Recent scores:

• Gills: No, weer resting till the new seazon
• Simpsons: No
• Tesco:- Mummy went to Waitrose an the Co-Op. I hope she gets my berfday pressies from Tesco.
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: dident do this as Daddy still has a cold! /10
• Overall Score: 7.26569/10

HULLO BEARS AN NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Well  still can't get blogger to upload photo's.
Blogger obviossly ar on to my spying mishons an ar werking for dark anti-Bear forces.
Alexander Mackensie Bear did tell me how he got rownd them to put pikchers on his site, but wen I tryd it it dident werk. This proovs they ar to me!!!!
Feends!!
I am now unleeshing the Olympic-winning gift of fart into theyer generol direkshon.
Poo on them!
Poo wiv flys on on them!
S-my berfday tomorro- how am I goin to show wat I got?
Hurrumpf.

I Got Him!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: no
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9/10
• Day Score: 7.26498/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

I hid wun ov the plastik flys in the shugar an Daddy dident spot it. He had his Weetabix for brekfurst this mornin an got a shok!!! He waz harf way throo an a fly startid to float to the top ov the milk! HAHAHAHAH!!!

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Mummy is doin anuther get fit campayne an this meens she is eetin low-carb. All we hav in the kitchen is a bit ov sallad, ham, eggs an harf a buffallo. Not mutch else. The good side ov this is that she dident get to eet eny ov my berfday choccie!!! In fakt, I hav eeten so mutch choklit this week, my farts smell ov cocoa.

I was sittin on my own admirin this fakt yesterday wen Mummy sed, "Come on evrywun, let's go for a walk!" (this is anuther part ov her get fit campayne- walkin.) so we drove off to a playse calld Marks Hall, ware thare ar miles ov woods to walk throo, an fansy gardens to play in an a cuppol ov lakes to sit by an think deep Bear thorts.

Yu can reed abowt Marks Hall heer, on thare website.
This is me waring my entry stikker-

I took lots ov fotoes so I'm goin to sort sum owt an put them on heer nex time!

Bye fer now!

The Heads-Together Pozishun

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no
• Simpsons: yes- Marge had plastik sergerry an got her boobies mayde extra large. I bet she had a happy Bear.
• Tesco: HUH! Mummy went, an wuddent let me come jus cos I wantid to bring a pile ov pants wiv me. Then Daddy an me went to pik her up in the car, AND HE LEFT ME IN THE CAR IN THE CAR PARK. An then they expektid me to talk to them. Huh!
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10/10
• Day Score: not much /10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Remember Mummy an Daddy both had colds a few weeks ago? Well since then sumthing very curriuss haz happend...... Mummy haz gon off choklit. Let me put that anuther way, wun that mor suits the gravity ov the sitchewayshun. An I don't meen gravity az in appols fallin off trees. I meen gravity az in the north and south poles switchin pozishuns or the molten hot spluttery cor ov the planet suddenly ternin into ice creem, not jus vannilla ice creem either, but Rocky Road Deluxe flavur wiv extra nuts:

Ahhh well. Wayste not wont not! Heheheheh! Me an the uther Bears disydid to remoov the stuff from her surroundins. Weer very helpfull, us Bears. Wuddent want her to suddenly try a bit an not like it (wat a wayste). So we scofft the lot.

Unfortewnitly it waz a bit bigger than our tummys, wich went into a weird gurgly state an we had to adopt the Heads-Together Pozishun:

This is the pozishun Bears adopt (yewzly arfter large picnics) wen there is tummy-gurglin an daynger ov farts. In this pozishun yu can carry on wiv conversayshuns an jokes an stuff but not smell it wen a Bear haz to let go.

(It's still possibol yu mite smell yor own. But that's ok. Farts ar like kids in that regard. Evrywun knoze they're horribol but yu seekritly kwite like yor own.)

HEHEHEHEHEE!

Bye fer now!