Catch up 2- artystuff

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No. We wer ment to play on Saterday but it was calld off cos the pitch had frozen. We did play today, but we lost. Poo! I blame it on Mummy not waring her lukky bloo pants.
  
• Simpsons: No
• Tesco: Yes I went wiv Daddy to get serplies. I've got a cold but it was grayte for morale. We went agen today, cos we had to get medsin from the farmacy for Mummy. She has a bad coff. The dokter sed her chest is terrorbol. I think it's nice to cuddol up to.
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: serspendid due to lots ov snotty noses rownd heer /10
• Overall Score: 7.33569/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

I desydid to do a pawtrayte ov my frend, Sullivan McPig.
Mummy drew it, an I did the cullering-in.
It looks a bit green heer.
I don't noe wy!
I did him peachy an pink.
Hehehe!
Wen the post bear deliverd it to him, Sullivan put a pikcher ov it on his blog heer.

I'm glad it got thare ok. Granny sed I shud hav put it in an envelope, but I sed, it's payntid on a postcard, Granny, so I'll jus send it like that, an she sed no, it wud be safer in an envelope.

(She duzz go on a bit sumtimes. Must be ware Mummy gets it from.)

Then Mummy did a kwik sketch ov me.
I find it hard not to giggle wen Mummy drors me. Mummy sez this duzzent help her cos my showlders go up an down.
This time I was determind not to giggle so I thort abowt the episode ov The Simpsons wen Milhouse kissed Lisa.
This is wy I don't look extreemly joyuss in this piktcher.
In my next 'catch up' I'll sho yu an amayzing present Jerry An Ben sent me. It's so brillyent! Hehe!

Art apreeshyayshun 2!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No
• Simpsons: No, but I did see Family Guy an it was so rood! Hehe! I larft so mutch I neerly burst my beads!
• Tesco: Yes. We bort sum speshol things for Sunday- it's Mummy's berfday next week an we ar having an indor piknik on Sunday to sellybrayte. Wen we got bak from Tesco, I had to hide all the choklit stuff so that Mummy wuddent eet it awl in wun go.
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9. Rats! That Sam is getting well good at this. /10
• Overall Score: 7.6389000001/10

HULLO BEARS AND NOT-A-BEARS!!!

I'm glad yu liket wat I did to that larst paynting. Thank kew for yor messidges ov encurridgement re. my talents as a paynter and art apreeshyaytor.

Heer is a fine pikcher that I took a foto ov in the summer wen I was owt wiv Mummy, Daddy an Granny. We went to a cafe calld 'Le Rouge' wich is French for 'our porshuns ov cayke ar enormuss so we ar wun ov Mummy's most fayvrit playces to eet'.

Inside, the walls ar cuverd wiv lots ov diffrent pikchers. Wen Mummy went off to the loo I followd her, cos I thort, 'I wunder wat pikchers they hav in THARE??' Hehehee...... look!

PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!

I've never been to France, but if this is how they dry theyer undies I may hav to....

Art apreeshyayshun

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No
• Simpsons: No
• Tesco: No: Daddy went wivowt me as I dident want to scare the peepol at Tesco wiv my cunningly convincing ghost costewm.
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 100 /10 got Dilly ten times neer the bed. I was flarged agenst the sheet. Epic!
  
• Overall Score: 7.569/10

HULLO BEARS AND NOT-A-BEARS!!!

I wasent totally shor abowt The Met's offering on theyer art calendar today.
I deesydid closer inspekshun was calld for.
Hmmm...Hmm. I think I hav an idea....
Jhee jhee jhee jhee...Pants! Wa-hey!!!!Then Mummy sed that lady-bump-pants wer probably a good idea too.
I tryd to chaynge the subject but it dident werk, so I drew sum in.Hmm. Not bad if I say so myself. I rekkon I shud go visit The Met in Merryka an show them my vershun. I'm shor they'd see that by adding pants yu add to the valew ov the painting as yu get mor for yor munny!

Wa-hey!!!!

Cars & Cards

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: we playd a match on Tchewsday an Daddy dident tell me we wer playin so I dident get my kit on or get eny lukky bloo pants on my hed or tell Mummy to get her bloos on in time. An oh! Wat a serprize! We lost! POO!!!!
  
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: no- we wer goin to go, then we diskuverd that the car waz ded!
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9/10
• Day Score:7.2222201/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Oh deer! The car haz died! How will I get to Tesco for my rides in the trolley?! We havent told Daddy yet. Heez still at werk.

The car sowndid funny larst nite. SO funny, we had to abandon a trip to Tesco, whare me an Daddy wer goin off to get Mummy sum mor tablits for her bad bak. So we had a look under the frunt bit- that's wat we call the bonnet, but my Merrykan reeders will call a hood (hehe yor all hoodies!! Hehe! Cheeky Bear!) (akchewly I prefer that- bonnet is a bit too Dilly) an Mummy got a torch, an we all lookt in an sed, "Hey! Shuddent thare be a fan belt neer that fan?" D'oh!

So Daddy got a bus to werk today, and the man from the garridge cayme an got the car.

Mummy sed to him, "Ar all Fiat Puntos this bad, or ar we cursed?"

He sed weer cursed. AHA! Mor possibol reesons behind Gillingham playin so badly laytely. But I dygress...

Wen he brort it bak, he waz givin Mummy a look like sumthing bad had happend. "Oh no don't look at me like that!" sed Mummy, but he did. Then he sed "The hed gaskit's gon."

WHAT the?

I don't kno wat gaskits ar or wat the hed wun duzz but it sownds seeriuss. He sed it will be over £500 to fix, and he carnt do it till next Wendzday. That's alot ov shiney pennys an a long time.

Now weer worreed bowt Daddy goin to werk, cos he is a serply teecher, so he goze to all diffrent playces, sum ov them too far away for buses.

The man from the garridge sed, "If yor goin to trayde it in for a new wun, mayke shor it's wun that's nearby."

Oh hahaha.

I can add wun bit ov advice: buy a bloo car, nex time, Daddy.

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Mummy mayde her ferst card in July or Orgust, an she haz got lots now. Heer they all ar-

Personly, I don't think she haz mayde enuff wiv Bears on, so I helpt her do this wun:

She haz arskt an arty shop in town if they will sell sum, an they want to see 6 sarmpols. 6! So we hav to chooz 6 owt ov this lot. Or rarther, we hav to chooz 5. The Bear wun is in, oviossly.

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Forrin news just in: The Chineez Bank ov Origarmi haz foldid.

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My blog had a vizit from a Bear Doktor! Wa-hey! Hav a look at her blog. It's ace!

Bye for now!!!!