Tell her! The spikey look duzzent sooot me!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No
• Simpsons:yes
• Tesco: no
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: oh, I fergot abowt this /10
• Overall Score: 7.30111/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Look wat she did to me!This is the result ov Mummy combing me. I keep tellin her I don't need grooming. Yu carnt improov on perfekshun, arfter all. She eevn thretend me wiv a wash. GERROFF! I don't NEED a wash. I had a barth in 2004.

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I carnt beleev it's Therzday an I havent bloggd since Saterday!

We dident get to football on Saterday, by the way, cos thare waz so mutch traffik neer the bridge to Kent an we got stuk in it, an so we got maye too layte to go. Hurrumpff!

Never mind. We are goin to try agen this Saterday, so get yor lukky bloo pants owt, peepol; it's the proper start ov the footie seezon!!!

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We stayd at Granny's howse till Munday nite. On Sunday we took her for a drive an we endid up heer, wich is a craft senter:-That's yung Zed wiv me. He livs at Granny's howse wiv his parrents.
Wilst chattin over our brekfarst Weetabix, I diskuverd that he cuddent remember ever havin been owt in a car, so I arraynged for him to come wiv us.

Inside the crarft senter they had lots ov intrestin stuff. They eevn had an adopshun corner, an I spottid theez 2 up for adopshun!!Hmm. A rarther hansum Bear an a dragon-type-thing, sittin together.
-Do they remind yu ov enywun?

Then we had a Cream Tea.
A Cream Tea is wen yu get lots ov tea to drink but also yu get lots ov scones (they ar a bit like a dense caykey thing an very scrum. Sumtimes yu get froot in them). Wiv the scones yu get sum butter, strorbry jam, an lots an lots ov thik, gloopy cream. They ar so scrum I fergot to tayke a foto befor we startid to eet it all!! Heer's Zed chekkin owt wat's left:Heer's me, gardin the larst morse ov my bit:Akcherly, we cuddent finnish them all, so Granny rapt the larst wun in a tishoo an smuggold it home in her bag. HAHAHA! Good ol' Granny!

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Heer is Mr Scooter in Granny's bak garden. He waz stalkin sumthing. I never fownd owt wat. Maybe he fanseed the blakberrys on that bush.Miss Fluffy has her own chair in the garden:Heer she is on Granny's lap:Heer is a bee on a flower in Granny's garden.
The flower is calld a Pashun Flower an it smells ov vanilla ice creem.Heer is Tiger on top ov Granny's shed roof. He livs up the road but he likes Granny an she givs him watever food Scooter an Miss Fluffy don't eet, cos his own peepol don't care for him very mutch.That's all to report reelly, exsept that Mummy an Daddy hav bort bicycles an keep goin owt for rides an Mummy keeps fallin off. But I havent mannidged to get them on film yet. Hehe!

Bye fer now!

The Colchester "Bear Shop" (that's Adopshun Senter, reelly. )

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: no
• Simpsons: yes
• Tesco: yes, me an Mummy went. We wer thare ages. Her bak hert so she yewzd the trolley like a walkin-frayme. In the end I sed, "Jump on!" an she did, an I pusht her rownd. It waz hard werk, eevn tho I'm a strong Bear. I got kwite pufft owt but I did get to steer us to the Choklit Biskit isle an load up sum Hobnobs for me an the uther Bears. (Can yu beleev Daddy thinks I got them for him? Pah!)
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: now look, they're just not playin fair rownd heer. They ar FAR mor serprized than they ar admittin. Sam ownly gayve me a 4 yesterday, but that dident explayne wy he fell off the taybol. I sed he waz HEWGELY serprized, that's wy! But he sed he wassent at all, he'd just spotted sumthing intrestin on the flor. /10
• Day Score: 7.32974/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

On Friday we went into town to say goodbye to sum old frends. It waz a sad day: the main Colchester Bear Adopshun Senter waz clozin down.

I always luvd to pop in an say hullo to the Bears (an a few Not-A-Bears) wenever I waz in town.

Lots ov Bears hung owt thare. Sum wer kwite posh. Sum wer awl dresst up an sum wer naykid. (Wa-hey!)

They wer awl a bit worreed abowt moovin on to their new adopshun senter, in Norwich. Theez wuns wer so ankshuss they cuddent consentrayte on their Synchronized Sitting:

I stopt to comfert this littol Gerl-Bear. Eevn tho she waz very, very pink, she waz kwite sweet:

Then I had to say my goodbyes to the nice laydeez hoo werkt thare:We did mannidge to finerly get Daddy Windowsill-Bear sum glarssis ov his own befor they clozed:He hassent kwite desydid yet wether to ware them wiv the arms tukt behind, under, or on his ears.

We went to Granny's at the weekend. I'll tell yu abowt that tomorro!

Bye fer now!