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Showing posts with label Daddy window-sill Bear. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Daddy window-sill Bear. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 02, 2008

The Colchester "Bear Shop" (that's Adopshun Senter, reelly. )

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no
  • Simpsons: yes
  • Tesco: yes, me an Mummy went. We wer thare ages. Her bak hert so she yewzd the trolley like a walkin-frayme. In the end I sed, "Jump on!" an she did, an I pusht her rownd. It waz hard werk, eevn tho I'm a strong Bear. I got kwite pufft owt but I did get to steer us to the Choklit Biskit isle an load up sum Hobnobs for me an the uther Bears. (Can yu beleev Daddy thinks I got them for him? Pah!)
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: now look, they're just not playin fair rownd heer. They ar FAR mor serprized than they ar admittin. Sam ownly gayve me a 4 yesterday, but that dident explayne wy he fell off the taybol. I sed he waz HEWGELY serprized, that's wy! But he sed he wassent at all, he'd just spotted sumthing intrestin on the flor. /10
  • Day Score: 7.32974/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

On Friday we went into town to say goodbye to sum old frends. It waz a sad day: the main Colchester Bear Adopshun Senter waz clozin down.

I always luvd to pop in an say hullo to the Bears (an a few Not-A-Bears) wenever I waz in town.

Lots ov Bears hung owt thare. Sum wer kwite posh. Sum wer awl dresst up an sum wer naykid. (Wa-hey!)

They wer awl a bit worreed abowt moovin on to their new adopshun senter, in Norwich. Theez wuns wer so ankshuss they cuddent consentrayte on their Synchronized Sitting:

I stopt to comfert this littol Gerl-Bear. Eevn tho she waz very, very pink, she waz kwite sweet:

Then I had to say my goodbyes to the nice laydeez hoo werkt thare:We did mannidge to finerly get Daddy Windowsill-Bear sum glarssis ov his own befor they clozed:He hassent kwite desydid yet wether to ware them wiv the arms tukt behind, under, or on his ears.

We went to Granny's at the weekend. I'll tell yu abowt that tomorro!

Bye fer now!

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Wat a week!

Yesterday's scores:
  • Gills: no- but the uther day we had a pre-seeson frendly an we wun 8-1 (!!!!) to Faversham.
  • Simpsons: yes, but it waz anuther wun ov those Halloween speshols an LBBBJ gets a tad nervoss ov thoze so Mummy distraktid him wiv a leaflet abowt manuka hunny.
  • Tesco: no, an we need cow-juice. Mummy went to Sainsbury's. Pah! An we STILL need cow-juice cos she fergot it. Wich jus shows wat goin to Sainsbury's duzz to yer brain.
  • Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9.5 Sam got me from behind the curtain/10
  • Day Score: 7.73836/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

Phew! It's been bizzy rownd heer!

Ferst, the washin masheen broke down- and I got the blayme, jus fer stuffin an extra 17 pares ov pants in. (Well, pant watchin is better than daytime tv an wen it's windy owtside wat's a Bear to do?)

Next, Daddy orderd a new wun off the internet and they sed they wud tayke the old wun away an install the new wun, but ownly if we disconnektid the old wun.

SO! Friday mornin, we got up erly to do that. But we cuddent find the stopcok to tern the warter off. We had to open up the trap-dor in the street an tern it off there. Lukilly it ownly ternd off OUR warter, nowun else's. But it still ment that Mummy cuddent flush the toylet and, as I may hav menshund from time to time, she duzz poo an awful lot, so it waz a tense mornin. Daddy wassent worreed, he went off to werk, whare they hav fully funkshoning toylets. (An if Daddy is goin to yews it, that's the leest yu need it to be.)

The men arrivd by 9am an put in the new masheen an testid it. It dident werk!! So they had to tayke 2 broken wuns bak wiv them. An we havent seen them since!!! An thare is washin piling up everywhare.

I'm gettin a tad worreed that I shall soon hav no cleen pants to frolick. Agen, Daddy issent worreed, as he can ware them inside owt an get twice the distance owt ov them. Hehee.

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Meenwile, Mummy's wide-awake arty crarfty phase seems to be comin to an end, an she haz re-enterd the sleep olympics. She has spent most ov this week asleep, wich is a shayme, as it has been hot an sunny at larst, an she is missin it. She haz been a bit down, an eevn sed wun day, wat is thare to get up for? But we convinst her that at the very leest, thare waz a cup ov tea, an she got up. I've bin givin her hed-hugs!

I went into town wiv her on the bus an I took her to the crarft shop whare I got sum new cullerin pens. That sort ov cheerd her up a bit. She likes gettin me things. Hoo can blayme her?

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2 ov yu hav emayled me abowt yor crarfty challenge peeces, so I will put fotoes ov them up in anuther post. Thanks!

An thanks to TB for emayles, too! He haz bin lookin into playin that grayte Bear gayme, "Bear! Not-a-bear!" an watchin my instrukshonal video on it. I think I mite hav a gayme ov it meself, TB, speshly as thare ar no darnsin pants to watch goin rownd an rownd!!!

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Sorry no fotoes today. But heer is a YouTube vid that Mummy's frend Beth sent her. Beth livs in Maine. Enyway, this is reelly cewt- a bayby moose playing wiv a sprinkler, then he goze an gets his twin bruther an his mummy, an they all hav a frolick!! It mayde Mummy smile- hope it maykes yu smile too!



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Daddy Window-sill Bear is goin to the optishun tomorro, cos he keeps borrowin Mummy's glarsses so she sed sheel get him his own. He waz a bit offendid at ferst, an thort she ment she just dident want to share wiv him. But then we poyntid owt that hers wer akchewly 3 times the size ov his hed. Hey ho!

Bye fer now!