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Showing posts with label Mummys mayke yu do poyntless things. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mummys mayke yu do poyntless things. Show all posts

Sunday, August 30, 2009

Just a kwik note, this.

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: yes, we got a not-a-loos wiv Walsall, wich I thort waz in Poland.
  • Simpsons: no
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10! haha! /10
  • Overall Score: 7.565103/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

I just popt in to say thank yu for the messidges an also for the awards (wow! I hav awards!) an I will attend to them mor proply wen I get bak- we ar off to Granny's for a few days...

-then we come bak heer for a few days, an THEN we ar goin to the New Forrest for a long weekend. So bizzy bizzy!!!!

We ar taykin Zed bak home today. To be onnist weel miss the littol fella, altho he is a full time job, watchin that he duzzent get in trubbol. I fownd him "investigaytin" the washin barsket this mornin. He cayme owt rinklin up his nose. Must hav been investigaytin sum ov Daddy's derty soks, if the way he rubbd his nose into the carpet is enything to go by. Por lad! Haha!

Mummy's tummy seems better but sheez bein silly cos I got told off for nuthin an it issent fair. She sed I had to wash my paws befor dinner an all I did waz explayne that it wassent nessassary cos I waz yewzin a spoon not my paws an enyway eevn if thare WER dert an germs on my paws (wich thare wassent, cos I lickt them) they wernt goin to walk down the handol ov the spoon wer they? But she sed yu had to wash yor hands befor dinner enyway! So I wacht to see if she ate hers wiv her hands an she dident! So I sed "Thare! See? Yu yewsd a fork! NOT yor hands!" but she still rekkons I dident win the argewment.

Mummys ar so illogikol sumtimes. Thare shud be a playce whare mummys can all on hollyday together an do poyntless stuff together an leev the rest ov us alone, like puttin on jumpers wen yor not cold, washin yor paws befor dinner an cleenin yor teeth in the mornin eevn wen yu dident hav a midnite snak.

Hey ho. Bye for now!