Oi! Hands off my pants!!!!!
Yesterday's scores:
- Gills: We playd tonite- agenst Accrington Stanley (full nayme:I'm not shor. I'm not shor wich wun ov them waz Stanley. Is thare reelly ownly wun Stanley in Accrington? Enyway theez ar the cowardly scum that calld the gayme off a few weeks ago becos it waz too icy. Pah!) an the cheetin scum wun 1-0 but ownly just- we wer neerly winnin for 80 minits.
- Simpsons: yes! Twice! Mummy an Daddy dozed off on the sofa wile it waz on, so then they watcht the repeat on the Hour Plus channel. Haha- so I got to see it twice.
- Tesco: YES!!! An I got a good long trolley ride, too!
- Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: /10
- Overall Score: 7.86991/10
Heer ar the fotoes I promist!
Oh boy, it is so eggsytin to get parcels, issent it? This wun waz all rapt up in brown payper, like the song that laydy on the hill sings!
Inside waz a big bloo box. This is wat waz on the bak ov the box. PANTS!!!!!!!!
An heer is the frunt ov the box.
Oh boy!
Inside the box thare waz sooperb book,
an this Alien chappy-
"Hullo! Wat's yor fayvrit pant?"
Hey! On the larst payge, thare's eevn a small brown Bear!!!
"Hullo! Wat's yor fayvrit pant?"We red the book together.
It's grayte!!!
It's grayte!!!
Hey! On the larst payge, thare's eevn a small brown Bear!!!
We Bears hav been reedin it over an over, sharin our Jaffa Cakes as we go!
Eevn Nessie had a look. (Dilly wassent pleezd!)
I got kwite distraktid wiv it, an wen I lookt up, I spottid the Alien sneekin owt ov the room!
Oh no!!
Oh no!!It's all gon kwyert rownd heer, Alien-wise, since then.
Accordin to the book, Aliens come down from Space an steal yor pants!!!!
WHAT the?
Ar the pants in this howse safe???
Wat will I do for frolikkin fun if they all disappeer?
Wat will Mummy do wivowt fresh pants eech day?
Wat will Daddy do wivowt fresh pants each week?
20 comments:
I think you need to track down that Alien just to be on the safe side. I think chocolate biscuits or cake might bribe him to stop him nicking the pants!
WOW! Good thinking, Cherrypie!!!
I really like that book. Put on your spy glasses and follow that alien.
I'm okay, still looking for full-time employment. I spend lots of time hunting for jobs and researching businesses on-line. I'm not making the blog rounds very often. I did some painting last weekend and will post soon.
Chewy, it's so nice to hear from yu! I havent been rownd mutch myself theez days! I hope yu find sumthing good soon. Nose hugs!!
I need to see the pictures of the Alien bribe ;-)
That book looks great. Jaffa cakes too. You got it made I think.. Enjoy.. Hugs GJ x
Bob,
What a perfect book for you Bob! You might say it had your name written all over it! Heehee.
You better get on that alien fella, no telling what else besides pants they like.
Buttons
Bob,
Try to find the alien. Maybe you could leave some clean pants out as a trap for the alien, and then you can talk to your alien. You never know, you two might become great buddies. Try leaving some alien elevensies.
Sally Ann
You got some pant-alising worries there, Bob! Hee-hee!!
bob,
i hope you watch this video!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BY0CezOWFGs
i missed you!
Hm-- I am glad that there aren't any aliens living in my house. There are plenty of pants to steal around here though-- and sometimes they do go missing. Mom blames the washing machine or the dryer-- she says they eat them. Maybe they're actually stolen by an unknown alien!
Oh Bob ... the litle blighter fooled me! He said he wanted soemone to frolick with, he didn't say anything about stealing pants! Well actually he said Dweeble bork but it came through as frolick - honest!
wow! That book looks really cool.
I like your new book! And this alien doesn't scare me...I don't have any pants so I don't think he would be very happy here, and the pants that are here are much to big I think...
Pssst! Maybe Dilly is hiding him! Don't tell her I sed that tho!
Oh Bob, what a wonderful present to receive, you sure have some lovely friends out there. Yeah, you're gonna' need to keep a good eye on that Alien for now - he just doesn't realise yet that it's twice as much fun to pant frolick with a friend!
Bob
At fiwst, I was delighted that you got such a lovely pawcel, and a book al about pants..but now, I'm totally wowwied..it seems it was a woose to get the alien to youw house and that fwiendliness was a fwont fow his evil plan..stealing youw pants??this could be a disastew..I heaw you can captoowe them wif sticky peanut buttew too..twy that. Hoping fow the best
smoochie kisses
ASTA
Mweah.
Not worry.
Alien lissen to Dilly.
Recognize sooperior speesheez.
Mweah!
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JULIE!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Pants stealing ALIENS?! I am going to go hide all my pants!
Wait, I don't have any pants!
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