Daddy's tern
Yesterday's scores:
- Gills: no
- Simpsons: yes
- Tesco: no
- Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 HA!/10
- Day Score: 7.35419872656000001/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!
Well well well. I just had a messidge from Blogger sayin that I can now hav my blog translaytid into Hebrew, Arabic an Persian. Any taykers?
On the tummy-bug frunt, we hav mayde progress. Ov a sort. That is, Daddy has now got it. On the plus side this meens his pooes hav progresst at a farst rayte ov knots to number 6 on the chart, so I waz finally abol to find owt wat waz ment by "fluffy edges". Or, I waz abol to enkwire abowt it. I don't meen "find owt" litrolly, as in hav a look. Good Lord no. Well, not unless it waz in a Tupperware contayner that had a dam good seel on it. I meen, it is intrestin.
Enyway. I can report that "fluffy" is in fakt a jolly good discripshun, an also that it duz NOT tickol on the way owt.
Daddy is up to 5 on the kwantity scayle ov things today, an that's dispite the Imodium capsules. I did arsk if he cood lay off those, in the intrest ov reeserch, but he sed that he waz fine wiv singol figures an thankt me very much.
Mummy, on the other paw, is feelin a lot better but still tyerd. But we all did a layte nite shoppin trip to perk her up (a good swing in the trolley, speshly throo the pant aisle, always werks for me!)
-Yu remember Daddy is a teecher? Well this term he is teechin 7 yeer olds, an tomorro he is teechin them how to mayke choklit fridge cayke. So we had to go an buy LODES ov yummy BROWN choklit, wich he will hav to mayke all MELTY an MOLTEN an RUNNY in frunt ov the clarss, an then mix it wiv RAISINS so that it is a brown goo full ov lumpy bits an biskits an stuff, an soft, gooey butter. Imagin havin to do that wen yor tummy is rumblin an yor bottom is tryin to skweez in a berp. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!
(If he brings sum home, I'm not shor I shall eet eny.....)
Bye fer now!
