Maykin Granny larf
Yesterday's scores:
- Gills: No
- Simpsons: no, I am tryin to get Granny to watch this but so far she prefers to hav the news on. Weird.
- Tesco: no
- Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: I got Dilly. She sed my scor waz 2 but reelly it waz 10. I shud hav known sheed say 2. But I waz desperit an she waz the ownly wun up for a gayme /10
- Overall Score: 7ish/10
I am tryin to mayke Granny smile. She is a bit down cos ov havin been ill. She sez she feels angry at herself for bein ill an is awl annoyd. Mummy is a bit down too, but Daddy is comin to see us today an that will be nice cos he is bringing Grayum an Sam too.
Heer is a joke I told Granny today. Mummy sed I shuddent tell her cos it is rood, but I told her enyway cos I kno that Grannys do like the rood wuns reelly, jus peepol think they don't, but they do. So heer it is. If yu hav a Granny, mayke shor yu tell her this wun. See if she larffs like my Granny did! Mine neerly choket on her tea!
A man walks into a bar wiv a steering wheel between his legs.
The barman sez to him,
"Do yu kno yu hav a steer
The man sez-
"Yeah, I kno! It's drivin me nuts!"
The barman sez to him,
"Do yu kno yu hav a steer
The man sez-
"Yeah, I kno! It's drivin me nuts!"
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh boy I neerly split my beads wen I herd that wun. I carnt wayte to tell Sam!
Then I showd Granny this website: Compare The Meerkat.
Hav a look. Clik on "movies". Thare is wun ov out-takes from the advert the meerkats do on tv. It's well funny.
If yu hav eny jokes I can tell Granny, let me kno! I think she feels better wen sheez larffin!
Bye fer now!
11 comments:
Oh that is a good joke and I am sure Granny liked it :)
You are doin a grayte job helpin Granny Bob.
Bob you tell Mummy that she musn't be down ...she needs to look after herself so Granny needn't worry.
Give mummy a big hug from me.
I am sure Granny will be cheered up soon :-)
I live those Meerkat vids he is such a cheeky chappy ;-)
Here is a joke.
Why did the three little pigs not like eating with there dad? They didn't like eating with him because he was such a hog.
Ha ha ha Bob your a good carebear.
Sally Ann
Loved the joke Bob! Must tell it to hubby when he comes home for his soup!
great larfs - Granny be well. sandy
Mom's still laughing at that one.
You were right to think that Granny would like it, too.
Duffy
Love the joke, Bob - very good. You keep up that good job you're doing of looking after Granny and make sure you look after Mummy too - she's a busy lady with a lot on her plate so she needs a big hug, I reckon.
Pff... gud Bear, dats so farnny.
It's all havy and not so easy in the begining, but I belieev dat things will pik up. Hoping dat gud days resume soon to yur howse and everybody's smiling. Hugs...
laughter is the best medicine!
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