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Monday, August 06, 2012

Beanie's Olympic Synchronised Farting Event


BEANIE MOUSE is hosting the olympic's Synchronised Farting Event. Post your entry or email it to Beanie!!!! He has real MEDALS to present!!! Go on, join in!!! HA!!!

We wer goin to enter a team but the uther Bears ar in the thunder shelter. Kwite onnistly, judgin by the scent of nervosness in there, I don't think they'd hav much bum-puff left for the competishun!!!

Oh well, I'm going to enter on me own, then!

Ferst, a throo-the-rear-pant-hole type-

Phew! Hehehe!

OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I've blown the elastic in me Gillingham Pants!!!!!!

A full on forwerd-sqwat:


Now, a pincht-cheek-skweek. Yu get better direktionality wiv this type-


Oh! Hallo Dilly! How ar yu?


Oh my beads! That was so funny! HAHAHAHA! I'm worn owt, now! I'm off for sum Marmite on toast..........


Erm, kwestchuns hav been arskt abowt how this cud be SYNCHRONISED farting, if I am on my own. Oh. Aha. Erm, well, I just wantid to tayke part ("jus happy to tayke part" is the Olympic spirit, Mummy sez, eeven if the BBC is obsesst wiv medals!) but also I synchronised the farts to the tewn of 'Puff The Magic Dragon'. So it duzz SORTA kwallify!

PS....I'm hosting the SYNCHRONISED SITTING EVENT this Thursday, so send me your pic's on my email here or put them on yor blog and send me a link!!! Choklit medals for the ferst, second an therd places!!!!


Bob T Bear (esq)


Asta said...

That was simply pawsome. I think the wind blew yoow effowts all the way to boo da Pest
Excellent contwoll and distance
Bwavo!!!!!!! Clap clap clap
Smoochie kisses
Asta. Pee ess, on my synchwonized wee if you look cawefully, you can see the exact pattwen on the spaces between the cobblestones. Was vewy difficul
Smoochie kisses

Lynda (Granny K) said...

Well! What can I say! Impressive indeed! So much so that the bears here feel decidedly inadequate. (They also reckon that the fairies take their trumps away during the night!)

Alexander Mackenzie Bear said...

Oh most definitely an awesome performance! The poise, the positions... the smell! Poor Dilly...

Official Score from the Canadian Judge - 9!

Sullivan McPig said...

Wow, that was gross but impressive. 8.5

Two French Bulldogs said...

Oh Bob we smell it over here
Benny & Lily

Jerry and Ben said...

Who can every compare with that entry Bob? We'll enter the sitting contest shortly!

Feronia said...

Oh Bob! We're getting a whiff of that pong in Australia!! :P

Beedeebabee said...

I needed a good giggle tonight! Thank you!!! :oD

Sally Ann and Andy said...

Hi Bob,
Mommies big teddies, Taddie and Charlie, want to enter the sitting contest. They have a lot of pratice. Neat smell making.
Sally Ann and Andy

chicamom85 said...

Bob T. Bravo, Bravo! What an excellent show of talent. You must have been eating good stuff for days to get that much out. I hope you have new pants somewhere. You blew me away, literally. I was so caught up in it that I joined you and now Mommy is opening all the windows here(hehe). I recently participated in tuneful farting in the Dog Blog Olympics and it was also quite a fruitful event.

Loveys Sasha(onerary bear)

Found art blog said...

OH BRILLIANT!!!! All sports are allowed a Singles Event anyway, so you can be the Team Bob Singles Farting Champine!!!!!


Hammie Hamster said...


just waking up again...
fainted all the way overhere in the Netherlands....
What a big FART!

Think you might win!



Hammie Hamster said...


score 9.9!

The Teddy Bear Family said...

Brilliant! We're just trying to figure out why Mommy is talking about how she knows the cause for global warming.

And Dilly? Precious!

The T. Bear Family