- Gills: No
- Simpsons: no
- Tesco: no
- Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: it shud hav been a 10 but Daddy sed it wassent reelly a nose hug. Pah! It waz TOO a nose hug. It mayde him jump, as well. /10
- Overall Score: 7.5/10
Do yu remember my campayne agenst Charmin Toylet Payper????
Baysikly, I objektid to the way they embost pikchers ov Bears onto the tishoo, wich peepol then wiped thare bottoms wiv! This was terribly demeenin to my speesheez! How wud yu like it if peepol wiped thare bottoms on pikchers ov yor famly??
-I emayled the peepol that mayde it, rote to them , sent them a new deesine, got it menshund on BBC5 raydio, an eevn got a petishun at Downin Street abowt it!!!
IT HAS NO BEARS ON IT!!!!!!!!
IT HAS KOALAS ON IT!!!!!! -LOOK!!!!!
Blooberry, me, an Yeti-Bear, sellybraytin erlier today arfter our diskovery. Viktory is a dish werf waytin for. In fakt, it's like gettin owt yor choklit biskit, an not nibbling it till the keetol has boyled an Mummy haz mayde tea. Yu hav to wayte for it, but yu can dunk it, an that way it's eevn better.