MAIL catch-up!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No, but weev bin winning laytely!
  
• Simpsons: No but I did see American Dad an the Alien had diarrea it was so funny.
• Tesco: No
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 10 got Mummy coming in the front dor /10
• Overall Score: 7.8256/10
  

HULLO BEARS AN NOT-A-BEARS!!!

My sekritry has wunce agen been under the wether, or at leest that's her excewse for not helpin me get on heer. I tell her, I hav a following, yu noe, abowt twice as menny as yu hav on YOR blog, so I need to tell them wats on goin on! I am agen considerin sakking her. Well, I meen, she sez thare is no time, then she spent all yestaday defrosting the freezer. I'm far mor important than that. If the food defrosts, just mayke a big stew wiv hewge dumplings an invite mor Bears. Simpol. Now get over heer an type :@}

I hav reseevd TONS ov grate stuff theez larst 2 weeks!!!! Me an Dilly ar so lukky ot hav grate frends all rownd the werld, an our postman thinks yu all hav intrestin naymes.

Ferst, Beanie went to Brussels an sent this hilarius postcard-Hehehe! It's a statew of a littol boy peeing! An look at all his diffrent owtfits! He eevn has wun for footie!!

Wen he got bak, Beanie sent me this beermat. It's so funny getting beermats in the post- just like this, no envelope! Ha! I sent him wun a littol wile ago wiv a story on it....and...wow! Anuther Beanie card!

Hurray! BADGES!!!! Mine sez "KING"!!!! An Dilly's haz a dragon on it!

PANTASTIC!!!!!

THANKS BEANIE!!!!!!!!!!!!

NEXT thare is this cewt postcard from HAMMIE...

Next cayme this....
a parcel? Oh my! This is from Hammie too!!!!!!

I think the edges on this envelope look like pawprints!Wat a jolly card!Oooooooo likerrish sweets! Theez ar so moreish!...and yummy buttery sweets!An I got this grate VAMPIRE TEETH AN TUNG! HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!Oh! MOR sweety stuff! I bet this is for Mummy cos it's CHOKLIT!Wat else is in heer???Napkins....an STIKKERS! We lov stikkers! Mummy sez this bloo an wite style is calld Delft.Ooo wat's this, Dilly?She sed it's a magik cloth- yu hav to put it in water an then it grows. HUH?Ooooo sumthing's hapnin....it's like that film, The blob!AHHH! I can see wat it is now! It's a CAT! Hehehe. Weer keepin this for Scooter. Sumtimes he gets a bit sniffy an snotty, so Mummy will yews this wen his nose needs cleening. (He mite eevn be happier abowt that, if he noes it's his own cat-pikcher cloth from Hammie.)THANKS HAMMIE!!!

Next, cayme a postcard from UtrechtIt was from SULLIVAN MCPIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Hurray!THANKS, SULLY!!!!!!!!!!

Then, yestaday, we got this grayte card from Di. She mayde it herself.
Wat a fine Bear! An she has dun the whole card in wite, gold an green, the cullers ov my nose!!She sent it along wiv tons ov crafty stuff for Mummy!!
THANKS, DI!!!!!!!!!!!!

We hav such grayte frends, we do.

I'm sorry if we sumtimes delay in showing all the grayte stuff we reseev. Sumtimes it's so exsyting, an I hav to frolik for a wile!

Thank yu all so much!!!!

TTFN!!!

Updaytin!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No
• Simpsons: Yes, but it was a 'Treehouse of Horror' episode an theyer not as good. AND sumthing bad always happens to Lisa in them!
• Tesco: No
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: oops fergot to do this /10
• Overall Score: 7ish/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

It's abowt time I did an update! Sorry but I need a new sekriterry, I think!!!!

Miss Peach...
Thanks for yor messidges larst time. Shor aint the sayme wivowt Miss Peach. I sorta feel bad for not goin to her blog evry time she updaytid now. Wish I had. But I noe she had tuns ov frends, an always got lots ov frendly messidges. So that's good. Me an Mummy an Dilly sat down an red her blog bak a reelly reelly long way. It mayde us smile cos she waz sutch a speshol Not-A-Bear.

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....Meanwile our cat's gon camping...
Mr Scooter has a tent now!! Mummy bort it in a camping shop sale. She got it cos he luvs to be owtside an duzzent like to hav to come in wen it raynes. So now he lies in his tent on his fayvrit blankie, owt in the garden, no matter wat. He luvs it. He tryd to get in it as Mummy an Daddy wer puttin it together, he cuddent wayte! Now it has to come indors at nite too, so he can stay in it at nite. Utherwise he won't come in. They've had to carry it in wiv him IN IT three times.

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Oops...Belaytid Thankyues needid...
I shud hav sed lots ov days ago that Beanie, an Jerry & Ben, an Hammie hav sent me sum grayte stuff this summer an I want to send a big thankyu Bear hug to them! I've had postcards an sweets an all sorts! I luv gettin mail. I'm sorry I dident blog abowt all my presents sooner.

Beanie sent a postcard wiv a pikchur ov a lady's pants on it, an anuther time he sent me a beer mat. He dident put it in an envlope, just put a stamp on the beer mat! I larft so mutch I neerly burst my beads! Jerry & Ben sent me an Dilly sum stikkers (brill!) an Hammie incloodid munchy biskits!!! Wa-hey!

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September 19th is Talk Like A Pirate Day.
Will yu join in? Weer goin to hav a fun day wiv piratey stuff like shiverin timbers an avastin me hartys! Beanie has allreddy sent me sum dubloons for me trezshur, ahhhh! An hopefully I 'll be abol to get Dilly to join in agen wiv a gayme ov Walk The Plank...... jhee jhee jhee!!!

The website abowt the day is heer. I hope yu can join in!! How abowt I put up a 'Mr Linky' thing on the day, an we can all blog-hop an see wat stuff weer all up to????

Let me noe watcha fink!!!!!

Fun mail from Beanie an Hammie! WOW! I hav grayte frends!

Yesterday's scores:

• Gills: No. But we DID play TODAY an we lost 2-0 an it's all Mummy's falt becos she dident chaynge into her bloo pants. See? See wat happens?
  
• Simpsons: No. Well if bloo pants ar too mutch trubbol wat chance hav the Simpsons got?
• Tesco: no. Kell soopreez.
  
• Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 8 but it shud hav bin a 10 but Mummy waz bein meen ov corsse /10
• Overall Score: 7. that's it. Just 7./10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!!!

Weev had sum fantastik mail heer this week!!!!!

Ferst, we had sum mor BEANIE MAIL!!!!!

Beanie mail is extra speshol cos Beanie's Ma is an arteest an eevn her envelopes ar arty!My card waz from Tango Bear, thankin me for the SpongeBob Squarepants lolly I sent him.This waz Dilly's-Arnt they grayte????

NEXT, we got this fantastik parsol from HAMMIE, all the way from The Netherlands!!!!Inside was sum cards!Hammie's Ma maykes cards wiv her own drorn madalas on.The mandalas grayte. If yu stare at them for ten minits yu go all woo an fall off yor chair. Apart from if yor Dilly, ov corse. Dilly can out-stare fish, cats an eevn statews, so staring at a mandala is nuthing to her.Then, inside the box, we fownd sum Dutch cookies.We havent eeten theez yet. We ar sayving them for Munday, wich will be Mummy's berfday. She has a speshol bottol ov wine for then, too. She sez she will brayke her diet [wat diet?] an we will hav appol pie an custard too. An now we will hav Dutch cookies wiv our cups ov tea in the morning as well. Wow I carnt wayte for Munday!!!!

Next I fownd sum grayte choklit in the parsol. Hammie sez that children get this for Crosmoss over thare, and that they sellybrayte on 5th Deesember. WOW!!!! They get Crismoss 20 days erly????? MUMMY! CAN I GO TO SEE HAMMIE FOR A FEW WEEKS???? Hhahahahaha!!!

On the box it sed that the choklits wer in the shaype of the letter B for Bob and D for Dilly. This is good as it meens that Dilly carnt tayke mine. I thort that it wud be lots ov littol B's but Dilly opend hers, an it was wun big "D"-OH BOY, it is so good to hav Blogger frends! Thankyu!!!!! It is grayte to get stuff in the post from yu. It mayke yu all extra reel, noe wat I meen????

Bye fer now!!!!