That video I menshund....

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No
• Simpsons:yes
• Tesco: yes
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: ???? I tryd to get that Alien but I cuddent find his nose /10
• Overall Score: 7.836/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Thank yu for awl yor messidges!

Mr Scooter did go to the V-E-T on Munday, an he sed that the woond waz doin ok cos Mummy had cleend it well. But still, he gayve Mr Scooter an antybiotick injekshun that shud larst a cuppol ov weeks. This meens Granny duzzent hav to worry bowt givin him pills.

I am havin a nice relaxin time bak at home an hav been doin lots ov pant frolicking.
It haz tayken a wile an a few attempts, but at larst, heer is the video that I cuddent upload larst week! I hope yu can see it now.



If yu carnt see it heer, try on the YouTube site heer.

I hope it is cleer tomorro as I still havent been owt on a bike wiv Mummy; it haz been kwyte frosty. Mummy issent botherd. Sheez been cuttin payper. She got a new paper-cutter an haz been goin arownd tryin it owt. Thare is crarft stuff all over the flor. Just so long as I don't get blaymed for it, that's all I say.

Bye fer now!

Kwik updayte- an duzz enywun want a sister?

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: YES!!!!!!!! we had a pre-seezon frendly gayme neer Stansted, an it waz very frendly becos we won! Wa-hey!
• Simpsons:no, I had to leev harf way throo to go to footie
• Tesco: no
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 got Nessie. Sheed had a barth and still had a towel on her hed but I still got her so thare /10
• Overall Score: 8/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Yu won't beleev wat that sister ov mine is up to. Hav a look on her blog. It's terribol. Bear abewse, I call it. Tsk. Por Sam. Mind yu, he wassent so botherd. He just ate most ov them. Ha!

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Look wat parkt owtside our playce yesterday!!!!A Tesco van!
It's ownly a van, not like my Tesco Truck. But eevn so! Wow! I cuddent see ware he waz delivering to. I rekkon he may hav just popt by to see The Bear. Hehehe!!!

Then, Daddy suddenly realized that Gillingham had a pre-seezon gayme abowt a 45 minit drive from us larst nite, so we had to go kwik smart! Thare waz just time to chaynge into lukky Gillingham pants- cuddent eevn see all ov The Simpsons! An off we went AN WE WON!!! Wa-hey!!!!!!!

We left Mummy behind. She waz maykin things, yu kno, arty crafty stuff. Maykin a mess, mostly, wich me an Daddy arnt allowd to do but she is cos wen she duzz it it's not a mess it's a creativ environment. Anyway, me an Daddy had a beer an a burger wich is sumthing else weer not allowd wen sheez arownd. (Ar all gerls like this?) Today she haz been eetin weevils. They wer in her bag ov nuts. (I suspekt Dilly. Agen. Sheez mad on bugs an keeps tryin to smuggol a bug farm indors). Enyway, how can she moan abowt burgers wen she eets weevils?

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This arfternoon I am goin to re-pot Oakey, my oak tree. He's a yeer old now an his toes ar gettin skwosht an he needs a bigger pot. I'll tayke sum fotoes an show yu.

Bye fer now!

Surprizes, Snaykes an Harry Potter

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no
• Simpsons:no
• Tesco: yes, breefly, arfter weed been to the cinema we rememberd thare waz no milk at home for tea so we popt in an got sum.
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5 from Mummy, but I rekkon it waz a 10 /10
• Overall Score: 7.896/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

WOW! Look at that! I parst 40,000 vizitors! WOW! I had been watchin that laytely an waz goin to mayke an annowncement but I mist the akchewal event! Hehe! It sneekt over the big 40 wen I wassent lookin! Hehe! Thanks, evrybody!!!!

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The uther day a big envelope arrived for Mummy but look wat pikcher waz on the front!Hehe! It waz from Mrs Nesbitt an The Duck.
Mrs N had sent sum arty-crarfty magazeens for Mummy, an The Duck sent sum cards just for me:This wun haz a genyuin duck fether:an I got a present:Dilly mayde off wiv that bow kwikker than Mummy wiv a box ov choklits:Oh! Hehe! It's a box wiv sum shoo polish inside! It's for my boots! That's good! I need to do sum gardnin layter so they will need a polish arfterwoods!

THANK YU Mrs N an the Duck!!!!!!!!!!

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Yestaday we went shoppin in a playse calld Braintree. Mummy went to The Papermill shop an bort lots ov paper an stuff for her craftin. Me an Daddy got bord an went lookin in uther shops like Marks and Spencer's, whare he inspektid the shirts an I browsd thare extensiv underpants sekshun (they ar faymuss for it, yu kno). It waz grayte!

Arfter the shops we went to the cinema an sor the new Harry Potter film! I fownd it intrestin that wun ov the baddys is calld Draco, arfter a dragon. I arskt Dilly wat she thort abowt that an she sed he waz just misunderstood.
I liket the film mostly but I think it had a bit too mutch kissin in it.
Mummy enjoyd it but wantid a wee from harf an hour in an dident go cos she dident want to disturb peepol so she had to hold herself for a long time an got a hedake.

This mornin I fownd Dilly tryin to majik snaykes. She sez she waz hipnotizing them into doin her wishes.Akchewlly they wer jus sum ov Daddy's ties, but arfter sheed been jumpin on them an going worra worra worra I had to rescew her cos she got all nottid up. I ALLWAYS hav to rescue her. ALLWAYS.

Bye fer now!

Beary niiiiice.....

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: yes,mor cow juice
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score:9.5/10
• Day Score: 7.69823/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Did yu hav a good Wenzday? I layd low....

It waz April Fool's Day. Dilly duzzent get the rool abowt not playin triks arfter midday, nor the consept that jokes arnt funny arfter too menny times, nor that jumpin on a Bear's hed for the 13th time issent entirely endeering. So this year I borrowd Daddy's MP3 thingy, toond in to sum Dave Brubeck an put my nut down in the pant dror for sum cool pantayshusness. Niiice...

Meenwile, Mummy haz been beein arty.

I poyntid owt to her reesently that she dident hav eny rubber stamps wiv Bears on, an, oh I don't kno, wuddent it be nice to do a pikcher ov a Bear, wat wiv havin adoptid a Bear, an livin wiv a Bear, an a littol matter ov havin TWO dragon stamps, just a thort, yu kno. An so I waz very pleezd she got this stamp in the mail:

Daddy! Mummy's bin Ebayin agen!

Mummy sed I cud culler wun.

I dident want to yewz Mummy's posh pens, as, if yu get them on yor fur, it taykes 30 minits ov spit to get it owt. Besides, I hav my own Bear-size pens:Heer is my finisht werk. As yu can see, I improovd the desine wiv clors to the toze an a pair ov pants on the flor. A far mor realistic renderin, I feel, an I stuk it on our fridge dor:I mayde the cat orringe for Miss Peach :@}

So far Mummy haz ternd her vershons into a berfday card an a get well card an she sed she mite put them in her shop.

I kwite like this desine. Bowt time I got a Bear stamp, an this wun is kwite good for a Bear ov my standin. An sittin, wich I awlso do.

Bye fer now!

New hat!!! I got a new hat!!!!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: yes, we playd Luton (full nayme: Stinks -So-Much-They-Naymed-It-Arfter-A-Toylet)
  
• Simpsons: yes- wun we haddent seen befor!
  
• Tesco: yes
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: fergot abowt this. Waz dedycaytid to my hat, pritty mutch./10
• Day Score: 8/10 (new hat)

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

I do luv it wen we get parsols!!!This wun waz from Mrs Nesbitt!!!! HURRAYY!!!!! it waz addressd to Mummy, but I hung arownd just in cayse... Mrs Nesbitt likes me, an yewzly puts sumthing in thare fer me!!!

Hmm.... lots ov seeds for the garden..... I waz very pleezd to note that marrygolds wer inkloodid...
Mummy waz pleezd wiv theez teezol wuns, as she sez they will attrakt berds, like goldfinches. I'm not that into berds, but goldfinches ar pritty cool-An... oh!! Heer we go!!! HAHAHAAA!!!Bob size pegs fer Bob size pants!!!!An an an.... oh boy! A pressie!
Wotizit?Ooo! A hat!!!Oh!
Hehehhee!
I had it on inside owt!!!!
This is better!
Now.... wat else?
A littol book that Mrs N mayde for Mummy, abowt gardnin;An sum flowery stik things.
I mite put wun ov thees nex to the marrygolds wen I plarnt them, an rite 'Bob' on the bak:Mummy mayde this card to say thank yu. I rote on the inside, eevn if it waz a bit too pink.
As fer the hat, it's so brill, I kept it on to watch The Simpsons in.This is my hat ov choice now. Yu may remember my uther wun:
Now, I do like the bloo culler ov this wun, but it offen falls off my hed if I hav to run abowt suddenly. The new wun haz a nice under-me-chin type strap, so this won't happen. Huzarr! THANK YU, Mrs Nesbitt!!!!!!