- Gills: yes we playd Oxford an got a not-a-looz
- Simpsons: No, but sor Famly Guy an American Dad.
- Tesco: Yes
- Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: Daddy tryd to get me an insists he got a 10, but I told him it dident cownt cos he dident so mutch get my nose as grab me whole hed. /10
- Overall Score: 8.100009 (slightly inflated by ginger cake) /10
OK now I can bring yu the rest of the fotoes from my Eester weekend wiv Beanie!
That's Andrea, an me an Tango.
I wantid to ask him wat he kept in his hat (bagels?) but I dident get a chance.
This issent a historikol person this is a beefeater.
He is wun ov the gards at the tower.
No wun noes wy they ar calld beefeaters but it mite be cos Henry 8th gave them meat to eat to keep them big an strong.
They arnt all big an strong nowadays an wun ov them is a laydy.
We sor this enormuss sord.
Look how big it is compared to that littol gerl!
Thare wer lots ov horses showing how diffrent kings' horses wor diffrent things., or wer diffrent breeds, an diffrent sizes.
of SIX Kinder Surprise Eggs! How fantastik!!
Next we went bak owtside for a bit mor investigating.
This is the Beauchamp Tower, but they pronounce it 'Beecham'.
(I think that's daft.)
Inside thare is a LOT of graffitti from old prisoners.
Wun bit ov graffitti is very faymuss.
It sez 'JANE' and meens Laydy Jane Grey,
hoo was kween for 9 days. Then Kween Mary sed 'Oi, I'm Kween, not yu' an put her in the tower.
After a few munths peepol told her that she shud chop her hed off. So she did.
They must hav been prisoners a long time
to scratch things into the stones this deeply, mussent they?
This was the duke ov Arundell. Or he may hav been an earl, I can't remember...
Wen we cayme owt I sor that cheeky raven agen!
Then he started showing off to the gardsman that
he was allowd to walk abowt an the gardsman wassent!
Then Mummy wantid a kwik look in this church.
It's ware Ann Boleyn and Laydy Jane Grey
an St Thomas More an enywun else hoo had thare heds chopt off wer berreed.
Time to leev!
Good vews ov Tower Bridge on the way!
Bak on the bus!!!
Neer the train stayshun, we went into Nero's ware
Andrea treetid us to tea an cake.
She has Rocky Road, an Mummy had Carrot Cayke.
Tango, George, Beanie, Dilly an me just took sum nibbles of eech.
I hav a soft spot for carrot cake, but must admit, that
Rocky Road thing was yumtastik!!!!
Finally, wen we sed goodbye, I gayve my Sun Bear badge to Tango.
I hav had it for yeers- Pytheas gave it to me. I hope he won't mind.
I miss it, but I noe Tango collekts badges, an this was a
He put it strayte on his scarf:
Andrea sed we will meetup agen on Beanie's berfday in October, but I hope we can meet up sooner than that. It's allways fun!