Pant-Cape Tchewsday frolics!

Latest scores:

• Gills: we playd York an got a nil-nil not-a-looz
• Simpsons: No
• Tesco: Yes, mummy needid choklit
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 /10 got Daddy agen
• Overall Score: 7.76569/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!! 

Well lots ov yu hav had fun an frolics wiv Pant-Capes!

Heer ar sum fotoes that yoov bin sendin me-

Ferst this is Bertie, hoo livs wiv Bumblevee. Heer he is pre-lorch:

an..... oh deer!

 Bertie had grayte fun lornching off diffrent playces but got a bit cort up eech time! 
 Go hav a look at all his frolics heer! Bertie, wen yu hanged yorself I hope yu dident get hurt!

Next heer is Alexander Mackenzie Bear, Sandy for short!! He deesydid to onnor 2 tradishuns wiv his Pant-cape. Ferst, he is waring wat we call PANTS over heer, bein underpants. But he is also waring wat they call PANTS over the uther side ov the pond, wich is trowzers. The Internashonal-Pant-Combo resultid in a very long cape indeed! Very impressiv, I'm shor yu'll agree!

Wa-hey!!!!!!!!!!! Go see mor heer!!!

Now to Jerry an Ben.

 Heeeheheheheheeee!!!
Um, well they sed they will look for sum bigger pants an hav anuther go, cos theez wuns keep fallin over theyer faces like this an they carnt see wer to jump. It's a helth an safety ishue, peepol, be seeriuss! (Tho pants-on-heds is a grayte gayme in itself!)

Now over to Ostraylia to see Woolley Bear, hoo livs wiv Feronia.  Woolley Bear has a fine snouty face so is mor arrodynamic than me an duzz sum exslent lornches in pants. Heer's wun-

(note hat to keep ears warm as the air racing past them)

 Oooff! He did a mid-air flip an landed belly-up! Go Woolley!!!

OK time to show yu how I got on!
Alexander MacKensie Bear sent me theez fine pants! (Oh hek, Sandy, did I properly thank yu?? I do hope so..) Arnt they grayte? They ar flarge pants so come wiv the added bonus that yu can hardly see me in them:

  getting reddy....

an off!!!

 Ooooff!!!

Hehehee!

 Oh! Hallo Dilly!

Did yu want a go?

Yu can borro my pants, if yu like-?

 No? Oh allrite then...

Hehe Daddy Windowsill Bear likes theez pants.

They ar a perfick fit!!!

 Hehe they eevn hav a tail vent!!

Well!
I hav sayved the next athleet to the end cos of his very speshol effort! I'm shor yu will be imprest!
This Bartie, hoo livs wiv Granny K.  (clik link for full event cuveridge.)
Bartie yewsd his Daddy's long-johns an dident just jump, he absayled down the washing line!!! 
Heer he is, reddy to off (stop looking down, Bartie, stop looking down!)-

  Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

go Bartie go!!!!

 Hehe! A soft-ish landing in the snow, an his smile is restored!
Hurray!!!!

Hehe! Well if yu still want to hav a go, let me noe ware to find yor fotoes (link or email!) an I'll do anuther updayte at the weekend. 

Till then, happy frolicking!!!!!

Bob T Bear (esq)  

BERFDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Part 1!

HULLO BEARS AN NOT-A-BEARS!!!

As soon as it turned Midnite, I told Mummy she cud no longer stop me opening my present from Beanie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SO THARE! HA!
I rekkond it was a new push push car...

Then I saw......OH WOW! A fire engine! BRILL!!!!!!!!!
THANKS BEANIE!!I luv fire engines. we heer them go up the rode goin nee norrrrr nee norrrrrrrrr...

OK, cards now!!!
Heer is the wun from Beanie.
I think it looks like tree bark. Clever, issent it?Last week, a card arrived from Abearika, and Mummy mayde me wayte to open that too!
Issent she harsh?
-After all, it was from Jerry an Ben!!!!!
Look! I've got a hat just like that!I do like the way they always dror themselves wayving!
See them thare at the bottom?Thanks, Jerry an Ben!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dilly mayde this littol card.
She cullerd the frame with the cullers of my nose, an put a bloo bow on the Bear. Gosh, that's reelly kwite nice for Dilly!She did insist on giving me ear hugs tho...
This wun is from Granny!
This is a garden Bear, wiv sunflowers!
This wun has a Bear in a teapot on it.
Hehehehe..... I think he mite be doin a poo in thare!
HAHAHA!It's from all the uther Bears in the howse!An the cats!I fownd sum mor presents this morning.
HURRAY!!
I'll blog abowt them layter!!!!
Mummy is goin owt now.
I think she has a choklit cayke for me sumware.
Me an Sam ar going to hav a look for it!

Catcha layter!!!

Bob T Bear (esq)

Catch up- 3: Jerry & Ben an uther Bear fayced cheek

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: Nope
• Simpsons: Nope. Did see Family Guy tho, the wun ware Stewie taykes over the werld (wiv his Bear, Rupert)
• Tesco: No
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: er no, still a bit too snotty for this rownd heer.
  
• Dilly is still waring her nerse's hat but her akchewal nersing seems to consist mostly of (1) cheking peepol hav tayken theyer tablets by investigaytin theyer mouths and (2) staring very hard at them
• Overall Score: 7ish/10

HULLO BEARS AN NOT-A-BEARS!!!

In erly Deesember, my Abearikan pals Jerry an Ben sent me a parcel. That's them, thare, see? Cool, arnt they?

Arfter Crismoss they arskt if I had got it. HUH? NO!! No sine ov it!!!

They wer disappoyntid an natchrilly we wer very worreed. Mummy eevn wonderd if the mad theeving postie-boys wer at it agen. (Never trust a postman unless he has a designaytid Post Bear assined to his rownd. All onnist posties hav wun. Ownly the theevin scum norty wuns don't.)

Then, in layte January, the parcel arrived!!!! WAT A SERPRIZE!!!! We had given up on ever seeing it!

We wer VERY curioss abowt wy it had tayken so long, an fownd a cloo stamped onto the parcel-
It sez it waz in BOLIVIA on the 20th December, a cuppol ov weeks arfter Jerry an Ben had posted it from the USA! WAT THE?????????

This is a very strange way to get to the UK!
I spent a few yeers in Sowth Abearika wiv Daddy, so maybe they thort I was still down thare...

ENYWAY!
I yewsd a nife to get in thare- cuddent wayte! (Yung Bears, pleez note, don't yewz sharp objekts, I've been speshly trayned at Spy Collidge)DIVE IN!! OOF!
OOO LOTS OV THOZE SOFT POLYSTYREEN THINGS!
I LUV THEEZ!!
OOPS! SKEWZ ME BUM! HEHE!

AHHH.......LUVLYHEHEOH LOOK!
SUMTHING TO REED IN HEER!
THIS IS INTRESTIN...AND PENS, TOO!
I SPLIT THEEZ WIV DILLY LAYTER ON.
I KEPT THE BLOO WUN AN SHE HAD THE FLOWERY WUN.

MINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!DILLY HELPT GET THEM ALL OWT, AN COWNTID THEM, SEVROL TIMES. SHE DECIDED THARE WER 2.
AND LOOK!
THEY DID A GRAYTE PAWTRAYTE OF US!!!!SOOPER-FLAYVER JELLY BEANS!
AND....
AND.......
WAT IS THIS???A POO-LAR BEAR!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GEDDIT?
A POO-LAR BEAR!!!!!!!!!!!

OH MY BEADS, THIS IS GONNA BE FUN!
HAHAHAHA IT EEVN COMES WIV INSTRUKSHUNS! HAHAHA!
HOOZ JOB WAZ IT TO DROR THIS?
CAN YU IMAGIN THEM TELLING THEYER FAMLY WAT THEY DID THAT DAY AT WERK? HOW BRILLYENT!
RITE LET'S SEE... I'VE LOADED IT UP WIV BROWN JELLY BEANS...
NOW HOLD THE BODY STILL AN PRESS DOWN THE HED AND...HAHAHA IT WERKT!!!IT POOPT A BEAN!TRY IT AGEN! TRY IT AGEN!
HAHAHAHAAAAAAA!
THEY POP RITE OWT HIS BOTTOM!

OH MY!
MY SIDES HERTED SO MUTCH!
THIS IS THE FUNNYEST THING EVER!
HEY DILLY LOOK AT THIS!!

UH NO, NO, EH, JERRY AND BEN? I DON'T THINK SHE GETS IT!
THANK YU for sutch a grayte parcel, Jerry an Ben! I carnt beleev it took me so long to blog abowt it my sekritary so long to help me blog abowt it!!!!! Fantastic!!!!!!!!

TTFN!!!!!!!!!