Important Annowncement re My Nose Day

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: yeah, but we lost so don't go there.
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: yeah! Sam came too, an had his ferst ever ride in the trolley!
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5/10
• Day Score: 7.3984210/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Hey! Do yu do enything on St Parick's Day??? I do. My nose haz a Irish Flag on it, arfter all. Me an Daddy will be shairin a Ginness an toastin sum Soda Bred (note to self: chek the hunny supplys...)

Well! Today I have discuverd sumthing VERY important:

ST PATRICK'S DAY IS ERLY THIS YEAR!!!

IT'S TROO!!!

It shud be on Munday, but nex week is "Holy Week", leedin up to Big Choklit Sunday. An as the religuss amung us will kno, this sellybrates the day wen the Disypols mist the shops (wich had closed erly cos it waz Sunday) an wer embarrasst to discuver that they dident hav eny choklit for wen the Boss popt over arfter lunch. But it waz OK in the end cos the Boss sayeth unto the butter 'behold choklit!' an lo! It chaynged into choklit. This is ov corse where the tradishun ov choklit at Eeaster comes from. Enyway, I digress.... so the church haz sed that yu carnt hav a big Saynte's day in Holy Week, so they ar goin to hav it on Saterday insted!

So! St Patrick's Day iz offishully March 15th this yeer.

I've bin swottin up on this fenominom, an discuverd that the laarst time they had to moov St Patrick's waz in 1940, an the NEX time they will hav to do it will be in the yeer 2160! So it reelly is goin to be VERY speshol this yeer!

Mummy won't be joynin in cos she sez it's silly to, if yor not Irish, wich she issent. Well. There waz sum Irish discuverd wen she did her famly tree, but she werkt owt that this meens she iz abowt 6% Irish. Thus she is entitold to 6% of a pint ov Ginness. Heheheee. WIch is abowt all that is left arfter me an Daddy hav been in there. Enyway she will be bizzy bakin soda bred for us Irish folk. Hahahaa.

Dilly wants to join in too, cos ov bein green. I'm goona let her. It's all bowt bein nice, issent it? Besides, I've never seen an amfibian drunk. Wat culler duzz she go wen sheez sik nex day?

Heer is a wee kwiz to get yu in the mood-

You're 75% Irish

You're very Irish, and most likely from Ireland. (And if you're not, you should be!)

How Irish Are You?

Heheheh!!!!!!!

Giv it a go!

Bye fer now!

Daddy's Berfday!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: no
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 8 (Mummy shud hav awarded me at leest a 9.5 reelly but she waz harlf asleep an dident kno wat she waz talkin about) (so ther) /10
• Day Score: 8/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Today is Daddy's berfday. Any idea wat I bort him????

Well, he, lyke yu, may well hav gest that I bort him pants. So I desydid to mayke them extra speshol pants. This way he wud kno it waz goin to be pants, but still get a serprize.

Ferst I bort sum pants from Marks And Spencers, Pant Makers To The Qween (probly). They wer incorrektly laybold tho so I had to correkt that:-

Then I mayde this desine:

I printid it on iron-transfer paper an got Mummy to excavayte the ironin bord an iron so that I cud put the pikcher on his pants (she helpt me a bit wiv this cos it berns):-

Next I got a playne T shert fer him too. Fer this I thort sumthin arty wud be gud, to wow peepol as he walks along. So I mayde this desine: an then Mummy irond it onto the T shert for me:
Wa-heyyy!

Daddy liket the pants an wor a pair to werk today. He sed he felt partikularly supportid all day. He hassent tryd on the T shert yet, so I hope it fits him betta than it duz me. He thinks it's pantayshus. (Wich it is.)

We had a Chineesy dinner, followd by choklit shoo-buns. Mummy put a candol in wun of them. Then me an Daddy shared a Guinness:
Dilly sneekt up an stole sum ov mine, but then fell off the tabol groanin sumthin abowt the drink hertin her antenner. We all went fer a bit ov a walk to cleer our heds an sor swallows flyin over maykin a noize like sqweeky wheels, wich dident reelly help Dilly but waz still kwite fun to see.

Daddy's makin tea now, an I'm fallin asleep cos I'm knackerd. Wich is like bein very tyerd but mor so, cos ther's a "K" in it.

Byeeeee!