Advent's comin!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: yes
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10! Daddy's hert his bak an carnt moov very farst now/10
• Day Score: 7.8156549825-ish/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Good Lor! Iz it reelly Monday since I larst postid?! The weekend must hav been eevn mor eggsytin than I ferst thort!

I spekt yu'd like to kno wat's been hapnin rownd heer since.

Well, daddy had a poo an haz hert his bak. I hope the two events wernt relaytid but I wassent present at either so I carnt be shor.

Meenwile, Mummy mist her appoyntment at the dentist cos she fell asleep. She had been up all nite, an waz tryin to do a "keep awake till the next bedtime to stop becuming nokternal" stint, but mayde the mistayke ov sittin by the fire in frunt ov daytime TV. Faytol.

An as fer me, well, me an Dilly went shoppin an got our Advent calendar. Heer it is:

I kno they hav theez in Yorrup (I kno becos this wun waz mayde in Germany hehehe!) but do yu get them in Amerryka or Ostraylia?

They hav 24 windoze. Yu open wun eech day from Deesember the 1st, an it cownts down to the nite wen Santa comes. There's a littler pikcher inside eech windo. The moddern wuns hav choklits inside eech windo insted ov a pikcher. I wantid a Simpsons wun an Dilly wantid a Dr Who wun, but Mummy sed we can ownly hav pikchers an that weel get choklits at Crismoss. Poo!

Me an Dilly tayke it in terns to open a windo. I get all the odd numbers an she gets the eevns. This is coz ov her likin fer the number 2. I explayned this mor wen I waz talkin abowt larst yeer's calendar. Hav a reed ov it heer if yu like!

Mummy's let us put it up on the mantelpeece erly, but we carnt start till Saterday. I'll add a diskripshun ov eech day's pikcher to my daily scores tabol. Ooo I carnt wayte to start the cowntdown!

Bye fer now!

Dentists & Doctors

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: hibernaytin
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: no
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10! /10
• Day Score: 7/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Sorry for the absense yestaday. Been extra bizzy. Mummy haz been to the Dentist AND the hopsikol since I larst blogged.

Ferst, news of the dentist: they have another Bear! Here is the original Dentist Bear, Henry:

As yu can see, Henry hangs from the lite that the Dentist swings rownd an shines down yor throat. I'm not shor wat the littol red bug duzz.

Well, now they hav another Bear, called Cocoa. The Dental Nerse told me he cayme out of an Eester Egg. Onnistly! They must think I was born yestaday! Bears don't come from eggs! Ha! We dident hav the camra wiv us, but we're goin bak in a few weeks so I'll tayke Cocoa's pikcher then.

Today, Mummy went to the hopsikol. She thort her appoyntment was at 12. It was at 3. They dident tell her her mistayke for over an hour. An the ownly magazines they had to reed wer all abowt peepol's bits. And if all that wassent bad enuff, she ownly had Dilly fer company cos me an der other Bears wer havin a lie-in wiv an important pile of pants.

Poor Mummy!

Bye fer now!

More on toothy matters

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: yes. We blinking lost agen. This time to Rotherham. (Full name: RotherScum Town Hillbillies)
• Simpsons: no
• Tesco: yes, bort Daddy sum choklit fer Eeaster- some choklit "Bobtail Bunnies". Hope he gets the pun. Hope I get a bunny.
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5/10
• Day Score: 7.139/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

I've reseeved a new enquiry abowt my teeth. (What the?) This wun is from Beth (mum of Seabass, the cabin boy bear), an she writes:

Just how many teeth do you have Bob? and do bears ever get cavities and have to
go to the dentist? A fellow choklit peanut eater .. Beth, Mum of Seabass

Well yes, Bears do get cavities an stuff if they're not careful. So we do get to go to Bear dentists.

Wild Bears use mobile dentists, hoo come out to the woods to treat them. Here's one having a check up:
But those ov us hoo liv with Not-A-Bears just go along to the familee dentist like everywun else.

Our dentist has his very own resident Dental Bear. I've blogged abowt toothy things befor, so hav a look at these posts-

Read mor abowt how I met the dentist's Bear here.

And this wun includes a photo ov him.

CLick here for advice if yor scared of dentists.

And larst an least, read mor abowt Dilly's nersing habits here. Akchewally, I shuddent really complain abowt Dilly's nersing. The prospect ov her nersing can help get yu owt the howse to the dentist.

Curiously, did yu know that the smallest wild Bear in the world, the Sun Bear, has the biggest teeth of any Bear? ( Read about it here! ) So as I keep reminding Daddy, just becos I'm small, I can still do feroshus. I mean, I'm even smaller than a Sun Bear. So imagine wat MY teeth are like.

Bye fer now!

Sum Advice (5) fear ov dentists

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: no
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 2/10 (got Dilly)
• Day Score: 7.983/10
• Advent Calendar Pikcher: sum people walking along in strange hats

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Margaret left a message about being scared ov her dentist:

I wouldn't be so scared of going to the dentist if he
had a nice bear to work with. Maybe I should suggest it....

Well Margaret, yu could do. Or hav a look around the waiting room. There are often Bears hanging out in the corner among all the jigsaw puzzles an stuff.

Alternatively, take yor own. Yu can carry us in yor bag if yu like, we don't mind. Enyway, wunse there, focus on yor Bear's bravery (all Bears do brave) an act like yor brave too. Arfter a while you'll ferget that yor only acting. An by the time yu remember, it will be all over, an yu can take yor Bear shopping in his (or her) favrit shop. Probly wun that sells pants.
Bye fer now!

Dilly's "nersing"

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: yes, the small one
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score:9.5/10
• Day Score: 7/10
• Advent Calender Pikcher: some Roman bloke waving a stick

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

All the health problems round here of late (colds, toothache, wobbly cats) have put Dilly into nurse mode. I'm sure I've mentioned Dilly's thorts on nursing before. Basically, if she puts her "nersing" hat on, she's a nurse. It works the other way round, too, and the biggest problems facing the modern health service in this country are, apparently, caused by our nurses no longer wearing hats. This means that they are not "proper nerses". (Sigh...)

Back in the summer, wen sum beads leaked from my foot after a good game of footie. Grayum (left) gave me the card. Note Dilly's "nersey hat".

Now Dilly has gon a step ferther in her healthcare hobby and come up with her list of "Two T's Fer Healing". (see last Friday fer a recap on how Dilly counts.) She has nagged me to pass it on, so here it is, guys: Time, Tea, Toblerone and The first Queen greatest hits album:

(see last Friday fer a recap on how Dilly counts. If yor brain can stand it wun mor time.)

Bye fer now!

That Dentist Bear Again

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: yes- we lost 2-1 to Port Vale scum. I mean, Port Vale issent even a place!
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: yes
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10/10
• Day Score: 8.6719/10
• Advent Calender Pikcher: Dove (bit pigeon-looking, if you ask me)

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Regular Bear bloggers will recall a recent outing to the dentist, where I spotted a Dentist Bear. Well fans, yesterday I accompanied Mummy back there, to help her be brave enuff fer a filling. Whilst she was in the toilet (she was nervous) I got chatting to this Bear. His name is Henry The Hiker Bear. He carries a pick-axe in his rucksack (which, if I were the wun needing a filling, I wud find a tad worrying).

I arsked Henry fer a photo fer yu all. Here he is, poised on the overhead lamp, ready to look down at the next unfortunate patient:

Henry, the dentist's Bear, being sneaked-up-on by a strange bug

Bye fer now!

The Dentist

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: yes
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score:9.5/10
• Day Score: 8/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Mummy had to go to the dentist so I went wiv her to help her be brave (cos Bears do brave). This was a new dentist becos the larst wun messed up wun ov her teef. So she was verry nervous. But gess wat????!!!! The dentist has a Bear!

This Bear sits on top ov the light that the dentist yewses to shine in yor mouth. So, as Mummy lay there looking up, the Bear sat up there looking down. This made her smile, and so the dentist cud see in her mouth.

I dident manage to get the Bear's name (he had a bizzy schedule) but weer goin bak on 4th December so I will try to arsk him then. I might even arsk Mummy to get his photo for yu all.

Daddy has an appointment on 11th December wich he is trying to get out ov cos he issent as brave as me. So I told him about the Dentist's Bear wen we got home, to try to reassure him. I don't know if it werked.....

But WOW! I dident know Bears did dentistry! Yu think yu know all there is to know about yer own species an then yu lern sumthing new!

Bye fer now!