WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Monday, February 01, 2010

GOTTIM!!!!!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: No
  • Simpsons: no
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10- got Granny! /10
  • Overall Score: 7.11165/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

We got home larst nite from Granny's howse.

I had left the uther Bears wiv a bloo-print ov a cunning trap I had devized for the Alien, and, as it waz a trap so cunning it cud hav wun a Cunning Prize from Oxford University, it werkt!!!!

Enyway, heer iz the bloo-print I drew for my Bear Speshol Akshun Skwod:


An heer iz the result! Ta-dar!!!GOTCHA!!!!!!!!!!
OK.
Now wat I am goin to do is keep him in the trap an DO HIM A GOOD TALKING TO.
I hope that wunce he noes the rools ov the howse it will be ok. Partikewlarly the rools on pant distribewshun. He is so hyper, I had to trap him ferst to mayke him be still long enuff to lissen to me, yu see.

ONNISTLY! Sum speesheez! They ar so attenshun-seeking! Pah!

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(Mummy sez she is serprized the Alien's pant-steeling antiks needed to be kertayled at all, as she thort he wud be mor at home wiv Daddy's soks, given that they too ar an Alien speesheez.)

(
I think she waz bein a bit cheeky.)

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We ar heer for this week an then bak to Granny's for next week. We ar doin a wun week thare, wun week heer sort ov thing, so that Mummy can still keep an eye on Granny an help her wiv stuff. Daddy sez he reelly misses Mummy wen she is not heer, but I rekkon he haz a good frolik, judging by the amount ov his clothes that ar on the flor. Ha!

16 comments:

Feronia said...

Mission accomplished, Bob. A cunning plan indeed! Well done!

Julie said...

Well done for trapping the alien Bob. I hope you get him trayned before Mummy needz the lawndree baskit. :-D

CherryPie said...

Aha! I hope that Alien truly knows his place now!

Mack and Sally Ann said...

Bob,
You are very smart. I hope the Alien is now listening to you. Maybe you could give him all your old pants. Or Maybe Mommy could make some Alien pants for him, so he doesn't need to steal pants.
Sally Ann

Lynda (Granny K) said...

Glad your plan werkt Bob! You are one smart bear! A smarty-pants bear, in fact! :o)

Ms. Creek said...

Hi Bob,
Good job on the trap, you are so dang smart! And maybe you should make a bed out of daddy's socks for the alien!

It's good daddy is so patient and understanding with the week on...week off schedule.

Hang in there...

e

Marlowe said...

Congratulations, Bob! You did a fine job of capturing your alien! I hope he learns his lesson!

Buttons the Bear said...

Bob,
Good work, those alien types can be slippery. A very cunning trap indeed. The real trick is going to be keeping him in line when you aren't there to keep watch.

Calamity Jane said...

You tell him what's what, Bob. I hope you will be the best of pals before too long.

I think Daddy only frolics because he misses you and Mummy so much he has to do something to make himself happy. Hope Granny is getting along well.

CJ

mrsnesbitt said...

We have the same laundry baskets! Now if we haveany alien visitors I will know how to catch them! lol!

i beati said...

i know Granny loves to see you take care of tired Mummy great trap/sandy

Shrinky said...

You are the wisest bear on the face of the earth, good on you Bob, that'll him him, huh?

Tell your mummy I am sending special hugs on to her, it's a hard time for her right now, she is pretty amazing, isn't she? ((x))

Shrinky said...

Er, that was meant to read, "That'll teach him" (No pun on the teacher of the house..) Hehe!

Blue said...

A very impressive capture, hope that little green fellow knows his place now.

Bob, I've given you a special award, do pop by & collect it soon - its got a picture of a cake on it!!!

Hugs
Blue

Hammie en Gea said...

Hey Bob! Good job! We caught the beavers that live in our house that had nibbled of one of the legs of a chair here at our house. My cousin Hammo and I have put them in a cage so they can't do that anymore... You can read the story at my blog if you want!

Joe Stains said...

I sure hope he listened and listened good! You gotta follow the rules. I even I do. Sometimes.