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Showing posts with label rainbows. Show all posts
Showing posts with label rainbows. Show all posts

Saturday, June 16, 2007

Wat's at the end of a rainbow? A Bear!

Yesterday's scores:

  • Gills: restin
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5/10
  • Day Score: 7.5 (lookt like thunder. It dident but it was a nervous day) /10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Weird stuff happend yesterday.

Ferst, a blackberd flew in from the garden, lookt around, pooed on my marigolds and then flew out agen. The marigolds are in a bit of a bad way at the moment. Sumthing is eetin them. Weev tryd spraying them wiv anti-bug stuff but Mummy sed we may be too layte. So I'm hopin that the blackberd poo will kill off the bugs farster than it kills off the marigolds.

It was reelly weird poo. It left a bloo stain on the wall, floor an marigolds. BLOO???? Wat ar theez berds eeting? Weer puttin out seed, currants, appols an oats fer them. Oviously they ar eetin this, then goin up the road fer a Big Mac wiv strorbry shake an a Blooberry McMuffin.

Next, a rainbow came in from the garden.

I climed up fer a closer look. Hav yu ever stood in a rainbow?

I tried it on my nose to see wat the colours wud look like.


It tikkoled a bit, but was kwite fun.

Bye fer now!