PREZZIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yesterday's scores:
- Gills: no- but weer playin today, so get yer lukky bloo pants on! Wa-heyyy! Weer playin Bournemouth (full nayme, Born Mouthy Scum) an they're bottom ov the leegue, so if we carnt beet THEM, well, if we don't, I'll chew my foot.
- Simpsons: yes
- Tesco: no
- Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 8 -wat can I say. He had a good teecher. /10
- Day Score: 7 ish/10
- Advent calender pikcher: Peepol millin abowt wiv tea-towels on their heds. Look, if we don't get a Bear, or a dog, or or or sum cayke or choklit or a snowman or sumthing soon I'm jus not goin to play anymor. Wun ov Dilly's skwares is in the sky. Sheez hopin for an airoplane. I think sheez gonna be dissapoyntid.
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!
Look wat the Postman brort me!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
WOW! It's presents from Phytheas an Chalky!!!!
It sez I can open them befor Crissmoss Day. That's good, cos this is all very eggsytin fer a small Bear, an if I had to wayte that long, my bum mite jus berst! Wat's inside, then?.... 
....a card to all ov us! Wiv Eskimoze an husky-dogs on it! Cor! I bet they're lookin for snowy Bears! And.......
hehehe! Look at that rappin payper! It's got Bears wiv beer! An wun ov em's calld Bob!
Wat's inside?.......... 
hehehheeeeeeeeehhehe! A Crismoss stokkin!!!!!!!!!!! Wayte! Wayte! Wat's next?
oh my! Look wat Chalky mayde me! My very own satchel! WOWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!
hehehheeeeeeeeehhehe! A Crismoss stokkin!!!!!!!!!!! Wayte! Wayte! Wat's next?oh my! Look wat Chalky mayde me! My very own satchel! WOWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!
Wayte! Wayte! Wat's in it???? 
A Bear badge!
Oh boy! Oh boy!
Thank yu so much, Phytheas an Chalky! This is so fantastik! WOW! I reelly reelly like theez so much! WOW! I carnt wayte to try owt my bag!
C'mon, Mummy! Let's go shoppin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bye fer now, evrywun! Wa-heyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
20 comments:
Bob - I'm glad the postperson didn't loose your presents. I'm so pleased you like them. I was a bit worried the satchell might be a bit too big or a bit too small, but it's just right. Remember to hang up your stocking on Christmas Eve!
Nose hugs
Chalky
Cor Bob, you lucky bear! I want one of those stockings too! I'm going to have to go and be very nice to someone!!
Phy
Your satchel is so spiffy Bob, what a lucky bear you are! I hope you can fit lots of biscuits in there when you go to Tesco!
Toodle pip,
Harry x
Bob
I'm sowwy the calendaw hasn't had any beaws on it yet..don't give up..thewe's still time!
That satchel is vewy attwactive, you could put extwa pants in it and some choklit peanuts fow emewgencies..and the stocking! Excellent you can get lots of yummies in thewe
1make suwe you watch the second episode whewe i stawt detecting!!
smoochie kisses
Asta
Bobber!
You are such a fortunate bear. That's one kicky little satchel you have there. I'm just imagining all of the neato things you will be stowing away in there. Your Christmas sock is very festive too.
I guess it's all about the love. You love so freely, and then it comes back to you like this through your friends! That Phytheas and Chalky are too cool!
Sorry to hear you don't have a tail, Bob, but it doesn't slow you down one bit!
Goober love,
Stanley
Nice satchel Bob, you could keep all your spy gear in it. Nice Moon bear badge to, you lucky little tyke.
so many nice presents, you are so lucky my sweetheart...but you really do deserve it...you're the nicest bear I ever met in all my life...
Bob,
Wow! All those presents! You're one speshal bear! We have backpacks, which, for some reason, you would call a rucksack -- or sum-in like that. Two important things to keep in your sachel -- rope for climbing, a'cuz ya never know when you'll find a good climbing tree, and money!
Now that you have a good place to put money, time to teach you how to make money, the Teddy Bear way. Everytime your family says colorful words, charge them! Charge them as much as you can talk them into giving to you. BUT it doesn't stop there! Also collect money off of Peoples on TV who use colorful words! And, since they aren't there to na-go-she-8, charge them as much as you think they can afford! If they're rich, charge lots and lots. If they aren't as rich, still charge them a lot, just not as much! Peoples use lots of colorful words, so you should have plenty of money in your satchel quickly!
Now, don't be stingey though. If your family needs money, let them borrow some, and only charge them a reasonable interest rate daily! Also, don't forget the cost of living goes up year after year, so keep trying to convince your family into giving you more and more every so often!
We tell you this now, a'cuz Christmas is coming! With so much family getting together, you should be the only one with money left, after the holidays are over!
With that, congratulations on your satchel. You should be a bear of means by the new year!
With your new stocking, Father Christmas (or Santa Paws, who is the gift giver for Abearican bears) should have a place for enough gifts that you won't need to spend any of your money any time soon! Isn't Christmas wonderful?! HoHoHo
Exciteddyily Yours,
Teddy T. and Spaulding
wow, bob, you are a lucky bear! so cool you got all those...what nice friends you have!
that is so cool bob! Your friends must really like you!! I thinnk your satchell is so so cute!!
Chalky,
Thank yu so much! Yu ar so clever to be abol to mayke bespoke stuff for Bears! I hope Mummy lerns how to! I am very prowd ov my satchell. I'll be abol to stor my lunch in it nex time we go on a long trip...
Thanks!
:@D
Phyth!
I uv my stokin! Yewsly I hav to yews wun ov Daddy's, wich, as yu kno, is kinda hazzerduss, speshly if yu've arskt fer choklit peanuts.
:@}
Harry,
Wa-heyy!
Dilly larft an sed I had a handbag! I think sheez jus jelluss! Enyway it's a satchell. A man bag, is that. A Man bag. Not a handbag at all. So there.
Heheee.
It's grayte fer shiney pennys.
:@}
Asta,
I am intreegd. Yor vershon, CCSi is betta than the CSi on telly! Do yu play air gittar wen The Hoo com on? Dilly duzz air gittar. I've startid to play air organ. Teddy an Spaulding trayned me up on that.
:@}
Stanley,
I yewst to worry abowt not havin a tail, but now I don't as it meens I can poo farster than the averidge Bear. Nothin to get in the way, yu see.
:@}
Pope Terry,
Littol tyke! HEHEHE! Littol Tyke! HAHAHA!
Enyway. Good poynt. I'm goin to put my shades in there arfter I've dun this.
:@}
Ahhhh Mousie, yu say luvly things. I hope yu ar goin to hav lots ov treats at Crismoss!
:@D
Teddy An Spaulding,
Wa-heyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hav a collekshun ov shiney pennys! The shinyer that better. I don't charge not-a-bears for bad werds altho I cud probly get rich just off the fella hoo sits behind us at football. HAHAA! But there ar a few rools in this howse-
all munny that goze down the side ov the sofa is Mummy's, unless its shiney, in wich cayse it goze into my collekshun. I also get eny shiney pennys that they get in chaynge wen we go shoppin. Dilly likes to collekt pound coins, but ownly Welsh wuns cos they hav a pikcher ov a dragon on. I rekkon she is seekritly rich, an is skwirrollin it away sumwhare, but she sez she ownly haz 2.
Hmm...
:@}
Ms Creek,
I hav sum grayte frends! Wa-heyyy! I'm glad I moovd my diary onto the internet! I wud never hav met yu all. I think yor all grayte!
:@}
a.bananna,
It was grayte to meet Phyth an Chalky larst munth. I had no idea they wer goin to mayke me enything fer Crismoss tho, speshly not enything so speshol! I am chufft to bits, wich is wat we say heer wen weer so happy we need a dam good frolick!
Wa-heyyy!
:@D
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