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Showing posts with label welkum home posters. Show all posts
Showing posts with label welkum home posters. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Dark skys, pink posters an perpol Bears haha!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: No
  • Simpsons:yes
  • Tesco: no
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5/10
  • Overall Score: 7.269/10
HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Did I menshun that Zed had come to stay wiv us? Heer he is, the wee perpol fella:He livs at Granny's an this is his ferst trip away from home. He is into EVRYTHING. He is sooo curious. He is in evry dror an cubberd lookin at stuff. I larst sor him heddid for Mummy's crarft room. She followd him PDQ to hide all the cutty things. She sez heez sayfe in thare now, but I havent seen him for owers. Evry now an then I heer gigglin or an "Oooo" or "Ahhh!" as he finds sumthing else new. Hey ho. Wat it is to be a cub, huh?

I waz a bit worreed this arfternoon cos this happend:it went all dark!!!
I thort thare wud be a big storm an I waz worreed I wuddent be abol to find Zed an get him to the thunder shelter! Lukkily, it went strayte parst us wivowt a singol drop or a rumbol. I think it went on to Ipswich. Wich is understandabol as that town is full ov poo an needs a good wash. Speshly over thair football grownds. HAHAHA!!!

Well we ar waytin now for Daddy to get home. He landid at the airport neerly an ower ago, so he shuddent be long. Me an Dilly mayde a "Welkum Home Daddy!" poster for the frunt dor:I sed do it all in red to mayke it stand owt but she insistid on doin her bit in pink. Uff! Never mind. We stuk it on the dor an Mummy rang him to remind him to look carefully as he drives in as hedgehogs hav startid to come rownd the frunt as well as the bak now for their dinner an we don't want a skwisht wun.

Must go now. I'm in charge ov welkum-home tea.

Byeee!!!!!!!