Catchin up 1- Granny's Berfday

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No
• Simpsons: yes, we sor a very old wun, the wun wen Santa's Littol Helper comes to stay!
• Tesco: Yes, an I rode in the trolley, too.
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5 /10
• Overall Score: 7.8369/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Oh my giddy arnt! I havent blogd in weeks! Well yu noe hooz to blame thare, don't yu? Yep, can't get the staff.

I've dun tuns of stuff.....

Ferst it was Granny's berfday.
We bort lots of presents but forgot to tayke pikchers! D'oh! (Staff problems agen)
But enyway, we went off for lunch at a 17th Sentry Inn an ate tuns ov food, but mannidged to save room for dizert this time!!!!!!

I had sum Crabbies Alcoholic Ginger BeerYum!!

Heer's me an Granny an Mummy

Dilly liket that the plates had wagonny things on them-

She also liket the lanterns

....an she luvd the horseradish sorce, wich was hot hot hot!

Daddy had roast lamb, Granny had chikken, Mummy had roast beef.....

I liket dizzerts best!
This is wat Granny had.
It's calld 'spotted dick' -HAAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahahahahHAAAAAAAA!
It's a steamed sponge pudding with sultanas in it an yu get it wiv syrup an custard.
Slurp!

Mummy had hot choc muffin an creem-

Daddy had hot toffee pudding wiv ice creem-OH MY!

This wee doggy was calld Milly.
She livd at the Inn.
This was her speshol corner, wiv her own heater an bowl an cushon.

Granny luvd her strayte away.
She luvs doggys. An they always louv her too.

Wen we got home Mr Scooter had fallen asleep waiting for us at the windo wiv his Bear.

We had ownly been in the howse a few minits, wen Unkal David an she-hoo-must-not-be-named* arrived, wiv my 2 cuzzins. Wun ov them, Dominic, had his berfday the day befor Granny, so Mummy sed they shud both blow owt the candols on the cayke she had got.

Mr Scooter let Dominic stroke him wile they shared the fire an watched tv. Thare was wrappin payper arownd from wen Granny had opend presents, so we put catnip on it!!!Layter, Mr Scooter slept it off-

Well that's all for now. I will do sum mor catch up posts an set them up to publish ortomatikly so I don't hav to wayte for Mummy to help wiv the buttons! Tsk!

Grayte she jus made a cup ov tea. I'm off!

TTFN!

*she-hoo-must-not-be-named= Unkal David an Arnty Stephanie got married in Deesember an Mummy had a hewge row wiv them becos Arnty S was meen to her an now Mummy sez that if we say her nayme three times she will appeer so we mussent. We must say 'she-hoo-must-not-be-named'.
Akchewly I hav had my own nayme for her for a wile wich is 'she-hoo-has-a-fanny-in-her-name' but Daddy maykes his brow go wrinkly at me wen I yews that. Wich meens it must be good HAHAHAHA