WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Monday, August 16, 2010

OK to come owt now!

Weekend's scores:
  • Gills: yes, we playd Hereford (Full nayme: Load ov Bull Town) an got a not-a-loos, 0-0.
  • Simpsons: yes! At larst! I haddent seen them for yonks!
  • Tesco: no, an Mummy sneekt off to Waytrose agen.
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: Duzzent cownt cos it waz dark in thare so they dident reelly get me. /10
  • Overall Score:7.6645/10

I've bin away. Well not away, like, but I've bin in-dispozed. Well, in a cubberd. The airing cubberd, to be preecise. Utherwise noan as The Thunder Shelter.

Weev bin havin thunder an stuff, see. An an an I don't like that type ov thing. An nor do lots ov the uther Bears, so I took them wiv me.

It duzzent meen weer not brayve, bein scared- we AR brayve; WEER BEARS for goodness sayke, an yu don't get Bears that arnt brayve. That wud be like snaykes that arnt slithery or or or trees that arnt woody. No! If yor not scared ov sumthing, yu don't NEED to be brayve, do yu? See? So we can be BOTH scared AND brayve. Witch is wat we wer.

Corse, pants help.

The airing cubberd had been cleard owt the day befor, an all the cleen lorndry had been put away. So Me an Blooberry sneekt owt in between flashes ov lytenin to bring in mergency pant supplys. Lukkily Daddy's pant dror issent too far away. We endid up wiv such a pant pile, sum ov the lads ar still in thare! Teehee!!!!

How's the wether bin ware yu ar?

Bye fer now!


Lynda (Granny K) said...

Hi Bob! We have got a hosepipe ban and lots of showers of rain happening for about 3 weeks. I think it has somfin to do with Parper buying a new sunhat.

Feronia said...

It's cold where I am, Bob - 7 degrees at the moment - and lots of rain. It snowed in some places yesterday.

Buttons the Bear said...

Hey Bob,
It's quite alright for bears to be scared of thunder storms. If I were there I'd be racing you to the airing cupboard. We seem to have had plenty of those storms around here this summer.

Today was in the low 80's, clear and sunny. But they say there are more chances of rain tonight. At least, the last one didn't come through the ceiling and the basement floor.

Benny and Lily said...

chilly willy here Bob and its California!
Benny & Lily

Hammie en Gea said...

Today it's not so warm here, we thought that there was going to be thunder here last night but luckily it didn't get here. I'm not very scared when there's thunder but Poes (the cat that lives here) get's very very scared, and I don't like watching my friends get scared. She doesn't understand that the loud noice can't hurt her...

Found art blog said...

Sounds like a good excuse for a secret midnight pants frolic!!! Don't forget the choklit biskits!!

BumbleVee said...

Well... actually, ..it's been pretty great.... except, this morning...I'm up bright and early..(well, it isn't even bright yet...as a matter of fact it's still dark!!) ...and...the damn wind has picked up to gusts of 22kph and the clouds are rolling in.

Wouldnt you know...it's supposed to rain by about 9:00 am....and thunderstorms as well.... arrgghhh! If that happens they sound a big horn and we have to run in off the course...don't want to be lightning rods waving metal clubs about....

Marlowe said...

It's been very nice around here for the past few days, but we also had some strong thunderstorms. As long as the electricity doesn't go out, I'm okay with thunderstorms. But thunderstorms in a dark, quiet house-- I'm gonna hide somewhere!

Julie said...

I would have to get in the cupboard too if there woz thunder.

CherryPie said...

We have had lots of rain but no thunder so far!

Asta said...

I totally undewstand about being bwave and scawed all at onced and I know beaws awe nevew unbwave..thank dog fow the neawness of the pants dwawew and youw bwavewy in gettig mowe into the cupbowd..sounds pwetty wondewful all awound..wish i dcould come be in thewe wif you..it's been sowt of scawy awound hewe wif lots of talk about being homeless and stuff wif Daddi losing his job..Oh well..I'll twy to follow youw xample and be bwave
smoochie kisses

B.T.Bear (esq.) said...

Thank yu all for yor messidges!!!


(Aw Asta, yor so cewt!)