Um, anuther updayte, this time on yesterday. If yu see wat I meen. (I'm good at titles, me.)

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: no
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10/10
• Day Score: 7.496/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Well the carrot cayke in thare shor lookt yum (it's enoruss an compleetly cuverd wiv toppin- I meen, the toppin issent just on the top, it's siding, too!) but we dident get eny. They wer all bizzy in thare an too bizzy to talk abowt cards an stuff an the laydy hoo Mummy gayve them to the uther week wassent thare. SO no carrot cayke an no cards!!! Mummy is gettin annoyd!!

Then we went to the hopsikol an she had her Xray. She had to strip rite down to her PANTS an put a silly gown on over the top. Hehehe. I waz in her bag so I waz in the kewbikol wiv her so I sor them. I SOR THEM! Hahaha. They wer blak sloggies. A number wun pant, that. ....Enyway. They sed a doc will look at the xrays an then rite to her doc. It will tayke at leest a week. Mummy waz annoyd AGEN cos she wantid to tolk to sumwun abowt her bak TODAY.

She waz annoyd an dispoyntid. So we went to the crarft shop an bort sum stuff. Oh! An we bort sum choklit too. An sumthing to send to TB Superstar's mum. Hehehe! Buyin presents maykes me tingol. But buyin choklit maykes me eevn mor tingly. Wa-hey!!!

It's Mummy's blog's 2nd blogoversary today. See- she hassent bin bloggin as long as me. I tort her all she knoze :@) but she issent feelin too good an so I don't think sheel be bloggin bowt it. She sez her hed needs to rest as it is foggy inside. This happens sumtimes. It's part ov wat maykes her speshol, I think. So Daddy is maykin her a cup ov tea an me an the Bears ar ministerin hed hugs.

Bye fer now!

Pant frolicks an updates an stuff :@)

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: yup, we playd Bradford (full nayme: Bradford Sh*tty. Mummy mayde me put that start thing in there, but yu all kno wat I meen.) We drew 2 goals all.Wich must meen that THEIR fans wer warin an eekwoll number ov lukky pants as our fans.
  
• Simpsons: no
• Tesco: yup, an I had a good ride in the trolley :@}
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9/10
• Day Score: 7.462981/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Well! I hope yu all enjoyd the ferst Internashnal Pant Frolick Day on Friday! I was so frolickt owt, I cuddent get to me blog! Wa-heyyy!!!!

Enyway, I must tell yu sumthing that happend the uther day....

All the uther Bears wer sittin alongside the laptop wile Daddy waz typin on it, updaytin artikols on obskure South American football players on Wikipeedia, an ENYWAY, he waz all happy cos he thort that them sittin thare ment that (a) they wer all intrestid in wat he waz doin, wich waz a ferst, or (b) that he waz suddenly very popular eevn tho he dident hav eny choklit on him.

Well! It took a wile for the trooth to com owt, but in the end I susst it, from the way they kept ternin abowt an reshufflin their pozishuns: they had fownd the fan owtlet an wer warmin up their bottoms!!!!!

WA-HEYYY!!!!!!!!!!! Cheeky Bears!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA!

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The car is still in the garridge bein fixt. We THORT it wud be reddy yestaday so Daddy took the Bob-car bak to the hire playce.

THEN, the garridge rang an sed that the car had been ok.... they thort.... but then they put it all bak together agen an it dident werk. D'OH!!!!!

So Daddy had to run bak an get the hire car agen. He got very angry cos they sed he cuddent jus add on extra days to the origgenol contrakt- he had to start a new hire contrakt, eevn tho they had ownly had the car reternd for 20 minits or so.

This cost mor pennys (wich meens fewer choklit peanuts) an he sed, thare is no sutch thing as customer serviss in this country. An I think I tend to agree as we dident eevn get the Bob-car bak. Pah.

The hire car we hav now is grey. This makes goin owt wiv Dilly hard werk. (Harder than yewzual.) Dilly haz this rool that if yu see a green car yu will see a grey car behind it. Well! So now she sez that cos we ar on a gray car, we shud follo a green car if we see wun.

As we liv very neer the main roades to London, Harwich an Ipswich, this meens it can tayke a long long time to get enywhare close if we hav to follo sumwun wharever we go. But the alternativ is Dilly doin a nagggg, naggggg, naggggg...... I think she gets that off Mummy.

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Speekin of Mummy, she put 15 ov the cards she mayde into the Art Cafe over a week ago. They wer goin to look at them an let her kno if they will sell them. But they havent com bak to her eevn tho she haz emayled them. She is gettin worreed that they hav lost them! Oh no!!!

She haz to go into town tomorro to the hopsikol- she is gettin her bak X-rayd at larst!!!! So she sed, sheel nip into the shop an arsk them strayte. I mite go wiv her. I've seen enormuss carrot cayke in thare. I hope it's for eetin an not just an exibit.

Bye fer now!

Hurrayyyyy!!!!!!!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: yessserrreeee! We wun!
• Simpsons: no
• Tesco: no
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10!!!!/10
• Day Score: 8.32961/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Hurrayyyyyyyy! Rememberin to arsk yu all to ware yer bloo pants on match days werkt- we wun!!!!!!! We playd Port Vale (full nayme: "Not even the nayme ov a reel playce so we mayde wun up that neerly rimes wiv Orfull Smell") an we wun 1 goal to nil. We dident eevn hav to werk hard cos they kikt wun into their own goal. That's how dum they wer. But HURRAYY! We had sellybraytory banarrnanas all rownd!

:@D :@D :@D :@D :@D

Mummy's bak is gradewly gettin better. She has been gettin mor an mor uprite eech day. In fakt, watchin her this parst week haz been like watchin that poster of The Evolooshun Ov Man playin owt befor my eyes- exsept that she dident at eny poynt look like a Manchester Utd player.

:@D :@D :@D :@D :@D

HOGWATCH:

Good news re the hedgehogs! Remember that speshol howse we bort them? Well, wun has DEFNITLY moovd in!!!! Heer's wun, eetin sum corned beef-

Soo.... how do we kno for shor that wun of them haz moovd into the Hog Howse??? Eeezy! HEDGEHOG POO JUST INSIDE ITS DOR!!!!! Haaaaaaaaaa hahahahaaaa! Thro my arms up at him! Heez fownd it an heez claymed it!

:@D :@D :@D :@D :@D

I'm lookin for anuther candydate for my "If They Weren't Human" seereez at the moment, so watch this spayce. I THORT I had wun- John McCain. But I cuddent find a photo ov a badly stuffed camel to go wiv him. Hey ho. I'll hav to think ov sumwun else!

Bye fer now!

Long leggid Bears, rencht baks, an extra pooey bottoms.

Weekend's scores:

• Gills: poo! We played Aldershot (Full nayme - Mummy won't let me rite it cos it's a bit like SHOT but not. But yu get wat I meen. Ha!) an they wer cheets!! We had to play wiv just 10 men an they got wun mor goal than us just to rub it in.
• Simpsons: no
• Tesco: yes
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9/10
• Overall Score: 6.39621/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Mummy has reelly rencht her bak an hassent been abol to walk proply since Friday. She haz got hold ov sum metal rods we yewz to open windows that ar hi up an owt ov reech, an she iz yewzin theez az walkin stiks. She carnt walk uprite so it's reelly eezy to get a lift- yu just jump on bord as she goze parst, an hold on to the bak ov her T-Shert.

The doctor tonite gayve her sum pills. Sum ov them ar painkillin types an the uther ar relax-yer-mussols-an-nok-yu-owt types. I'm a tad worreed abowt thiz larst type, az she haz allreddy been pooin alot today, followin eetin Daddy's chilli-hot Bombay Mix larst nite. The larst combinayshun ov things yu want is: unaybol to walk + allreddy pooey bottom + mussol relaxin drugs. I'm goin to be keepin well cleer for the nex few hours, I can tell yu.

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I've suddenly realized wy my footboll teem, Gillingham, havent been too brillyant this seezon. I've been fergettin to alert yu all to ware yor lukky bloo pants on match days!!!!!!!! So let's start agen strayte away now! They ar playin this comin Saterday- so get yor bloo pants reddy! Uther bloo clothes will help; T-shirts, speshly, an scarfs, tho it ite not be cold enuff for scarfs yet. But bloo pants ar the most pantayshus an therefor the most powerful. I kno I can rely on yu all!

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I'm off to watch University Challenge now. Wun ov the teems, Edinburgh, haz a Bear! So he is shor to win.

Grayum is gettin so exsytid. He allways duzz. This is him watchin it the uther week, wen Bath had a Bear on teem. I find it a bit differcult to beleev a Bear wud want to be assoshyaytid wiv a BATH but Mummy sez it's a nayme ov an old playse whare Roman types yewst to hav baths. Sownds a bit far fetcht to me. Enyway. I think this Bear haz extra long runnin-legs to cope wiv the danger ov baths in the visinity. Throw my arms up at him!

Bye fer now!!!!

ps: the Bear's teem wun tonite!!!!