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Showing posts with label BT Internet is not like in their adverts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label BT Internet is not like in their adverts. Show all posts

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Tum te tum te tum....

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: No: an we wer ment to play the uther day, but the uther team, Acrington Stanley, calld it off cos they ar scared ov a littol bit ov snow, proovin wunce an for all that they ar cowardly scum.
  • Simpsons:yes
  • Tesco: yes
    Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10!! /10
  • Overall Score: 8.210000001/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Just nipped in to the liberary to say HULLO!!!! I am still at Granny's but I carnt get online in her howse cos the pesky thing that BT gayve us to go online warever we ar DUZZ NOT WERK an I think it is a conspirassy agenst me, bein a spy an all, an I wuddent be serprized if it waz all down to sumwun from ASDA or sum scummy shop like that.

Daddy went thare, the uther day, yu kno. Yu see? If I am away from him too long, he reelly duzz let standerds slip!

I mite be home next week.... if so, I'll come an see yu all on yer blogs. I carnt wayte to catch up wiv yu all!!!!!

Nose hugs!!!!!

Friday, September 04, 2009

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: No
  • Simpsons:yes
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5/10
  • Overall Score: 7.632/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

No idea wat this flower waz, but it mayde a fine hat!

I tryd hard yestaday to post but our internet connekshun waz abowt as yewsful as a wig on a camel. It's a bit better this mornin but I ownly hav a few minits befor we go! So all the fotoes I prosessd for yu will still hav to wayte. Poo! But I thort I wud sneek in just this wun as it wud mayke yu larf :@D

I think it is just me an Dilly goin. Wiv Mummy an Daddy, ov corse, as I carnt kwite reetch the pedals in the car. Hehe!

Heer is a link to the town weel be stayin in (Hav a kwik look it haz lots ov fotoes!).
An heer is a littol map ov the High Street showin all the shops. Thare is wun calld Paws In The Forrest, wich is a Bear Adopshun Center!

The hotel weev got is an old Viktorian howse an its website sez it's horntid. I am taykin sum garlik. (Duzz garlik werk on gosts?)I shall also tayke a wite hanky cos I think I mite hide under it an pertend to be a gost a jump owt on Dilly. Ownly if I get bord, ov corse. Haha. An if she is bord too she will appryshyate that, won't she?

Hav a good weekend!

Bye for now!