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Monday, February 22, 2010

VICTORY FOR BEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: No
  • Simpsons: no
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: it shud hav been a 10 but Daddy sed it wassent reelly a nose hug. Pah! It waz TOO a nose hug. It mayde him jump, as well. /10
  • Overall Score: 7.5/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Do yu remember my campayne agenst Charmin Toylet Payper????

Baysikly, I objektid to the way they embost pikchers ov Bears onto the tishoo, wich peepol then wiped thare bottoms wiv! This was terribly demeenin to my speesheez! How wud yu like it if peepol wiped thare bottoms on pikchers ov yor famly??

-I emayled the peepol that mayde it, rote to them , sent them a new deesine, got it menshund on BBC5 raydio, an eevn got a petishun at Downin Street abowt it!!!

Well, GESS WAT????

From this munth, the yuropean vershun ov Charmin is chaynging- it is now calld Cushelle, and........

IT HAS NO BEARS ON IT!!!!!!!!


HOOORAAAYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!

eevn better.....
IT HAS KOALAS ON IT!!!!!!
-LOOK!!!!!

HEEEEEEEEEEEHEHEHEHE!!! Now, we all kno, koalas ar not-a-bears. They ar just silly beak-nosed tree-huggers. Hahaha. Oh boy, I think this mite moov from bein a band produkt in my howsehold to beein a compulsory perchess! Wa-hey!

Blooberry, me, an Yeti-Bear, sellybraytin erlier today arfter our diskovery. Viktory is a dish werf waytin for. In fakt, it's like gettin owt yor choklit biskit, an not nibbling it till the keetol has boyled an Mummy haz mayde tea. Yu hav to wayte for it, but yu can dunk it, an that way it's eevn better.

Oh boy! I startid my campayne neerly 4 yeers ago! -It just goze to sho, if yu beleev in sumthing, never giv up! WA-HEYY!!!!!

25 comments:

Mack and Sally Ann said...

Go Bob go, your the bear!
Sally Ann

Feronia said...

Glad to hear they've removed the bears from the toilet paper, Bob! So they should - that's one up to you. But have you considered that you may've won the battle but not the war...koalas truly are lovely...

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Mack an Sally Ann,

WAHEYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Feronia,

Hav yu considerd that koalas feed thare yung poo-soop? -That's soop, parst owt ov thare own bottoms?

An if yu walk underneeth them at the rong time yu get it on yor hed, too!

Bleagh!

:@o

Marlowe said...

Congratulations, Bob! You did a fine thing for all bear kind! And you changed the world! Wahoo!!

ellie said...

woohoo! good for you! you rock! i am so proud of you...now about the poor koala...

Buttons the Bear said...

Bob,
Congratulations on a campaign well run!

Perhaps now you should send those responsible for the name change a thank-u note. The change to a Koala must mean they were aware of your efforts for bear-kind!

We here in the U.S. still have to put up with there being bears on their packaging and advertisements.

Blue said...

Well done Bob!

i beati said...

yay Bob

mrsnesbitt said...

Excellent news Bob! Yes, you go for it and remember what Cher sang in her strange man voice..
if you beliaiveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

lol!

Lynda (Granny K) said...

Bob for Prime Minister! xxx

Celebration of Life said...

Good for you, Bob! Chuck and I are proud of you!

BumbleVee said...

Alright !! way to go Bob!!! you are absolutely right,... persistence pays off.

CherryPie said...

Way to go :-) Congratulations, crack open the Champagne ;-)

Amy said...

Hello Bob, it's Amy, TB's mommy! We're back in blog land and wanted to stop and say hello. We've missed you and your mum. Give her hugs for us!

Jackie said...

Have you ever thought of running for parliament?

Stardust said...

Bob, yu ar wun aspiring Bear I mast say. And oll dat effert yu've dun, Bob yu did all Bears prowd!!!

I'm so prowd and happy to noe yu, the awesum Bear!!

Yu must be hugged, nose hugsss...

Animals with Opinions said...

woohoo!!! that is great! you should have a party!

gerald the celebrating goat

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

WA-HEYYY!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks everyone!
I hope you're all having sellybraytory frolicks this week!
Wa-hey!

:@}

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

AMY!
Hey! Long time no heer from!
I've been over to yor new blog an I sined up as a follower (hey I was number wun! Wa-hey!) but I cannot leev a comment thare. I think the button must be broken. Can yu chek it?

TB said...

Hi Bob, TB here. I also am starting my blog back up. Mommy says her comments are working. I'm heading off to bed, night! Talk to you soon, buddy.

Found art blog said...

Oh well Done Bob!!! You're not stinky at all are you?? I think Dilly was telling fibs.... you're brilliant!!

Shrinky said...

Oooooooooooh, what a campaigner you are, and what a brilliant victory!! I sure want to have you on my side if ever I need to take up any protests - way to go, Bob!!

Teddy said...

helou Bob! glat i find yur blog!i'll be heer more often now!

Teddy x

The Teddy Bear Family said...

Yippee! We'll frolick with hotdogs though - not undies!