Intervewing Bears

Weekend's scores:

• Gills: we playd MK Dons (full nayme; Milton Keynes Franchise Scum) an got a 2-2 not-a-looz. Then wen we got home, Granny had fownd an old video of us playin an winnin agenst Charlton (full nayme; cheetin non-Kent squatter scum) an it waz gratye to re-liv the memory an do a sellybraytory darnce up an down Daddy's arm.
• Simpsons: no- Granny duzzent put this on. I think the yello skin confewses her.
• Tesco: yes- went wiv Mummy, Daddy an Granny. I waz abol to demonstrayte to Daddy how grayte it is to shop wiv Granny - as she is very slow an likes to go from wun side of the shop to the uther an then bak agen and then off bak agen and agen. Daddy syed alot.
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 8 wassent expektin that /10
• Overall Score: 7.63216/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Granny is moovin nex Therzday, to a littol bungalow neer us. She sez thare won't be room for awl her Bears thare, so sum ov them ar goin to come an liv wiv us.

I hav been bizzy intervewin all the Bears to see hoo is comin wiv us an hoo is goin to liv wiv Granny. Arfter awl, thare's rools in my howse. Thare's no room for anarkists. Anarky leeds to confewzion an mess. An if yu hav confewzion an mess, how ar yu goin to find yor emergensy hug pants in a storm?

To be onnist, I havent eevn menshund it to the reelly old sleepy Bears. I think they wud be ok wiv Granny. I think LBBBJ mite be too mutch for sum ov them. An bein intervewd mite just mayke them jump.

Today I hav been intervewin a cuppol of llamas. Granny reelly duzz liv wiv sum weirdos.