Been carftering....

HULLO BEARS AN NOT-A-BEARS!

I have bin very bizzy an this is wy- yu see, sumthing very sad happend- Mr Scooter left us to go to Cat Heven. Mummy sez he is at a playce calld Raynbow Bridge now wiv his sisters an lots ov uther animals hooz bodies dident werk eny mor. 

I wonder if he has met Miss Peach yet. He was very shy but I'm shor he will get over that now cos theyer ar no nasty peepol thare, an wen I arskt abowt the dogs, Mummy sed theyer all vegetarian wen they get up thayer, so no worries on that score. He'll be disappoyntid if he has to be a veggie tho, as he was a good mowser. Perhaps they will just all play nicely. I meen it wud be tuff on the mice if they get thare, go "Phew!" an then get loads of re-serviced moggies dissending on them.

ENYWAY so I hav had lots ov tishoo ishooing to do. I eevn mist Pirate Day, but that's ok, as it wuddent hav bin the sayme wivowt a ship's cat.

Today we went to a garden senter to get sum flowers to cover his old poo patch(!). Gess wat they wer selling?????? -Bags of horse poo!!!!!  Daddy explayned that sum peepol like to put it on theyer roses (?????) but wat I want to noe is HOW do they get the horses to poo in the bags????? I arskt Tango, Beanie's frend (we text eech uther, yu noe) an he sed he duzzent noe ither, but it wud be a grayte new Olympik Ekwestrian sport. I think heez on to sumthing!! Much more fun than all that prancing abowt.

In the end we dident get very much cos it was rayning hard, but we got sum winter pansies that shud last till March, an we just hope that Scooter issent offended by the werd 'pansy'. I was careful to steer Mummy away from the pink wuns. I felt I owed him that much. I meen, yu don't expect to put in all those yeers of pooing just for yor territory to go all pink, do yu?

(THANK YU for all the message last time, BTW, an all yor admiring glances. I new yu'd like that, yu cheeky beggars. HAHAHAHAHA!)

TTFN

Bob T Bear (esq)

My Garden!

HULLO BEARS AND NOT-A-BEARS!!!

I did anuther video of me garden. Daddy cayme home wile we wer filming so he pops up on it, an so duzz Mr Scooter, cos Mr Scooter always wants to greet Daddy wen he comes home.

I hope yu enjoy it!!!



Wa-hey!!

TTFN!

Bob T Bear (esq)

SNOW!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No
• Simpsons: No
• Tesco: Yes, mor riding in the trolley!
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: serspendid, dew to too menny snotty noses rownd heer.
  
• Overall Score: 7.532/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

I havent fergotten that I need to post sum 'catch up' bits, but I hav to show yu the snow weev had insted ferst!

It snowed alot on Saterday nite an we still hav lots an lots ov it. Sum peepol (spoyle sports mostly) hav cleerd snow off sum paths an stuff like that. But mostly it is still heer!

I had to get to werk on a snow bear, of corse!
Like larst year, I bilt him on the bench...Hmmm.... perhaps sum pound coins for eyes...a nose? An Daddy's scarf!Hmmm.
Not shor abowt that scarf.
Wat cud I yews insted...
oh! I noe!

BLOO PANTS!!HAHAHAHA!

Sum ov the snow got on my nose.It tickled!!
Meenwile Dilly mayde a snow duv, on top ov the berd taybol. We layter had to remoov it as it was scaring the collared doves away. Talk abowt berd brained! Ha!

I spied on Mummy from upstairs for a wile. She had disappeared owt the front garden. WAT the?

Oh! I see!

It's a snow CAT! Hehe!She yewsd spaghetti for the wiskers.An then she addid a scarf. Not bad, Mummy!
Oh, an Dilly helpt too, I've been told to say.
Oh look, thare she is, helpin by sitting in the scarf.

Well! Enuff bilding! Time to try the Bob-Slay that Beanie mayde me!
Wa-heyyy!!I went so fast in the end, it blurred the fotoes!

Scooter issent too keen on snow.
Mummy gave him a poo-tray to yews indoors so that he duzzent hav to go owt. But Scooter duzzent want to yews it. Funny, as his sister, Fluffy, yewst to PREFER a tray. But Scooter confided in me that he thinks it's a bit sissy an besides, how duz he mark the garden as being his if he duzzent do fresh poo in it?

SO Mummy cleerd a path for him, from the bak dor to his patch at the end of the garden. He much appreeshiated this, and, after inspekting that she had dun it proply, he trotted along it kwite happily.

Then he got bak to the sunny windowsill. He maykes a good sillooette agenst the snow duzzent he?Soon he fell asleep in the sun, wich gets reelly warm throo the glass!
Heer he is yewzin his mowsie for a pillow.Wen the sun has gon, his fayvrit playce is neer the fire. We had to put a gard in front of it cos he gets too close. He trys to push it owtta the way sumtimes-

Hav yu had snow?
Do yu like it?
Do yu hav a slay?
How do yu keep warm?

See ya!

My Garden

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No
• Simpsons: No, I did see Family Guy. Stewie waz telling all his problems to his Bear. His Bear is calld Rupert.
• Tesco: No
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 8 /10 good greeef! I need mor praktiss!!
  
• Overall Score: 7ish/10

HULLO BEARS AND NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Eevn tho we ar well into Ortum now, my garden still has lots ov intrestin bits in it. I thort I wud share it wiv yu...

Ferst, do yu remember Oakey?
I hav been growing him since he was a haycorn.
He is looking very goldy rite now!

Better giv 'im a bit ov fertilizer for the winter...Hehehe...... I do like oakey!

Theez ar calld Red Hot Pokers!

The birds like to nibbel them.
Look! This wun is calld a Blue Tit.

(an Mummy sez I'm not ment to larf at that nayme)

This is called Pineapple SageIf yu skwish the leevs between yor paws an then smell them, they smell ov pineapple!

This is calld lobelia. I waz cond wiv this, cos the laydy sed it wud be bloo, but as yu can see, it is perpol reelly.

This is our peach tree. We had 2 peaches a few years ago. They wer reelly sweet an joosy. Imagin that! Peaches, grown owtside, in England! Wow!
No peaches this yeer tho. Still, it maykes a fine playce to perch from, wen yor observing stuff.

This is camomile.
Mummy luvs the smell ov it.
Daddy sez it smells like pee.
I agree wiv them both!
This is a nettal! But don't worry it is calld a DED Nettal, so it duzzent sting.
It duz tickol, tho!

This is calld roo. It's a nice culler issent it?
Yu hav to be careful if yor goin to frolik wiv no pants in roo, as it can mayke yu a bit itchy.

Theez ar calld cree-santh-e-mums

Yeers ago, Mummy had a luvly soft blak-an-wite cat calld Miss Figs. She waz very upset wen Miss Figs went to Heven, an she berreed her heer, amung the ivy. Then she bort this iron cat to mark the spot. Mr Scooter coms an sits heer sumtimes. Mummy sez he is chatting wiv his sister. It's OK, it issent a sad playce. It's nice an peacefow.

I don't noe wat this is. It cayme in a bunch ov flowers. Mummy put them in a vase an this bit grew roots, so she planted it. NUN ov us noe wat it is! But it has nice lookin berries!This startid off in a vase too!

Marrygolds!I do like marrygolds!

Theez ar calld pansies! Hehehehe! Pansies! I think that's funny!
Mummy sez theez shud last throo the winter. That'll be nice.

This is calld heeby.
Yes, it is on a slope.

Altho, not THAT mutch ov a slope.
I think the camra slipt!

This is a berd bath. I like to watch them flutter in heer! Mr Scooter sumtimes drinks heer as well!

That thare is a frog. Not a real wun. This wun lites up at nite!

Hmmmmm............. the berds ownly ate half thare food today.....

Thare waz a littol newt in heer the uther week.....

Theez ar primroses. 'Primrose' is Granny Ireland's middol nayme so I am glad theez do well- they hav been heer since last winter!

Look how big the rosemary bush has got! It's growing an growing an spredding!

The sparrows like to hide in it.

The wether has been so mild, this bush thinks it is spring allreddy, an has sum blossom!

This is African Bloo Basil. Or wat is left ov it! It had lots ov flowers an the BEEZ LUVD IT BETTER THAN ENYTHING ELSE IN THE GARDEN!!!! I shall hav to bring it indors soon, so that it will liv throo the winter. I like bees, me, so I want to sayve it for them for nex yeer.

This is a Wethergram. Beanie maykes them, an sent this wun to me.
Wethergrams ar mayde ov all diffrent payper an hav poems on.
Yu hang them owt on the Ortum Ekwinox an then see how the wether chaynges it.If yu look closely yu can see that Beanie yewsd a bit ov a map to mayke this. By sheer cowinsidence, the map is ov Bromley, in Kent, an shows ware Mummy yewst to liv yeers ago, so I think Beanie mite be sykik!!!

Enyway, by the time I had tayken all theez fotoes, the sun had moovd rownd to the front ov the howse. Wen I went inside I fownd that it had mayde a warm sunny puddol ov shine on Scooter's chair, an he was thare, soaking it up!
Teehee!!!!

I hope yu liket looking at my pikchers.
I hope they mayde yu smile!

TTFN!