Charmin- this time it's seeerious
Yesterday's scores:
- Gills: no
- Simpsons: yes
- Tesco: no
- Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score:9/10
- Day Score: 7/10
I've bin bizzy....
I fownd owt that yu can go to the website ov 10 Downing Street, ware the Prime Minister livs, an set up petishuns.WOW!
So it just had to be dun, dident it?-I set up a petishun to get Charmin to stop puttin images ov Bears on their toylit payper!!
It haz to be approovd ferst, so it issent on the site at the moment. Sum byorrokrat sumware iz deelin wiv it.I got Mummy to type it for me as I dident think they'd understand Bear English. Heer is the text ov it:
We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to stop Charmin making toilet paper with BEARS on it as it is demeaningto Bears. Charmin employs Bears to poo in the woods and use Toilet Paper that has images of themselves embossed onto it. This is thoroughly disrespectful to Bears! Imagine if you had to wipe your bums with your own family photo's! Let's get them to stop this terrible abuse! I have even sent them an alternativedesign. COme and sign the petition! STOP THE INSULTS TO BEARS! DON'T WIPE YOUR BUM ON PICTURES OF MY COUSINS!!!
Wotcha think?
If yu havent seen my preevious posts on theez terribol reprobaytes, clik heer (my emails to them an their reply), heer (my propozed new desine for their toylet payper) an heer (my letter to them). Let's yunite an stop this abews ov Bears!!!
Bye fer now!
25 comments:
Froggy Greetz!
Sorry Bob!
I'm trying had to wipe the tears from my eyes... I'm not sure whether I'm laughing or crying!!!
Hugs to you
Blue
Hey, Bobber!
I LOVE that your government is so progressive. I have NO DOUBT that your petition will be approved.
Just a question. Can non-UK citizens sign the petition or is it only your countrybears/men/pups who can sign? I don't want to mess up your petition, but I'm behind you (hehehe) 100%!
Goober love & smooches,
Stanley
Oh, Sweet Bobbyyyyy!
You are a rebel AND an activist! (I just LOVE rebels).
Goobette love & kissies,
Stella
PS
I'm waiting for my next snuggle. Please come to GooberStan soon (and bring Dilly too, okay?)
Hey Frog!
High four!
:@D
Blue!
That's OK so long as yu don't wee yorself.
:@D
Stanley,
Ooo! I'm not shor... if it gets throo I'l chek an be shor to let yu kno!!!
:@}
Hehehe hullo Stella! I'll be rite over fer a snuggol. I'm a bit cold today so it will be dubbly appryshiaytid!
:@D
Bravo Bob, if only more UK citizins took your pro-active stand the country would be in a much better state.
I signed one last year to ban bloody fireworks, grr.
Toodle pip
Harry x
Dear Bob,
I don't know if your petition to the Prime Minister will do any good. Charmin toilet paper is made in the United States. It's US you must blame. (red faced American)
Hey Bob, I'm totally with you on this! I'd love to sign your petition! J x
Thanks for the comment! Been meaning to pop over and say "hullo" but I've been off having wild rain soaked adventures.
I've checked and Madame appears to buy loo roll made out of puppies. Hum. Or maybe it's made by puppies.
Humans are crazy.
Bob
I'm with you all the way..I will be vewy happy to wite this tewwible wong! It is simply disgwaceful and vewy diswespectful of beaws..
I hope this is a big success
smoochie wawm kisses
Asta
(I saw that you wewe cold)
Hi Bob , just read your comment over on Ruth's blog and I popped over to let you know all is well with Ruth, her computer is on the blink. It has been very frustrating for her as she has been busy with college work too. Anyhow I spoke to her on the phone today and all is well with her. She asked for me to thank you for your concern and sends her best wishes.
Loved the petition!
hi bob! back from vacation!
A noble cause, Bob.
I suggest that Charmin come out with a product line decorated with a certain very high-ranking official in the US. People would line up to wipe their bums, that's for sure.
Harry, I sined that wun as well. I don't like fireworks. They mayke me jump an scare all the dogs an cats. It wud be ok if they ownly did it wun or two days, then yu wud kno wen to set up camp behind the sofa (emergansy hug pants, choklit peanuts, biccies, ginger ale...) but then yu get silly peepol settin them off all sorts of times. As yu say- grrrrr!
Chewy! Oh no! Oh no! I shall jus hav to go to plan B then- protest owtside stores an in the aisles. A leaflet-in-the-aisles campayne Hehee.
:@o
Jackson,
Thank yu, buddy!
Hullo Bear!
Yes, I;ve seen that puppy stuff too! Mummy tryd to tell me that the pikcher on the roll waz Egypshun lions. Huh. An like that wud be better. Wy carnt they stik to leevs?
Ah thank yu, Asta! I wazindeed cold. This is partly wy I dident arnser sooner.
Ah Mrs Nesbitt, thank yu so much! I waz worryin abowt Ruth!
Hullo Ms Creek! I'll be over soon...
San
Ah yes!!! HAHAHAHAHA! An we bears ar most yewst to wipin our bottoms on bushes. HEHEHEHEHEH!
:@D
BOB! You just made me laugh out loud! San has a great idea.
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