- Gills: No
- Simpsons: no, I am tryin to get Granny to watch this but so far she prefers to hav the news on. Weird.
- Tesco: no
- Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: I got Dilly. She sed my scor waz 2 but reelly it waz 10. I shud hav known sheed say 2. But I waz desperit an she waz the ownly wun up for a gayme /10
- Overall Score: 7ish/10
I am tryin to mayke Granny smile. She is a bit down cos ov havin been ill. She sez she feels angry at herself for bein ill an is awl annoyd. Mummy is a bit down too, but Daddy is comin to see us today an that will be nice cos he is bringing Grayum an Sam too.
Heer is a joke I told Granny today. Mummy sed I shuddent tell her cos it is rood, but I told her enyway cos I kno that Grannys do like the rood wuns reelly, jus peepol think they don't, but they do. So heer it is. If yu hav a Granny, mayke shor yu tell her this wun. See if she larffs like my Granny did! Mine neerly choket on her tea!
The barman sez to him,
"Do yu kno yu hav a steer
The man sez-
"Yeah, I kno! It's drivin me nuts!"
Oh boy I neerly split my beads wen I herd that wun. I carnt wayte to tell Sam!
Then I showd Granny this website: Compare The Meerkat.
Hav a look. Clik on "movies". Thare is wun ov out-takes from the advert the meerkats do on tv. It's well funny.
If yu hav eny jokes I can tell Granny, let me kno! I think she feels better wen sheez larffin!
Bye fer now!