HAH!

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Thank kew for yor messidges. I hav told Mummy that she is in the minorrity, an therefor very rong.

So far she hassent relentid. I havent been abol to find a beetol for her pant dror as it was rayning today. I did hav a spider hidden but Granny fownd it an Daddy skwisht it cos Mummy is scared of them.
So I hav desydid to apply the werst punishment of all. I'm sorry, but she leevs me no choyse: I hav desydid to hide all her pants.

Ha! See how she likes it to be stopt having wat's yors!!!

The ownly reel consolayshun to this sitewayshun is that she is on anuther diet an so I don't hav to giv her eny of my berfday cayke on Monday!

Now off to see if Blogger will let me post photo's!!!!!

NOOOO!!!!!!!!! IT WON'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think Blogger shud be renaymed Bugger. I am now farting in theyer generol direkshun!

Poo!

TTFN

Things from the Post Bear!

Recent scores:

• Gills: HORRAY!! We did so well we ar the champions an we ar going up to a hiyer level next seezon!! Wa-hey!!
• Simpsons: I've seen a few lately, an even sum new wuns. Mostly I watch Big Bang Theory now cos I like to sing along.
• Tesco: I havent been much recently as Mummy is trying to empty the freezer. Pah!
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: Daddy has had a cold so I've kept clear!
• Overall Score: nearly 9, considerin the Gills! /10

HULLO BEARS AN NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Gosh it has been a wile since I posted (agen) (I am goin to sak my sekritry)

I am unhappy wiv Mummy for uther reezons too. Most spechally cos it is my berfday on Monday (it's allways the last Monday in May) an I hav allreddy got 2 cards-
I got 1 from Jerry an Ben, an 1 from Beanie. But she won't let me open them an sez I hav to wayte till Monday.

It shuddent be up to her! Snot her berfday!! I don't try to tell her wen to open her mail, do I?
An I don't even shop her wen she eats bits of her berfday cayke erly and sekritly, by curbing a bit off the bottom edge wiv her fingernayle ware no wun will notiss.

She must hav fergotten wat I did last yeer wen she tryd this- I put a beetol in her pant dror hehehe. I think I'll haf to think of sumthing to do this time that is werse so she duzzent ferget it! Eny ideas?!!

Meenwile we hav had uther things in the post too. We had a big parcel from Feronia last week. It had lots ov goodies in it!!! An then we had a postcard from Buttons! I want to show yu but Blogger won't let me put pikchers on at the moment. I'll try agen layter or tomorro... if it duzzent werk then I shall fart in Blogger's generol direkshun!

TTFN!!!!!

Beein payshunt

LOOK! I got a parcel!

Wat fun!!!!
It's from TANGO! I can tell, cos it's rapt in tango cullerd tishoo!

MUMMY told me that I can't open it proply till next Monday, cos that's my BERFDAY so I've got to wayte.I don't think this is fair cos it is MY parcel so I shud deeside wat to do wiv it, not her.
An I am NOT sulkin in this foto.
SHE sed I was.
But I'm not.
I am bein CONSENTRAYTIDLY PAYSHUNT.

(Still don't think it's fair.)

TTFN,

Bob T Bear (esq)

Shh...I'm in hiding

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: We wer beeting Bradford 2-0 but we ar frendly so we let them get a goal just cos weer nice, an then they took advantage an got anuther wun.
  
• Simpsons: No
• Tesco: Yes, an a good shop it was too, wiv a good ride on the trolley!
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 /10
• Overall Score: 7.6/10

HULLO BEARS AN NOT-A-BEARS!!!

I am havin to be very serruptishus.
Daddy has spottid wat he calls a 'mattid crusty bit' on the bak ov my hed. He was ownly passing a comment abowt it, but Mummy overherd, an so now she is talking abowt baths an brushes an close inspekshuns! WELL! It is MY hed, issent it? It is MY hed an if I want to keep a bogey behind my ear for layter that's up to ME issent it? Not that I'm saying it IS a bogey. But if it wer, it's mine. So thare. It's bad enuff that Mummy keeps steeling Scooter's bogeys. As soon as she sees he has wun on the end of his nose, she self-ishoos a tishoo (the cheek of it!) an wipes it away. I told her, he may hav been sayving that wun for layter! Giv it bak! But she won't lissen.

Well she's not getting mine.

Just a kwik note, this.

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: yes, we got a not-a-loos wiv Walsall, wich I thort waz in Poland.
  
• Simpsons: no
• Tesco: no
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10! haha! /10
• Overall Score: 7.565103/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

I just popt in to say thank yu for the messidges an also for the awards (wow! I hav awards!) an I will attend to them mor proply wen I get bak- we ar off to Granny's for a few days...

-then we come bak heer for a few days, an THEN we ar goin to the New Forrest for a long weekend. So bizzy bizzy!!!!

We ar taykin Zed bak home today. To be onnist weel miss the littol fella, altho he is a full time job, watchin that he duzzent get in trubbol. I fownd him "investigaytin" the washin barsket this mornin. He cayme owt rinklin up his nose. Must hav been investigaytin sum ov Daddy's derty soks, if the way he rubbd his nose into the carpet is enything to go by. Por lad! Haha!

Mummy's tummy seems better but sheez bein silly cos I got told off for nuthin an it issent fair. She sed I had to wash my paws befor dinner an all I did waz explayne that it wassent nessassary cos I waz yewzin a spoon not my paws an enyway eevn if thare WER dert an germs on my paws (wich thare wassent, cos I lickt them) they wernt goin to walk down the handol ov the spoon wer they? But she sed yu had to wash yor hands befor dinner enyway! So I wacht to see if she ate hers wiv her hands an she dident! So I sed "Thare! See? Yu yewsd a fork! NOT yor hands!" but she still rekkons I dident win the argewment.

Mummys ar so illogikol sumtimes. Thare shud be a playce whare mummys can all on hollyday together an do poyntless stuff together an leev the rest ov us alone, like puttin on jumpers wen yor not cold, washin yor paws befor dinner an cleenin yor teeth in the mornin eevn wen yu dident hav a midnite snak.

Hey ho. Bye for now!