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Showing posts with label synchronized-sitting. Show all posts
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Sunday, August 19, 2012

Results

At last!!!!!!!!! The new bit for the compewter arrivd, so I can bring yu the results of the Synchronised Sitting Event. Wa-hey!!!

Well, standards this time wer extreemly hie. Judging was very difficult! But heer goze-

GOLD MEDAL TIE: Buttons: judges wer partikewly impresst wiv the bum seats an dubble decker, an Alexander Mackensie Bear, for perfik synchronissity.

SILVER MEDAL TIE: Asta, for multi-dimenshunal pozishunung, and Sally Ann an Andy: for the sheer look of consentrayshun on Angel Mack's face.

BRONZE MEDAL TIE: Beanie- judges luvd the conga pozishun partikely, and Jerry & Ben for the Pyramid.


As for my teams, we dident think it was rite to giv owselves a medal, so we ar just goin to eet loads ov choklit peanuts insted!!!!!

Pleez mayke shor I hav yor address for yor prize an sertifficayte. Email me at skutter8 "at" hotmail "dot" com.

Thanks to evrywun for tayking part!!!!!

TTFN!!!!!!!!!

Bob T Bear (esq)


Tuesday, September 02, 2008

The Colchester "Bear Shop" (that's Adopshun Senter, reelly. )

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: yes, me an Mummy went. We wer thare ages. Her bak hert so she yewzd the trolley like a walkin-frayme. In the end I sed, "Jump on!" an she did, an I pusht her rownd. It waz hard werk, eevn tho I'm a strong Bear. I got kwite pufft owt but I did get to steer us to the Choklit Biskit isle an load up sum Hobnobs for me an the uther Bears. (Can yu beleev Daddy thinks I got them for him? Pah!)
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: now look, they're just not playin fair rownd heer. They ar FAR mor serprized than they ar admittin. Sam ownly gayve me a 4 yesterday, but that dident explayne wy he fell off the taybol. I sed he waz HEWGELY serprized, that's wy! But he sed he wassent at all, he'd just spotted sumthing intrestin on the flor. /10
  • Day Score: 7.32974/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

On Friday we went into town to say goodbye to sum old frends. It waz a sad day: the main Colchester Bear Adopshun Senter waz clozin down.

I always luvd to pop in an say hullo to the Bears (an a few Not-A-Bears) wenever I waz in town.

Lots ov Bears hung owt thare. Sum wer kwite posh. Sum wer awl dresst up an sum wer naykid. (Wa-hey!)

They wer awl a bit worreed abowt moovin on to their new adopshun senter, in Norwich. Theez wuns wer so ankshuss they cuddent consentrayte on their Synchronized Sitting:

I stopt to comfert this littol Gerl-Bear. Eevn tho she waz very, very pink, she waz kwite sweet:

Then I had to say my goodbyes to the nice laydeez hoo werkt thare:We did mannidge to finerly get Daddy Windowsill-Bear sum glarssis ov his own befor they clozed:He hassent kwite desydid yet wether to ware them wiv the arms tukt behind, under, or on his ears.

We went to Granny's at the weekend. I'll tell yu abowt that tomorro!

Bye fer now!

Monday, August 25, 2008

Holiday Bears!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 8, but I rekkon Sam cheetid /10
  • Day Score: 7.13698/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Today I thort I wud tell yu abowt sum ov the grayte Bears I met on my travols larst week.

The ferst wuns wer in a Craft Senter in a villidge calld Longnor. They wer an odd mix. Mummy calld them Ekletik. But I dident see eny wires.

Heer they ar: (clik for a bigger look- wun ov them is a monk, an eevn had a bald patch!!)

This wun waz a hiker. He offerd to lend me his map but I told him we wud probly stik to the car, cos ov the clowds owt thare...

Then I met this chap. He waz in charge ov the fudge! Wat a grayte job! Hehehe! I bort sum from him. It waz ginger flayvor, an had lumps ov ginger in it. It waz yum!In a playce calld Ashbourne, we fownd this Bear Adopshun Senter (it also has a website, heer!):

(note to Phytheas: look! See that Bear far-rite? I think he is smaller than yu!)

Inside, theez Bears wer praktissin their Synchronized Sittin on sum stairs. I sat wiv them for the foto an a chat. They wer sorry to hav mist the Olympik event, but keen to get in trainin:

Mummy arskt the laydy if thare were eny clothes my size. She showd us to a shelf whare thare wer sum jumpers. It waz a bit embarrissin cos sum ov the wuns she showd me wer green an pink, an wun had a hart an eevn a flower on it. Pah! She dident kno hoo I waz! I sed to her, I'm a boy Bear! She jus smiled an sed I waz cewt. But I do ferroshus, an I think Mummy shud hav poyntid this owt.

Enyway, I venchully got this wite Aran jumper. It's kwite nice, all soft an snug.

Wotcha fink?

Arfter I tryd it on I wontid to keep it on, so Mummy had to tayke me to the cownter an pay for it thare. She told her, "He wud like to keep it on." an the laydy sed that waz OK, an that it soootid me.

Bak at the hotel, I fownd that the uther Bears had sortid owt sum Scooby Snaks!!!- So I had to chaynge bak into my hoody cos Mummy sed I shuddent get crums on my new jumper. (Naaaaag, naaaaaaag, naaaaaaag!)Nex time, I'll show yu sum views ov hills, rain, sheep, hills, sheep, rain, hills, hills, sheep an hills. Oh, an rain.

Hehehee!

Bye fer now!

Sunday, August 17, 2008

Synchronized Sitting - The Results!

Mr Grunter sez that it waz a close thing, an very differcult to judge. My teem desydid to drop owt compleetly, to help him, coz he waz worreed that LBBBJ wud jump up an down on his hed in the nite if we dident win. So we helpt wiv the runner-up judgin insted.

OK! HEER GOZE!!!!!

GOLD- to BECKY for bak-to-bak synchronizayshun, a very advarnst form ov the sport.

SILVER- to TB SUPERSTAR for perfekt synchronizayshun in sittin pozishun- crosst legs, an arms all pozishund alike too. Eevn the Not-a-Bears. Grayte stuff!

BRONZE- to LYNDA (GRANNY K). Lots ov competishun for this therd playce, but the Synchronized Sittin on a bannister fynerly clincht it!

FIRST RUNNER-UP CERTIFICATE TO STANLEY AN STELLA for perfekt simmettry in a pair.


SPESHOL CERTIFICATES OV MERIT AWARDID TO:

A.BANANNA- for Synchronized Multi-Speesheez Giggling
BEAR NAKED - for Number of Bears in an Antique At One Time
BLUE- for culler co-ordinayshun
BUMBLEVEE - for Best Hats Worn in a Synchronized Sitting Competishun
BUMPKIN BEARS- for Most Scholarly Lookin Bears in a Synchronized Sitting Competishun
CASH AN RUE- for Brotherly an Sisterly Harmony While Sitting
FARMYARD CRAFTS- for Emitting a Peaceful Aura During a Synchronized Sitting Competishun
I BEATI - for Largest Cat Ever To Tayke Part in a Synchronized Sitting Competishun
JULIE- for Bravest Pyramid Formayshun Attempt in a Synchronized Sitting Competishun
MOLLY & TAFFY- for Biggest Team To Tayke Part in a Synchronized Sitting Competishun
PHYTHEAS- for Smallest Bear To Tayke Part in a Synchronized Sitting Competishun
an I had to giv a choklit biskit to LBBBJ to shut him up an stop him hittin me.


THANK YOU ALL for taykin part! It's bin grayte fun an very hard to judge! I hope yu ar not to dissapoytid if yu dident get a medal-playce.

Make shor I hav yor address (email Mummy!) as soon as possibol so I can send yu yor prize or yor Merit Certificate. I'm away from tomorro till Friday but I'll tayke them wiv me an post them from Derbyshire.

Roomer haz it that the hotel haz free internet aksess so I'll be abol to pop in heer, too!!!!!

THANKS, evrybody!!!!!!!!!! WA-HEYYY!!!!!!!!!!


Bye fer now!

Friday, August 15, 2008

OK, I'll tell yu!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: no time for this!/10
  • Day Score:7 ish /10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Wow!

Sum reelly good entrys for the Olympik Synchronized Sitting Event comin in allreddy! Thank yu for taykin part! The dedline is midday UK time Saturday. In the arftanoon I'll put up all the entrys, an on Sunday I'll annownce the winner.

I've had emayles arskin to kno wat the prize is, an eevn wun that sed that serten peeps wer goin on Synchronizayshun strike till they knew wat it waz! I serspekt that must hav bin wun ov the yunger competitors. Or greener. Hah!

OK, heer's the prize. It's 3 things:

Ferst, we hav a brand new Paddington Bear pencil cayse. If yu don't keep pensils, theez ar also good for puttin yor toothbrush in wen yu go to yor Granny's. Heer- I've mezurd mine nex to it to mayke shor!

Next, I hav wun ov the cards Mummy's bin maykin lately. (It's a bit sissy, if yu arsk me, but never mind! I think Dilly helpt her wiv this wun!) An then we also hav this fine Teddy Bear, wich Mummy needol-feltid this week. It's her ferst Bear, an I must say, it issent too bad. It issent a Real Bear, ov corse, just a Teddy. An it issent reelly a toy, cos ov how it's mayde. So wat is it? I'll tell yu. It's a Synchronized Sitting Trayning Aide. If yu want to praktiss yor Synchronized Sitting, but find yorself alone, jus get him down off the shelf an sit him beside yu. An thare yu ar! Instant teem-member. Corse, yu hav to sit the sayme way as him or it won't werk.

I hope yu ar inspired to get yor Synchronissity goin! Good luk!

*********

I jus left this poem as a comment over on David McMahon's site:

A Bear was on holiday from Crewe,
When suddenly he needed the loo.
He wriggled along,
Saw a billabong,
Ran over and did a great poo.

HAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!!

Bye fer now!


Thursday, August 14, 2008

Synchronized Sitting update

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: too bizzy praktissin synchronized sittin /10
  • Day Score:7.68136/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Good to hear so menny ov yu ar plannin to join in the Synchronized Sittin Event tomorro! I'm goin to extend the dedline to midday Saturday UK time, so that peeps in the USA get the whole ov Friday to joine in. They ar abowt 8 hours behind us in sum parts, wich is a bit like Time Travol but wiv better weather.

Eny speesheez can tayke part- or mix ov speesheez if yu liv in a very liberal cownty. Ms Creek wud like to yewz her salt an pepper pots. Ahem. Ms Creek, this wud be good for praktiss but I'm not shor how they wud do in the final: can they sit?

As for the prize, well I'm keepin that seekrit but it will mayke yu smile!

*** *** ***

Thare's a porze in the gales an raine at the mo so Mummy an me ar goin to walk up to Tesco's. We need to get sum snaks for our trip to Buxton next week. Mummy is low-carbin cas she sez it helps her jeens get bigger. I think it's so unfair that this meens I carnt eet cayke iver, tho. Thare's nowt rong wiv the size ov MY butt. An if thare ever is, I just stand on me hed an reshuffol me beads till me arms get thikker. I wonder if she haz tryd that?

So, off to sneek sum biskits in the trolley. Arfter all, Daddy will need sum wen he gets home from Ireland tomorro nite!

Bye fer now!


Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Littol Update, an a prize to win!!!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 1010
  • Day Score: 7.43296/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Daddy rang from Ireland an sed that they ar all goin to a Circus tonite cos it's wun ov my cuzzins' berfday! I think it is the wun that goze by the nayme ov Owen an the letters Eoghan.

WAYTE A MINIT!!! HE waz involvd in my kidnap the uther yeer!!! A Bear never forgets, yu kno. Sum peepol think that's elefants, but it issent. It's Bears. Not that a kidnap is sumthing yu'd ferget eevn if yu wer a Not-A-Bear.

Mummy has bin doin Olympik Washin, to cleer the baklog from wen we dident hav a washin masheen. She haz dun loades. NOW she is doin jackets. Next, bedsheets. Then that's it. Sheez lookin arownd for uther stuff. I'm goin to hav to be on gard cayse she haz eny ideas in the Bear direkshun. Shorly she wuddent???

Sheez also bin doin carfty stuff. She haz all her carfty bits all over the flor an I'm goin to sneek a foto ov it to show Daddy cos she moanes at Daddy wen he leevs stuff on the flor like that. Yu see? Soon as Daddy's gon sheez just as bad!

An Olympik Challenge for yu!!!

We Bears hav been praktissin our Olympik Synchronized Sitting. The event proper will be Friday arfternoon. If yu want to joyne in, jus put a foto ov sum synchronized sitting on yor blog an tell me wen it's thare. I'll put them all on heer on Friday. If yu don't hav a blog, email me a foto insted! For mor on this grayte sport, reed heer, wich inkloods sum grayte tips an heer, wich inkloods sum exampols.

I'll send a prize owt to the best entry!!!

Bye fer now!


*** *** update *** ***

Dedline for entrys is now Saturday midday UK time, to giv mor time to the US entrys!

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Nice to hav frends!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: yes, a kwik trip for mor washin detergent, cos ov the amownt ov washin bak-log thare is!
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5/10
  • Day Score: 7/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Look wat arrivd Saterday mornin!

I took it to Granny's wiv me, cos wenever I tell her that I get my own mail, she larfs. Well, I showd her this, an she STILL larft!! Granny's can be a bit confewsin!

It had Winnie The Pooh stikkers on it, all over the frunt an bak!!!Look!

It's my pawtrayte from Chewy!!! She sent it to me!! WOWWWEEE!

Howzis for a likeness?HEHEHE! PANTS!

Oh look, a letter, too! An wiv harts on, teehee!

Awww Chewy sent me my own foto ov her!(heheee...heee.... I like gettin stuff from pritty laydezz....!)

An she did a Celtic Hart speshly for me, too:Awwwww thanks, Chewy!

I'm gonna get it all framed!

Chewy incloodid sum sampols ov payper for Mummy, too, for her to do crarfty stuff wiv. She waz reelly pleezd wiv that- kept her kwyert for a wee wile, that did! Hehe! I'm lukky to hav nice frends, all rownd the werld!

Arfter I'd opend it all, Granny opened up sum Bear Biscuits for us all!! Theez wer yum! The tummys an toes wer vanilla fondant stuff. Slurp!

***

Unkol Roy arrivd on Sunday. He had been teechin in West Sussex. His job endid so he is stayin at Granny's now till he gets anuther wun. Daddy took a foto ov him wiv Mummy an Granny, in the garden:That's Scooter's bak legs thare, behind Mummy! Peepol hav arskt me abowt the cats so heer's a better pikcher ov him-Heer is the uther wun, Mrs Fluffy. )They ar reelly Mummy's cats but they liv wiv Granny. It waz goin to be temporary but then Granny luvd them an dident want to giv them bak! Never mind! Granny haz a luvly big garden for them, an Mummy gets them their food an vet stuff. Enyway, heer is Mrs Fluffy:)An this is whare they both wantid to sit wile Daddy an Granny wer eetin sum salmon:-Granny arkst Mummy to moov them but insted she took a pikcher! Hehe!

Hehehe!

***

Daddy flew off to Ireland larst nite so it's kwyert rownd heer. Me an the uther Bears ar going to yews the time to werk on our Olympik Synkronized Sitting Rooteen.

Bye fer now!


Friday, October 19, 2007

Mooooose!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: yes, the littol wun rownd the corner- we ran owt ov sultarnas. Mummy feeds them to the starlins. Wen we run owt, they all sit on the roof like in that Hitchcok film. Best not risk it.
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: um, fergot abowt this /10
  • Day Score: 9/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

We hav a frend in Merryka calld Beth. She livs in a playse calld Millinocket, wich I think is wun ov the funnyest playse naymes ever. I think it's Soux for "oo er missus, I've mislayd me pants".

ENYWAY. Beth sent us sum foto's ov this moose, hoo desydid to hav a bayby on sumwun's frunt lorn-


Heer they ar playin "Moose! Not-a-moose!", a variayshun on the game "Bear! Not-a-bear!":
An heer they ar, engaygin in that grayte tradishonal Bear sport, Syncronized Sitting:
As yu can see, they wud get hi marks fer Placing, but Junior needs to werk a bit mor on Form.

Issent this grayte? MY Mummy gets all exsytid if she finds hedgehog poo on the garden. Imagin wat sheed do if she lookt owt wun day an fownd theez! HEHEHEHEEE!

(Wat wud yu call him? I think he looks like a Ralf. Ralf The Moose. Hehehe. Wiv ears like that, they mite invite them to stay ther, so they can pik up saterlite TV.


Bye fer now!!!