- Gills: We playd tonite- agenst Accrington Stanley (full nayme:I'm not shor. I'm not shor wich wun ov them waz Stanley. Is thare reelly ownly wun Stanley in Accrington? Enyway theez ar the cowardly scum that calld the gayme off a few weeks ago becos it waz too icy. Pah!) an the cheetin scum wun 1-0 but ownly just- we wer neerly winnin for 80 minits.
- Simpsons: yes! Twice! Mummy an Daddy dozed off on the sofa wile it waz on, so then they watcht the repeat on the Hour Plus channel. Haha- so I got to see it twice.
- Tesco: YES!!! An I got a good long trolley ride, too!
- Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: /10
- Overall Score: 7.86991/10
Heer ar the fotoes I promist!
Oh boy, it is so eggsytin to get parcels, issent it? This wun waz all rapt up in brown payper, like the song that laydy on the hill sings!
Inside waz a big bloo box. This is wat waz on the bak ov the box. PANTS!!!!!!!!
An heer is the frunt ov the box.
Inside the box thare waz sooperb book,
We Bears hav been reedin it over an over, sharin our Jaffa Cakes as we go!
Eevn Nessie had a look. (Dilly wassent pleezd!)
It's all gon kwyert rownd heer, Alien-wise, since then.
Accordin to the book, Aliens come down from Space an steal yor pants!!!!
Ar the pants in this howse safe???
Wat will I do for frolikkin fun if they all disappeer?
Wat will Mummy do wivowt fresh pants eech day?
Wat will Daddy do wivowt fresh pants each week?