On Guard
Yesterday's scores:
Arfter a weekend eating lots of sugar, Mummy is pooing for England. So, fer the sake of Pant-kind (and our bathroom, seeing as she STILL refuses to buy Cillit Bang), I hav recruited the Windowsill Bear familee to help guard the choklit biskits:
Alas, all we can do is discourage. I have yet to think up a suitable punishment for when she ignores us. How about nicking all her pants? Yes, that's sounds like a good punishment. I know I wud be VERY upset to lose access to pants. Let me know what yu think.
Bye fer now!
2 comments:
Well done Bob! Not too sure about the proposed punishment though... how about pinching her bag so that she can't go shopping? Most girls like shopping.
I wonder why sugar makes your mummy poo- has she seen a doctor?
Margaret
Yeah, she went shopping alot larst week! I don't mind reely as sumtimes she comes bak with PANTS!
I'm not shor why sugar makes her poo. I think the doctor's given up on her.
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