Hey! Whare's summer gone?

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: resting
  
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: no
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5/10
• Day Score: 6.376132055/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Been tryin to get on heer all weekend!
Daddy haz been playin a gayme on the compewter for hours an hours, roodly interruptid okayshunly by Mummy sayin things like, "Come on let's go to that Garden Senter that's clozing down an get sum cheep plarnts an stuff" wich issent eevn a reel shop, an defnitly not Tesco's, whare I cud at leest ride in a trolley. An sheez got hardly eny room in the garden for mor plarnts. Never mind. We still went.

Weev had to stor all the plarnts indors coz it's been raynin hard an the wind haz been blowin reelly reelly madly an noyzily, an I don't meen Grayum's farty-bottom. Well not JUST that. We reelly did get a big gale the larst few days. It's mad. It had been hot hot hot an now it's all wintry agen. Enyway, wiv all the new plarnts indors, it's like bein owtside inside an we Bears like that cos it meens we hav an indor toylet. That new tree peony haz been well fertilized, an the flowers on that bottle-brush bush arnt as harsh as they look- in fakt, they ar as soft as a feather on the bare Bear bot! Wa-heyy!

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Remember that race that Mummy an Dilly did 2 week ago, to raize munny for Cancer Research? Well Daddy dident get eny fotoes ov them akchewly runnin (wich waz ov grayte dissapoyntment to me cos let's fayce it, gerls do run funny! Hehehehe!) BUT I fownd sum pikchers on a website ov them! This compenny duzz finish-fotoes for peepol taykin part. They ar kwite expensiv so I dident buy eny, but I nikt theez wuns (hehehe!). So heer we ar, proof that they akchewly ran!

Dilly is cheetin a bit, if yu arsk me, as she rode in a belt-pokkit for at leest sum ov the way! Can yu see her? I've markt her wiv a yello ring in this next pikcher. (Her snowt in unmissabol! HAHAHA!)

The total waz in today, an they raized just over £200, wich is sumthing like US$400.

That bag Mummy's carryin contaynes a bottol ov warter, a warter spray, tishooes (I gayve her self-ishooin rites as the rayce waz gerls-ownly so I cuddent go along) sum mussol-rub an sum payne killers. She haz arthur-eye-tis wich is wy she took theez along wiv her! Her bak haz been bad since, so me an Sam hav been runnin up an down it. Bears ar kwite good at massardge, yu kno. It's the combinayshun ov furry feet an good darnse moovs.

Bye fer now!

Technofear- gettin rid ov extra lines

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no- they dident play this weekend- they got a day off fer good behayvyer
• Simpsons: no
• Tesco: ownly the small wun
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 wa-heyy!/10
• Day Score:7.93618/10
• Advent calendar pikcher: groop ov peepol poyntin at the sky

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Hav yu notist that sumtimes wen yu rite on yor blog, it puts in lots ov blanks between the lines that yu don't want?

Like for exampol yu'll be riting like this an then wen yu put in a foto it

will mayke the next lot ov werds jump down a line

so yu get mor space between the lines than yu want

like this?

Well, I've discuverd a way ov puttin this rite! All yu do is hi-lite all the lines that hav big gaps between them that yu don't want. Wen they're hi-lited, press the "Ctrl" key and "c" key at the sayme time, like as tho yu wer goin to copy them. NEXT, wivowt moovin the cursor or the hi-lite AT ALL, press the "Ctrl" key and the "v" key at the same time. It's like copyin it into the same space agen. Wen yu do this, all the lines jump bak up next to eech uther agen.

I hope this helps yu all. Unless ov corse yu alreddy knew this. HA! In wich cayse, I wish yu'd told me erlier. HAHAHA!

If yu want to be teknikol, the problem happens cos in the HTML it mixes up its "p" and "div". But yu don't hav to kno that. Dilly duzzent. An she duzz OK.

Fer a croco-dragon, enyhow.

I'm off to sit in the new toy- they bort a massarge chair cos they've both got bad baks. Me an Grayum luv it. We sit on it an it shaykes an vencherly we slide all the way off!

Bye fer now!

Mummy's Back

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: yes
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: too bizzy/10
• Day Score: 7/10
  

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Dispite dit being Oktober an derefore offishally Getting-A-Bit-Nippy, yesterday was nice an sunny heer in Colsta. So mummy thort, "Hmmm........ shall I go an feed der skwirrols in der park? Shall I go fer a nice wolk wiv my bear? Shall I organize a teddy-bears'-piknik in der woods? No. I no! I'll cut der grarss!" Woopy doo. I was so eggsitid I nearly mooved an ear lobe.

Dis is wot grown-ups do wen dey get an unexpektid bit of nice weather. Dey trim things. Mummy trimmed der grarss, der flowers, der tree. Den she caym indors wolking awl wobbly and mayking a noise like "OwwWWowWWwwooOOwww"a bit like a constipaytid owl, akshewally.

So I had to administer a bak massage agen. Dis is where she lies down on der flor looking at der carpet an I darnse up an down her bak. Wen yor old yu don't hav a very good bak. Dis is wy yu shood look carfter yor bear wen yu ar yung. Yu never no wen yu will start to need a small bear to run up an down yor bak darnsing.

She is a bit better today an dits rayning so we're safe. In fact we're off on der bus soon so I think I'll go an get my hat....

Bye fer now!