Wa-heyyy!!!!!!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: nope
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: Yes, kwik vizit ownly, but I did get a ride in the trolley. A small boy neer the bred waz carryin a Bear. He had the sayme sort ov ferrr as me, wich meens he is very well huggd. I did a hi-5 wiv him as we went parst.
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 HA! Got Daddy TWICE!! /10
• Day Score: 8.13692/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Sorry for the delay in bloggin! Muumy's been gettin crarfty. I don't meen sheez upta sumthing. Tho she yewzerly is. No. I meen sheez doin arty crarfty stuff. Sheez bin maykin felt an drorin an maykin stuff an gettin gloo an cardbord an gerly bits ov ribbon evrywhare.

A wile ago, Granny lent us sum old fotoes from wen she waz littol. They ar very very old, from bak wen evrything waz blak-an-wite, befor culler waz inventid. Well, larst nite Mummy waz maykin an album to put them all in, for a serprize for Granny. She werkt on the flor an look at the mess she mayde!

Daddy sed, "Don't worry; it's creaytiv mess!!!"

Can yu see Sam in this pikcher? He gets into evrything. Note also the cup ov tea (gon cold) an discardid soks.

Don't worry, she did cleer it all up.

Enyway. It's not all bad! Mrs Nesbitt herd abowt Mummy's carftiness an sent her a big parsol full ov blank cards so she can mayke cards for peepol- AND AND AND!!!!! SHE PUT A LITTOL PARSOL INSIDE FOR ME!!!! WA-HEYYY!

Evryeun waz intrestid to see wat it waz!

Next to my nayme it sed "forever frends".

See? I told yu Sam got into evrything! Heez well curious, he is.

It's sumthing woolly!

Sam sed, "Iz it a prayer shorll???"

No, Sam! It's a SCARF! Look, see?! Wa-hheyyy!!

THANKS, MRS NESBITT!!!

Yu can never hav too menny scarfs. Yu shuddent just hav wun. I had jus wun wunce, an I put it on the bannista, an it disappeerd! It's known rownd heer as the grayte Scarf-Went-Missing-From-Der-Bannista-Mystery.

Mummy yewzd wun ov the blank cards Mrs Nesbitt sent to mayke her a card. Heer it is. I helpt her mayke the "kite" owt ov wool. She needle-feltid it. I dident mind helpin cos it's not pink. But I'm goin to do my own thank-yu card layter!

WA-heyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crarfty Challenge

Wen did yu larst mayke sumthin carfty? It's grayte fun. If yu havent dun sumthing for a long time, dror sumthing today! Heer's a list of ideas to dror. If enuff peepol do them an put them on their blogs I'll do a gallery post ov them!!!

• Do a flor plan ov a room in yor howse such as a trezer hunter wud yews. Wat duzz "X" mark the spot to? Maybe it's yor seekrit cookie stash....
  
• Dror yor pet if yu hav wun, or wun that yu wud like.
• Do a berd or a butterfly but mayke up all the cullers an patterns.
• Mayke up a new animol an nayme it.
• Do a pikcher ov wat yu see owt ov yor windo. Do a windo yu don't look owt ov much.
  
• Do a self-pawtrayte.
• Dror yor fayvrit food.

Good luk!!!!!!!!!!! Let me kno wen yu do sumthing!!!

Bye fer now!

Pressies, an der Grayte Scarf-Went-Missing-From-Der-Bannista-Mystery

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

I hav receeved emayles from two French Laydeez. Wa-haaaayyyyyyy!!!!!!! Dis iz shor to mayk Henri jeloss.

Dey are from Mousie an Sisabeille, who live in a smoll village called Plumpiemousie.

friendly Snowy-Bear wiv new scarf fer me!>>>

Well, Mousie says she got a young bear friend to make me a scarf, if I would like it. Hmmm........can I still hav it if I tell yu dat I did get a scarf in der end?

I wrote to Farver Crismos, yu see, an his missus mayde me wun. Dit was bloo wiv blak tassols, cos dats der colours ov my favrit football teem. Enyway wun day I caym bak from Tescos and hung it on der bannista. Der next time I went to put it on DIT HAD DISAPPEERED!!!!!. Dit is known in our house as Der Grayte Scarf-Went-Missing-From-Der-Bannista-Mystery.

As yu may imagin, dit woz verry stressful an I sat fer long owers on der hall carpet wiv wun foot behind my ear becoz ov it. In der end mummy sed, "dere dere Bob I'll mayk yu a new wun." (She duz patronize me a tad at times but I humor her.) So she did. An do yu no, dit woz EGSAKTLY DER SAME BLOO MATEERIAL??? But wiv bloo tassols, not blak. Dit woz neerly as good as der wun from Mrs Crismos.

So yu see, I do hav a scarf now an I keep it well cleer ov der bannista. Re. der Grayte Scarf-Went-Missing-From-Der-Bannista-Mystery, mummy sez dat sumwun probly pikt it up wiv dere coat an den droppt it. In wich cayse I rekon it woz daddy. Heez good at dropping things. He droppt me in der road wunce in I-Er-Land. Den a car run me over and burst my bum. Mummy had to operate and do a bead transpant. But dits OK now. An I'm not bitter. I jus lyke to remind him abowt it from time to time. Lyke der larst time he wozzent goin to buy me eny choklit peenuts coz "dere are sum in der dror allreddy". Well wot good iz dat wen yur in a shop, nowhere neer der dror?

But I digress. Yu hav made a very fine scarf in a partikulully nice shayde ov brown. In fact I know a whole bear family dat colour, who I shall be introdewsing in der coming weeks. So deer Mousie, yes pleeze! I wud very much lyke der scarf. Thank yu VERY much fer caring, and for caring espeshally fer my nek.

Mousie's friend Sisabeille sez she has mayd me a nyce jar ov hunny. WOW. I wud love to com rownd an eet it, yes pleeze, but can I hav a spoon? Iyve seen pikchers of Pooh eeting it wiv a paw but dat looks like it cood result in a march to der barth and I don't lyke dat.