Blogoversary

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: yes
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: no, we wer all too bizzy playin hide-an-seek-the-Bear insted. Dilly kept on an on an on an on, she wantid to join in. Tsk! So we let her. See? I'm a perfikly reesonabol Bear. Yes. We told her to go an hide an weed find her. Then we went off an playd sumthing else. She waz hidden neerly 5 hours. (She sez 2) an waz perfikly happy coz she thinks she wun.
  
• Day Score: 7.83621/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

I've just realized that I mist my own blogoversary! D'oh! This blog was 2 yeers old on 28th September!!! WOW! Can yu beleev that?!!!!

Here is a link to my very first post!!!

Ahh.. how sweet.

Never mind. In loo ov sellybrayshuns on the akchewal date, I am declarin tomorro Intonashonal Pant Frolik Day. So! Wen yu go to get drest tomorro, I don't want yu to jus put yor pants on. Oh no. I want yu to reelly shuffol up yor pant dror, mix em all up, thro a few up in the air an go "Wa-Heyyy!!!". The ferst pair to fall owtside ov the dror wins, an thoze ar the wuns yu hav to ware for the rest ov the day. Eevn if they ar stringy nearly-pants. Yu kno, the type wiv a just thin strip at the bak that goze up yer bum.

I garantee yu, it will set yu up for the day. An wen yu get to werk, an yor boss is annoyin, or wen yu go to a shop an they ar rood to yu, yu can jus think to yorself, "Hey! This person mite me a seekrit lurker on Bob's blog, an they mite hav dun a Pant Frolik this mornin too!" an it will mayke yu smile.

If yu do chooz to smile AT them, tho, best not to wink at the sayme time.

Defnitly don't smile, wink AN menshun a Pant Frolik.

Or if yu do, an they start taykin littol side steps towards a button markt 'panic', get owt ov thare fast. I don't understand it meself, but sum peepol jus hav no sense ov hewmer.

Bye fer now!

Aha! Another mistry solved....

Weekend's scores:

• Gills: yes: we played Hundersfield (full nayme: Hudders-field-ov-horse-poo) an we beet them 1 - 0 in the sekund to larst minit!!!! Three cheers fer Mummy's new bloo lukky pants!
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: yes (do yu kno, she tryd to sneak off wivowt me? Scandaluss...)
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10/10
• Overall Score: 8.609786259841654 (ish) /10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Well, m'dears. I've been doin a bit mor mewsin, an now that I've got me own keebord to darnse across, I can let yu in on wat I've diskuverd.

It's like this, yu see....

Daddy is teechin the 7 yr olds all abowt Egypshuns at the moment, so weev had lots ov books arownd the howse wiv goldy marsks an pointy bildings on the frunt covers. LOTSA them.

Dilly got kwite tayken by the stuff abowt the Nile Crocodiles, but I cuddent find enything abowt Bears. Cats, lots of cats. An a few jackals. Even a hippo or three. But no Bears. So my attenshun wonderd to the TV an Lo! Hoo shud be on but Stephen Fry in his quiz, QI.

Well! Blow my beads an call me Vincent! Yu'll never gess wat they wer talkin abowt! -PANTS!!!

An not jus eny pants, but THONGS!

(No, I don't mean them funny shooes yu clip on a toe, David. I mean nearly-pants, as feecherd on my Pants Identity Wallchart.)

Ahhh... tis a delite to be abol to post it agen! Heer it is, this time wiv the "thong" hi-lited, fer eez ov refrence.

An wat, pray, wer they diskussin, abowt the minnychorist's dreem ov undergarment? WELL! It terns owt that it waz the Egypshuns hoo ferst wor them! Woohooo!!!! Jus wen yu think a subjekt haz dryd up, yu strike gold!

NOW! I rekkon this solvs wun ov the werld's grayte mistrys: naymely, wy on erth did the Egypshuns walk like that?

Study this pikcher.....

The walk seems a tad eksentrik at ferst, till yu bear in mind that they hav a thong up the bottom. NOW the walk is perfikly understandabol!

I am very pleezd to be abol to publish this diskuvry, as sum people try very hard to do the Egypshun Walk. Sum eevn tayke clarssis speshly, jus to try to be abol to do it. Heer's a pic ov wun such clarss I fownd on Googol:

Think ov the time an effort they cud sayve, if they jus put on a thong!

HEHEHEHEHEHE!

Insidently, if yu don't kno the TV program QI, heer is a clip ov it that I fownd on You Tube. It issent the episode I menshund, but a fella calld Sean duzz do a bit ov an Egypshun walk towards the end ov it!

Bye fer now!

PANTS!!! part 2

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: no , not since Tuesday :@( getting withdrawal symptoms
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10/10
• Day Score: 7.8/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

I hav reseeved a message from sum very confewsed Bears in Amerryka. You can read it on the end of this post here. I thort that my post on pants helpt explain sum ov my fascination wiv these little objects of joy, but it seems i have just confewsed sum peepol (and Bears) even mor. Sorry 'bout that.

OK, to make things a little clearer for my Merrykan cuzzins, here is my British PANTS identity chart:

I hope this helps.

I am going away in the morning, to Granny Sheppey's, till Sunday. Study this wallchart till then an see if it helps. If not, let me know. I hav mor to explain on the subject, not least frolicking, making a hammock, etc. But study this chart an yu should know what we're talking about when we get to that level.

Bye fer now!