in the microwayve ferst an then put a bit ov creem on it. SLURP! I'll do wun for Granny too. Sheel like that.

Bye fer now!


Buttons the Bear said...


So glad your granny is home from the hospital. It's always stressful when grandparents are sick, so be sure you give both mummy and granny extra hugs, and you and Dilly be good.


Julie said...

Granny's house sounds like a grayte place to stay with lots of cayke and mince pies and creem. She will soon get well with you and Dilly to carfter her. Carfter Mummy too.

Asta said...

I'm happy to heaw that youw Gwannie is home..it's so much icew than hospitals..I pawsonally think they make you sickew than when you went in. You and Youw Mum and Dilly awe the pawfect ones to get youw Gwannie fattened up and feeling gweat again. I love you idea fow making the caykes even bettew
smoochie kisses and healing smoochies fow youw Gwamma
Ast and aMommi

Ginger Jasper said...

Glad granny is home.. With you and your mum looking after her she will soon be all better.. Hugs GJ xx

CherryPie said...

That is such good news :-) I am sure Granny will be feeling better soon, now she is at home :-)

Anonymous said...

Yeah! Granny is back. I like to warm up pie in the microwave and put vanilla ice cream on top. Hot and cold in one bite.

Benny and Lily said...

Yea...grannys home!
Benny & Lily

Feronia said...

I'm so glad Granny is home again, Bob. Sounds like you and Mummy and Dilly are doing a grayte job of looking after her. And those mince pies sounds yummy!

Mack and Sally Ann said...

You must be a good caretaker of Granny. I know you will give her lots of good food.
Sally Ann

Stardust said...

Granny's home? YIIPPEEE!

I wish I culd send sum flowers over too. Will yu help me pick sum from the garden?

Oh save that. Pleese tayke care of mom and mom's mom an be gud. Do dish owt pie small enuf fer granny fer easier dijest. Hugs.

Marlowe said...

It is very nice that your granny is home from the hospital! It's a lot easier to feel better quicker when you're at home I think! And it gives family lots of time to take care of you! And make good food!

BumbleVee said...

do one for me too willya? ...with a lovely cuppa....

glad to hear Granny is home.... hope she feels much better soon...

chicamom85 said...

Bob, I am glad Granny is doing better. Can you get the wasps to make her some chutney? I think that would perk her up a lot.

licks and sniffs, Sasha

Lynda (Granny K) said...

Glad that you are carfterin everyone. Warm mince pies eh? Divine! Can I have some ice cream on mine please?!

sandy said...

very smart the christmas minces- jolt the saenses..mnmmmmn