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Thursday, January 21, 2010

A cunning plan

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: No
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: been too bizzy wiv spy stuff for this /10
  • Overall Score: 7ish, I've been a very worreed Bear /10

Havent been abol to trace that Alien fella.
Pants wer ok yestaday, but wen I chekt the pant dror erlier today....

Wat's that up thare?

Um....... pants?
It is!
Heez gon off sumware,
but left all the pants on top ov the wardrobe!
Oh no! Wat if he meens to steel them all?????

This calls for a cunnin plan..........



Ferst, I fownd sum pants that Mummy had freshly washt:

Come on, Bears! Help me wiv theez pants! We hav to hide them!

Next I mayde DIVERSHUN notisses, like wen yor drivin in the car an the roade is closed. I put this wun on the way in to the kitchen:

I put this wun on the way to the lownge:

I put this wun on the lownge carpet:

(Don't let on, but weev hidden them behind this cushun.)

Gosh, I hope this werks.
Nex, to get the uthers bak, an deal wiv that Alien!!!!


Shrinky said...

Oh Bob, you are so clever, that'll show him! Who does he think he is? Coming to your planet and stealing all your pants - hmph, the cheek of it all..! (Er, does your mummy know where you've hidden them all, only, well, it's Winter an' all, you know? Bums can't be doing going without pants in these extremes.)

Marlowe said...

That is really clever of you! You're so lucky to have some friends to help you guard them too!

i beati said...

clever accomplices too

mrsnesbitt said...

Keep em safe Bob!

Buttons the Bear said...

A pants safe just might be the answer.

What will you do with that alien once you find him? Do they like cheese like mice do? Good luck with your problem.


Lynda (Granny K) said...
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Lynda (Granny K) said...

Smart bears!

Perhaps you could hide a few pairs in the pockets of daddy's going-to-work jacket for safety (wivout tellin him of corse!) :o)

Sullivan McPig said...

I'd leave some ugly pants out to lure and capture him if I was you!

Feronia said...

Good thinking Bob - you are clearly dealing with a rather dastardly character...

CherryPie said...

Hmmm! you need to do that bribe I mentioned ;-)

Mack and Sally Ann said...

You are smart little bear. I know you will be able to catch him.
Sally Ann

Found art blog said...

Brilliant idea!! Can you make an alien trap though? Out of a "one way in and no way out" box thing?

Hammie en Gea said...

You are very busy with your new housemate!!! I hope you can catch him and learn him to search for other things. Perhaps you can teach him how to search for rubbish and to throw that away in the dust-bin!!! Then it will save your owner a lot of work in the house!

Joe Stains said...

Well I certainly hope that works, I also hope the Alien gives you back the other pants!!

Ms. Creek said...

goodness, bob, you've gone to great lengths to hide the pants! most excellent diversion plan!

me said...

There truly is nowt so cunning as a cunning plan... well done :-)

Stardust said...

The pants MUST be rescued!!! Pants! How can any survive without them??

Keep up the good work Bob, keep the pants, save, fresh and nice. Shame on the aliens. =P

Animals with Opinions said...

oh im sure that will keep the alien from finding your pants. my human says they come at 3 am usually cause she wakes up at that time most every night so watch out. you might need to put someone on night watch.

gerald the alien watching goat